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Why did the serious media believe the UN Alien Ambassador rumor?
Big Bureaucracy ^ | September 27th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

Posted on 09/27/2010 8:58:45 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy

Bummer! The outer space bureaucracy is not happening. Over the weekend the Brits invented the story about the United Nations appointing an ambassador in charge of extraterrestrial contacts.

The most amazing part of the story was the speed with which the false rumor spread through many serious news outlets.

Apparently the opinion of the media about the UN is so low that the appointment of an ET Ambassador seemed realistic.

Newscasters all over the globe believed that Ban Ki-moon is totally capable of going intergalactic.

After all it is likely that the UN will meet an alien before the Middle East Peace is achieved.

Plus, everybody knows that if you are seeking intelligent life, the United Nations is the last place to look.

There was no ‘Is this a joke?’ reaction. The news proceeded with ‘Guess what they did in the UN now!’

The Earth population is so used to pay for all the nonsense coming out of the UN bureaucracy that nobody asked: who is funding the UN Martian office?

Does anybody in the world take the UN seriously anymore?

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: alienambassador; bankimoon; myblog; un
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1 posted on 09/27/2010 8:58:49 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy

I heard NASA is looking for a Mooslim to do our talking for us. Trying to pump up the muzzies’ “self-esteem” don’t you know.


2 posted on 09/27/2010 9:01:45 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

The Tin Foil hat people that run the Internet..and the UN squelched the rumor because Emperor Xenu is coming back to take all good scientoligists back to the home planet!! HAHAHA...


3 posted on 09/27/2010 9:01:49 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: FlingWingFlyer

After Ban Ki-moon they will elect Al Ki-moon


4 posted on 09/27/2010 9:03:37 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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Why did the serious media believe the UN Alien Ambassador rumor?

Because you have to be that stupid to believe anthropomorphic global warming, and they have cast out the unbelievers.

5 posted on 09/27/2010 9:07:52 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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They also believed we can give free health care to 30 million more people and this will save us money.


6 posted on 09/27/2010 9:11:23 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I thought Jerry Brown had already been assigned that post.


7 posted on 09/27/2010 9:23:10 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

We’re already run by aliens - so what’s it matter?


8 posted on 09/27/2010 9:23:27 PM PDT by NotThere
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"The outer space bureaucracy is not happening."

Damned shame! I was going to appeal to the UN to ask the Aliens to warm that damned probe next time I'm taken on board.

9 posted on 09/27/2010 9:25:05 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: Big Bureaucracy
After the election of 0baMao anything is believable.

A few weeks of scooping ice cream is enough experience to be POTUS? C'mon!

10 posted on 09/27/2010 9:28:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (Defend liberty. Destroy socialism.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Calypso Louie Farrakhan as Rush calls him, would be perfect. He’s already been in the Mother ship.


11 posted on 09/27/2010 9:29:16 PM PDT by bleach (Sarah, Wake me in 2012)
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And he already talks like some kind of alien. LOL!


12 posted on 09/27/2010 9:30:30 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

What serious media?


13 posted on 09/27/2010 9:35:17 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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"Newscasters all over the globe believed that Ban Ki-moon is totally capable of going intergalactic.

Well, it IS true that Ban Ki-Moon DID say that the very last chance to stop runaway global warming was last December, so we are all in deep offal now.

14 posted on 09/27/2010 9:41:51 PM PDT by cookcounty (Dec 31st is coming: .....Stop Obama's Midnight Jack-Up!)
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To: TigersEye

I said that very same thing to someone this morning.

LLS


15 posted on 09/27/2010 9:42:28 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: Big Bureaucracy
To answer the question in the title, the reason they believed it was because they all had seen this. Which they 'thought' was an alien. As it turns out, it was just Al Gore before he gained so much weight. He had just received a 'massage' in the Lincoln Bedroom.


16 posted on 09/27/2010 9:48:40 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (lame and ill-informed post)
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Actually, they believe no such thing. They know the costs are now going to rise exponentially. They want that to happen--sooner rather than later--because they are trying to crash the U.S. economy and bring US into a world government and world economic system. We are witnessing a larger version of what happened when the federal reserve was instituted ... the people eventually aksed for, voted in , that which they were appalled at just a few years prior. The people were set up to accomplish the shift.

What makes the current legislations so evil and worhty of guillotine solution is that these bastards know these measures will crash the system not sustain it. They are working to accomplish the collapse and have the 'Homer Simpson' sheeple ask for the new world order to bail them out. [As stated by Cass Sunstein, we're all little Homer Simpsons that the Barry Bastard Boy regime can manipulate! And they're doing it right before our bread and circuses trained eyes.]

17 posted on 09/27/2010 9:49:06 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Dems, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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They all started watching “The Outer Limits” on late-night tv and saw the one where Robert Culp and a group of other guys engineer one of them (Culp) into an alien and have them land their ship in front of the UN, in order to force the world to come together to fight the aliens threatening all life on earth.

It’s so damned laughable it’s funny. They are just idiots.


18 posted on 09/27/2010 9:51:36 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: LibLieSlayer

I hear you. Congress actually thinks that Colbert guy is the one that should be embarrassed. They think Pelosi should be taken seriously. They think no one knows that Reid is mob connected. After seeing 0bambi elected all those things seem believable to them and it’s not entirely crazy that they are.


19 posted on 09/27/2010 9:56:35 PM PDT by TigersEye (Defend liberty. Destroy socialism.)
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I agree. I find much joy in their being forced into reality.

LLS


20 posted on 09/27/2010 10:15:30 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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