[thackney]

Would you, could you, on the ‘net?

[humblegunner]

Would you, could you, were you wet?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I could not, would not, on the net
I could not like them on a jet
I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like their pimping ways
I do not like their spamming craze
I do not like them in the fall
I do not like these pimps at all!

:)