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Cuomo Picks up Endorsements
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 25 September 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/25/2010 2:38:49 PM PDT by John Semmens

Disgraced former Governor Eliot Spitzer (D-NY) announced he is throwing his support behind the current Democratic candidate for New York governor, Andrew Cuomo.

“He is the dirtiest, nastiest political player out there,” Spitzer said. “He knows what it takes to run this state and isn’t afraid to use whatever muscle it takes—leaning on people, cracking heads—to get the job done.”

Asked if he weren’t describing a Mafia don, Spitzer demurred, “it’s more like a caudillo or strongman. Sometimes we need a guy—a Fidel Castro type—who can rule with an iron fist and deal with big problems that defy normal governmental approaches.”

Cuomo also got the nod from New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Bloomberg asserted that “what the state needs is an active government that will prevent the people from making bad choices in how they lead their lives. Cuomo has shown that he has the brass to take on that thankless job. He has my full support.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; nannystate; ny; satire

1 posted on 09/25/2010 2:38:53 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

LOL! Those dirty and nasty New Yawk politicians know how to get things done!


2 posted on 09/25/2010 2:41:24 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.)
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To: John Semmens
 Swanky Boodle Andy

 The Bat Man
3 posted on 09/25/2010 2:42:20 PM PDT by Tawiskaro
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To: John Semmens

Endorsements? From two of the biggest sh*theels on the planet? Both of them wouldn’t make one good a**hole.


4 posted on 09/25/2010 2:47:39 PM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice in these troubled times.)
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To: Dionysius

Mike “ The Mosque “ Bumberg and Idiot Splitzer endorse “ The Don “ Cuomo . Who woulda thunk it ? ?


5 posted on 09/25/2010 3:11:34 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: John Semmens

Great...Cuomo has a male whore onboard.


6 posted on 09/25/2010 3:11:35 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: John Semmens

Darn you John....Ya got me....


7 posted on 09/25/2010 3:12:50 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: John Semmens

You, sir, are extremely hazardous to my
blood pressure.

But God love ya, you’re too funny and too close.

Keep it up, please. :)


8 posted on 09/25/2010 3:24:54 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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To: John Semmens
(Excerpt)

Why? Your blog isn't on the excerpt list.

Are you just looking for blog hits?

Using FR as a business platform?

I'm SURE not clicking on your blog, no way.

9 posted on 09/25/2010 4:24:48 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily ~ http://eastforker.com/home.html)
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To: John Semmens

Endorsements from prison inmates?


10 posted on 09/25/2010 4:34:00 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead (Take back our country on November 2, 2010. Let's Roll!!!)
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To: humblegunner; John Semmens

John Semmens has been posting his brilliant satire since Jan 1998 - surprised you didn’t know that.


11 posted on 09/25/2010 4:34:34 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair; man's surrender. Laughter; God's redemption.)
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To: humblegunner

I’m sure he’ll be deeply hurt that such a fine gentleman like yourself, won’t be going to his blog.

How will he ever survive.


12 posted on 09/25/2010 4:36:52 PM PDT by beandog
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To: humblegunner; John Semmens

You have never read his satire? You should. Otherwise, your loss.


13 posted on 09/25/2010 4:46:04 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: sodpoodle
John Semmens has been posting his brilliant satire

Looks like he's pimping it. Why not post the full text?

14 posted on 09/25/2010 5:00:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily ~ http://eastforker.com/home.html)
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To: humblegunner

Because the weekly “Semi-News” has a half-dozen articles. Some readers may want to see them.

AzConservative is not my blog. I don’t receive any money for hits. My satires are my contribution to the campaign for liberty.

Whether you visit azconservative, only read the pieces on FR, or totally ignore my work is your choice.


15 posted on 09/25/2010 6:07:31 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It is a lie.

Cuomo and the Dems are beholden to the unions, and will never make tough decisions. Corzine was a victim of that stupendous sterility. Cuomo can never be Christie, everything he is saying about being “tough” is pure bull. It will be more of the same as the liabilities pile up, and the bankrupt state waits for Uncle Sugar to bail it out.


16 posted on 09/25/2010 6:29:34 PM PDT by Titus-Maximus (Light from Light)
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To: John Semmens

That is some funny s#it!

17 posted on 09/25/2010 7:55:32 PM PDT by jaz.357 (Stock up on AMMO Bro!)
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To: John Semmens
read the pieces on FR

Can't read them here. It's needlessly excerpted.

Hadn't you noticed?

18 posted on 09/25/2010 10:17:42 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily ~ http://eastforker.com/home.html)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t forget EVIL EYE ANDY was endorsed by these creatures to
http://www.workingfamiliesparty.org/

More sh## piled on top of sh## still smells like sh## and is sh##


19 posted on 09/26/2010 7:40:01 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (The tides coming in)
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