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DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-10 (DUmmies kick the Blue Dogs!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2010 | DUmmie Stinky The Clown, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/25/2010 7:32:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

What the DUmmies don't realize, or won't admit, is that they are the "Tea Party" of the Democrats--only loonier and more extreme. Whereas we conservatives have to deal with RINOs, they get frustra--they get FURIOUS over what they see as DINOs and Blue Dogs! Who are these "Blue Dogs," you ask? Oh, they're still Big-Government libs, but since these are Democrats who have to get elected in swing districts and states, the Blue Dogs try not to come across as quite the over-the-top, Marxist, anti-traditional-morality, hate-America venom-spewers that the DUmmies are.

This upsets the DUmmies, and so they take to kicking the Blue Dogs, as we see here in this THREAD from DUmmie Stinky The Clown, "I have long held that we are better off with a majority that includes Blue Dogs than . . . . . ." But the tension, of course, is that without the Blue Dogs, the Democrats will be hard pressed to hold onto their majorities in Congress, which are looking precarious enough already.

Tense DUmmies make for FUnnie DUmmies! So let us now watch the Teed-Off Party take their free-floating anger out on the Blue Dogs, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, thankful there's a civil war on the left to match our civil war on the right, is in the [brackets]:

I have long held that we are better off with a majority that includes Blue Dogs than being a minority and not controlling committees.

[In the words of benburch: I smell a "but" coming on . . .]

I am no longer so comfortable in that thinking.

[I knew it!]

We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

[And for the last two years, with unstoppable majorities and a socialist in the White House! What could be better?]

There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.
There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings.
There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.
There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.
There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER.

[There was not one official minute when the DUmmies were actually happy. Gore and Kerry are NOT in the White House, Bush and Cheney are NOT at the Hague--THOSE are the things that really MATTER!]

Maybe we're better biting the bullet now, casting off the Blue Dogs, and working to get real Democrats elected. Or maybe not.

[Oh, go ahead and KICK those Blue Dogs! It'll make you feel better!]

I have this very strong "f*** 'em" streak of real antipathy toward the Blue Dogs who have, in actual fact, f***ed US at every chance.

[The quick blunt f***s jumped all over the lousy Dogs. . . . Thank you, Stinky The Clown. Now let's hear from your fellow dog-kickers . . .]

Obama gives pretty speeches. Isn't that enough?

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

I'm very sorry, but simply saying "We suck less" isn't going to cut it.

[That giant sucking sound you hear. . . .]

I have said it before and i will say it again. I want Dean back. . . .

[YEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!]

Do you know something about our political system that I dont? . . . See, I like to live in the real world and in the real world, there are only 2 political parties in this country, one of them is full of racist, scumbag pieces of sh*t who hold disgusting ideological beliefs. . . .

[OK, that would be the Democrats. . . .]

. . . and the other party is full of weaklings who are too afraid to stand up for whats right.

[The Republicans. Got it.]

I know how it is working out for the wall street boys, and the banksters and AGI , Citicorp boys & the UBS crooks and the CEO's of Comcast..they all got their bonus's....they are doing just fine! They even give out invitations to their weekly cocktail parties..with caterers, florists and all..and if you are really lucky you get to ride around on their Yachts ..parked at their mansion Beach homes..with magnum's of champagne flowing and the ever present martini's, while they laugh at you!

[Sounds like a weekend at John and Tuhrayza Kerry's, aka Thurston Howell III and Lovey.]

At what point woud you advise Mr. Brown to stop attempting the kick when Ms. Van Pelt is holding?

[Don't kick the FOOTBALL, Charlie Brown, kick a BLUE DOG! (Sorry, Snoopy.)]

Meet a Repuke half way and he'll bust your chops and leave you lying in your own blood in the middle of the road.

[And don't you forget it!]

Advocating for Democrats to lose and for Republicans to get the majority . . . why should that be allowed at DU, 39 days before an election?

[It's the DUmmie way!]

the Right. . . . They don't give a sh*t about anything. . . .
That's why they don't want unemployment insurance; cause they have jobs. . . .
That's why they don't give a sh*t about who might need Welfare, cause they have money to get by.
That's why they don't give a sh*t about immigration, cause they ain't immigrants.
That's why they don't care about the uninsured; cause they've got insurance.

[Those D*MN Rethuglicans! THINK of what those b*st*rds are DOING! They have jobs, they earn their own money, they're in this country legally, they're exercising personal responsibility. . . . D*MN them!]

That's why they don't care about college being more affordable; cause their kids are too stupid to go.

[Yet, somehow, those same stupid Rethuglicans manage to hold down jobs and earn money and purchase insurance. . . . I don't get it!]

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

[Exactly. Good point.]

Bleat statimus cranialitude fribeaticus homous. Trygerilt politentius dunkilty. Hektert fibernum, freeterp twitty repcilup tro dubbadec temes.

[Klaatu barada nikto.]

Doofus thermidor et un vrai clown qui pue. . . .

[Bottamazda shoodabottahonda.]

IPOP

[MIHOP! LIHOP!]

And they are trying to pick off our progressive committee chairmen one by one, like Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters, I believe to replace them with corporate DLCers.

[Not Good Time Charlie and Mad Maxine! That's RACIST!]

maybe all blue dogs...ain't blue.

[You're a cryptic one, DUmmie TheIdiot.]

We need Dems who act like Dems. End of f***ing story.

[We need Dems who act like DUmmies. End of f***ing story.]

maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won't have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won't be just us revolting.

[Oh, believe me, you ARE revolting!]

Our guys don't stand up when they should, but the harm that Bush and Cheney inflicted will not be undone soon, perhaps not ever.

[It will NEVER be undone! NEV-VERR!!]

The issue is more our Congressional leadership. The Art of Arm Twisting is fast going the way of the dodo bird and dial telephones.

[Let's twist again, like we did last century . . .]

It is the same as having spies in your camp..They will block you at every turn, letting you believe that you are the "majority" and that you are in charge.

[Kinda like . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Voters would not appreciate hearings on YOUR list of grievances. When the economy is on the edge of collapse and tens of millions of Americans are out of work? They (majority of Americans, via polling data) thought it was overreach when the Dems worked on health care last year. Seriously dude, you're barking up the wrong tree. There is a time and place for everything. Reversing the down slide of the 'near depression' economy is the only thing that Americans want to hear about right now. All that stuff you listed would just be considered, pointless grandstanding and cause a tsunami of losses for the Dems this fall.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Kahuna, you win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

we sure act like a bunch of dummies.

[Sorry, DUmmie truebrit71, DUmmie Kahuna beat you to the Kewpie Doll!]

I hate to say it but it's like high school all over again. The Dems are the nerds, and the rethuglicans are the jocks...and the jocks are kicking our ass. . . .

[Hey, DUmmie! . . . Yeah, you. . . . Come over here and carry my books!]

The one thing I really want to see, just once, is a Dem with power (i dunno, maybe the Prez) call these f***ers out and punch them squarely in the mouth. The ONLY way a bully learns is when you finally kick the ever-loving sh*t out of them, and that is the only way (metaphorically of course) that the current knuckle-dragging thugs running the gop will stfu once and for all.

[You do realize, don't you, that those "bullying" Rethuglicans have not had the numbers to stop ANYTHING you Democrats would want to pass? Remember, this is National Kick a BLUE DOG Week, not Rip a Republican.]

Blue Dogs weaken the entire Party. . . . it's becoming increasingly clear that more and more of these 'Dems' are sabotaging our agenda.

[The Blue Dogs ate our homework!]

The Blue Dogs do the work of the pukes while giving the Dems the blame. . . .

[It's a beautiful thing.]


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To: mylife
Top 50, which is really something because I read this line 10 times trying to figure out what it means....

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

21 posted on 09/25/2010 8:07:21 AM PDT by CAluvdubya ("Sarah Palin fights, we cannot spare her."--GonzoGOP)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. The one good thing about Dem Underground - it keeps a lot of insane people away from other parts of the web.

good job by the way. 2 of my favorites:

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

[Exactly. Good point.]

maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won’t have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won’t be just us revolting.

[Oh, believe me, you ARE revolting!]


22 posted on 09/25/2010 8:21:19 AM PDT by Tigercap
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To: Charles Henrickson

Could you please add me to the DUM-FUN ping list


23 posted on 09/25/2010 8:22:18 AM PDT by Tigercap
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To: CAluvdubya

It means DUmmies smoke dope.


24 posted on 09/25/2010 8:29:32 AM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

arrrrggghhhh!!!

When I see a sentence structured like that, it's like fingernails on a blackboard to me.
Yeah, yeah, I know - they're DUmmies. What should we expect.

I use 'bad English' on occasion in a post, as in: kinda, sorta, shoulda, coulda, gotta(1), and my fave, 'ain't'. But it's on purpose. But this DUmmies actually talks this way.

(1) if he would have used 'gotta', I'd have no problem

25 posted on 09/25/2010 8:40:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Joe 6-pack

Roverand Bones

26 posted on 09/25/2010 8:48:57 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: CAluvdubya; Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel

Thanks for spending such time on that drivel. I read it a couple times, then my eyes began to glaze over.

Down here in beautiful Orland Park for a wedding this afternoon. We love how the hotel wakes one up by sounding fire alarms. Julie went into the hallway having heard people about and found our son & DIL a couple doors down leaving their room. Gene saw my wife and shouted to Alicia “Hey, wait, I have to save my mom”. Julie told him he’d better think about saving me because I refused to leave the room.

They walked the two floors to the lobby and went outside. I poured a cup of coffee and watched the responders wander around outside for awhile until the alarm went off. Then I went out to the hallway to welcome all back to the floor. I told Julie, she’ll have me cremated anyway, I figured maybe she could get a discount if...

Enough for the gallows humor. I’m sitting here writing this, Julie’s practicing the lesson she has to read at the wedding. I’ve heard it often enough now I could almost recite it myself. Wedding at two. I told her by 2:30 she should be done reading and all the stress should be gone.

About time to call the kid’s room and get them back up. Gene has to be ready to leave by 10:30 ‘cause he’s in the bridal party. See ya’all.....


27 posted on 09/25/2010 8:49:38 AM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.

Yeah! Why aren't all the ACORN Chapter leaders in prison!!!
We Republicans was robbed!

There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings.

Yep. And not a peep about the Vinegar meetings either!

There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.

Uh, maybe because everyone knows it was because of Saddam's Violation of UN Resolution 1441.
And like, Saddam Hussein is D-E-A-D?

There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.

Aw c'mon. Clinton and his Admin are long gone, Weasley Clark is a nobody now and Ted Kennedy is dead..
So give him a rest already. His little ILLEGAL WAR is long over.

There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER.

Dam straight Bub. Not 'one official minute of testimony' about how the price of Cheese went up!
Or Pizza, especially Pizza! I tell ya its a conspiracy.
A conspiracy by those inbred redneck Dairy Farmers!


28 posted on 09/25/2010 9:04:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The one thing I really want to see, just once, is a Dem with power (i dunno, maybe the Prez) call these f***ers out and punch them squarely in the mouth

You really CAN'T be series-


29 posted on 09/25/2010 9:24:52 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Punch" & Judo)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Anyone decifer this yet?

30 posted on 09/25/2010 9:31:54 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: NoGrayZone

I think that poster was propositioning the threads OP.


31 posted on 09/25/2010 9:37:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: NoGrayZone; Charles Henrickson; CAluvdubya
When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Anyone decifer this yet?

I spent a lot of time reading that line, and decided that DUmmie must have picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

32 posted on 09/25/2010 9:55:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won't have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won't be just us revolting.

I know this has been stated over and over, but just how do these guys think they are going to "do" a revolution when they've been pushing gun control for 50 years? If they think they're going to revolt against conservatives, just how do they plan on winning that revolution when we (the conservatives) pretty much all have guns?

And finally, just who do they think is going to be out there standing by their side? Do they believe that Mommy & Daddy, who have given them the basement for their living quarters and provide pizza money every week, are going to take up arms so Little Johnny doesn't ever have to grow up?

Something evil deep inside me keeps yelling, "Bring it on, hippie!", but I know that if this ever devolves into another shooting war, our overall situation is going to be so terribly grave that even Texas might not be able to reestablish a Republic with a semblance of sane government.

33 posted on 09/25/2010 10:31:45 AM PDT by Stegall Tx (Joined the Obama economy on 19 March, 2010.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
All that stuff you listed would just be considered, pointless grandstanding and cause a tsunami of losses for the Dems this fall.

Yet there was plenty of time for Steven Colbert to testify in character. It's a mad, mad, mad world!

 

34 posted on 09/25/2010 10:36:53 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The chickens are revolting.


35 posted on 09/25/2010 10:55:30 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Patriotism: looking out for yourself by looking out for your country. ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Condor51

I think he’s speaking in past tense. Since 2006, Democrats got (were allowed) to set the Congressional agenda.


36 posted on 09/25/2010 10:57:40 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Patriotism: looking out for yourself by looking out for your country. ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Darksheare
"I think that poster was propositioning the threads OP."

You had me at....When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

37 posted on 09/25/2010 12:05:24 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Or switched to a more potent one!


38 posted on 09/25/2010 12:06:36 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
*** I think he’s speaking in past tense. ***

Yeah, I think your correct.

Reading it that way makes sense but it still isn't 100% correct. He shouldn't have that period there ending the sentence, and written an 'add', i.e.:: 'and we got to ....'

In any case it's just fun to mock the moonbat DUmmies.

39 posted on 09/25/2010 12:34:23 PM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We need Dems who act like Dems. End of f***ing story.

Yes, but most of the people they consider "wonderful true Democrats" can not be elected, because, like Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Che... they're all dead.

40 posted on 09/25/2010 1:24:51 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Fighting the "con" in Conservatism on FR, since 1998.)
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