[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmieland is kind of an alternate universe, a Bizzaro World, sorta.

[granite]

Good Morning btp

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

Oh, and PJ: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis has requested being added to our Ping List!

[sunmars]

They are all loons, they have a rabid hatred of anything anti Obama, he is their god, if you’d seen it through the primaries, you’d have swore Hillary was a republican, no one could say anything bad about the messiah.

Thing is they cannot see how irrelevant they are.

[mylife]

Top 10?

[Mercat]

TOP TEN!!!!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

If there's a bustle in your hedge-row
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
for the May-queen

[Darksheare]

It’s like watching fighting hedgehogs.
You try not to laugh, but can’t help it because it is so ridiculous to watch.

[Condor51]

Top 15

[mylife]

I hate to say it but it's like high school all over again. The Dems are the nerds, and the rethuglicans are the jocks...and the jocks are kicking our ass. . . .

Amazing. They control everything and they act like victims.

[Tigercap]

Wow. The one good thing about Dem Underground - it keeps a lot of insane people away from other parts of the web.

good job by the way. 2 of my favorites:

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

[Exactly. Good point.]

maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won’t have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won’t be just us revolting.

[Oh, believe me, you ARE revolting!]

[Condor51]

We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

arrrrggghhhh!!!

When I see a sentence structured like that, it's like fingernails on a blackboard to me.
Yeah, yeah, I know - they're DUmmies. What should we expect.

I use 'bad English' on occasion in a post, as in: kinda, sorta, shoulda, coulda, gotta₍₁₎, and my fave, 'ain't'. But it's on purpose. But this DUmmies actually talks this way.

(1) if he would have used 'gotta', I'd have no problem

[Roscoe Karns]

Roverand Bones

[Condor51]

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.

Yeah! Why aren't all the ACORN Chapter leaders in prison!!!
We Republicans was robbed!

There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings.

Yep. And not a peep about the Vinegar meetings either!

There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.

Uh, maybe because everyone knows it was because of Saddam's Violation of UN Resolution 1441.
And like, Saddam Hussein is D-E-A-D?

There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.

Aw c'mon. Clinton and his Admin are long gone, Weasley Clark is a nobody now and Ted Kennedy is dead..
So give him a rest already. His little ILLEGAL WAR is long over.

There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER.

Dam straight Bub. Not 'one official minute of testimony' about how the price of Cheese went up!
Or Pizza, especially Pizza! I tell ya its a conspiracy.
A conspiracy by those inbred redneck Dairy Farmers!

[NoGrayZone]

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Anyone decifer this yet?

[Stegall Tx]

maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won't have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won't be just us revolting.

I know this has been stated over and over, but just how do these guys think they are going to "do" a revolution when they've been pushing gun control for 50 years? If they think they're going to revolt against conservatives, just how do they plan on winning that revolution when we (the conservatives) pretty much all have guns?

And finally, just who do they think is going to be out there standing by their side? Do they believe that Mommy & Daddy, who have given them the basement for their living quarters and provide pizza money every week, are going to take up arms so Little Johnny doesn't ever have to grow up?

Something evil deep inside me keeps yelling, "Bring it on, hippie!", but I know that if this ever devolves into another shooting war, our overall situation is going to be so terribly grave that even Texas might not be able to reestablish a Republic with a semblance of sane government.

[Incorrigible]

All that stuff you listed would just be considered, pointless grandstanding and cause a tsunami of losses for the Dems this fall.

Yet there was plenty of time for Steven Colbert to testify in character. It's a mad, mad, mad world!

 

[Choose Ye This Day]

The chickens are revolting.

[MindBender26]

We need Dems who act like Dems. End of f***ing story.

Yes, but most of the people they consider "wonderful true Democrats" can not be elected, because, like Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Che... they're all dead.

[infidel29]

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections. Because we didn't steal any elections.
There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings. Because there weren't any "shady oil deals".
There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.Because the reason we went into Iraq was obvious.
There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.Because there weren't any "war crimes".
There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER. Don't worry, the republicans won't hold any hearings either.

[infidel29]

See, I like to live in the real world and in the real world, there are only 2 political parties in this country, one of them is full of racist, scumbag pieces of sh*t who hold disgusting ideological beliefs... and the other party is full of weaklings who are too afraid to stand up for whats right.

This DUmmie is strikingly lucid and very clear of thought, unfortunately he's unaware that his party is the former, not the latter. It's truly amazing how they see EVERYTHING 180 degrees out of phase.