Posted on 08/16/2010 6:19:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
We all know about the prediction track record of William Rivers Pitt. Remember how dead on he was early this year with his prediction that Martha Coakley would beat Scott Brown in the Senate race from Massachusetts? He was so sure of his prediction, he told us we could "bank it!" And, of course, there is the most famous Pitt prognostication of them all...that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. But hey, he could still be right on that one because 24 business hours have not elapsed. Anyway, with that track record you would figure that Pitt would tend to shy away from making political predictions but, no, he now boldly makes this PREDICTION, "We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012." FUnniest of all is what Pitt promises if he is wrong. Hint: It would put a big smile on Ben Burch's face. So let us now watch Pitt once again provide comedy entertainment for us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Skinner for allowing Pitt back into DUmmieland to provide lots of great DUFU comedy material, is in the [brackets]:
We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012.
[Bank it!]
Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong.
[Ben Burch just sprained his finger bookmarking this thread.]
I'm not wrong.
[So Karl Rove WAS indicted on May 12, 2006? And now the response from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]
Somebody is gonna mention 'business hours' in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh wait, I just did.
[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]
I've been right a hell of a lot more than I've been wrong. And I will stack my record against anyone's. I like an old joke as much as anyone.
[Actually I can't remember anything that Pitt correctly predicted. Remember those motions filed in an obscure Ohio courthouse that would overturn the 2004 election results that he plugged? Ask President Kerry how well that worked out. Remember, that congressional candidate that Pitt was pushing in Illinois? When that didn't work out Pitt went into a screaming fit about the Democrats paying for a recount.]
I think that they were right about that, though, 48 business hours or not. I think Jason was right and that Will was right.
[Jason and Will were right about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006...in the Alternate Universe.]
I think that somehow the criminal justice system was manipulated when they found out that the news got out about it and we knew about it beforehand and so they manipulated the system. What does it take to make one phone call in this world anyway? How long does it take to make a single phone call?
[How long before Will starts wondering if it was really a good idea to return to DUmmieland since he is now subjected to open mockery...which Skinner declines to delete?]
We knew what Rove was about -- he was a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal" long after that show had been cancelled. He was guilty and we knew it. History will record it that way, no matter what the newspapers said about it years ago. Since when did newspapers print the truth, anyway? Last time I saw a newspaper print a breaking story was in 1972. And then they made a movie out of it.
[Right about now, Pitt has to be feeling like Hal the Computer going, "Stop. Please stop. Dave. Stop."]
I also think that Rove had someone reading what Jason was saying and probably even had someone assigned to read these forums at that time.
[Skinner...make him stop. Please stop.]
There was just too much manipulation going on to think that Jason and Will were wrong about that. And I would stand in front of a firing squad to defend them for what they said. Because BushCo was just that fricking bad.
[Please stop the mock. Skinner. Please!]
I also think that Will is right about the House and Senate remaining in the Democrat's hands this fall because 98.2% of the incumbents are being reelected.
[Then why is Ben Burch already drooling over what he will do to Pitt?]
I think you're right, my dear Will... No ass-shoving from me!
[Maybe but Ben Burch already put his "landing gear" in shove mode.]
P.S. Hispanic voters are the largest growing voter bloc is the country. Don't discount this anti-brown-people hatefest on the Right inspiring massive Democratic turnout within that bloc.
[I guess Pitt hasn't heard that MARCO RUBIO is the likely Republican nominee in the Senate race from Florida.]
You should be clear about these things because a printed copy of the thread laminated to some aluminum siding would hurt like hell if was shoved up your ass.
[The DUFU's have already started the lamination to aluminum siding process.]
The Tea Party is making a hash of things for the GOP Electable Republicans are losing primaries because only the hardcore show up for off-season votes. Oh, and if the last 75 years are any guide, incumbents usually win. It's going to be tough, but the Dems will hold on.
[A Pitt prognostication. Bank it...then shove it.]
Is this why you came back-TO FORCE YOUR OPINION down our throats?
[At least you will get to reply up his...]
seriously, do you how dumb your post looks?
[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]
Oooh! I missed that one! "Martha Coakley will win" --- "bank on it."
"BANK ON IT
"BANK ON IT!"
Why, I could roll about on the floor here for, why, up to TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS, that's so good!
[Be prepared for another TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS of laughter when Will has to "Shove it!"]
IB4TP?
IB4TP???
PING!
5?
Top business 5. Back to read
Top 10
IBTOC.
top ten
Get the KY jelly ready!
[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]
DUmmies always have to have everything done in business hours.
I see DUmmies even have problems with the print media. WOW!
I suggest this DUmmie talk to some of the hard working Hispanics before counting them as a (d) vote.
[At least you will get to reply up his...]
Opinions are like @**holes, everybody has one.
[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]
DUmb post by another DUmmie.
I hate to tell this to Pitt—I saw someone puking outside Bukowski’s a few nights ago, maybe I should’ve gone over and told him he’d feel better in 24 business hours—and many people may disagree with me, but I have come to this realization after decades of elections:
You know who wins elections?
The ones who look like they’re going to win.
How many times have I read threads here on FR, or heard Rush or many others I respect, going on about “Something’s happening in these last few days, I can feel it” or “I saw this one obscure poll showing our guy pulling even—this could be it!”
Countless times, that’s how many.
But on reflection, EVERY TIME I’ve stepped back and dispassionately looked at the prevailing direction of multiple polls, listened to my neighbors (not just my friends), seen the signs, it turns out that the one who SEEMED like he/she was going to win...won.
I haven’t seen ANY indication the dems are going to do well this year.
p.s. An in and out animated graphic would be best.
p.p.s. This could make for a great incentive for Freepers to go out an vote...the image of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his rear.
I’d like to award an unofficial Kewpie Doll to the Dummie who posted the comment about “business hours”.
Must be nervous having to rally the troops this far in front of the November to Remember.
Pray for America
Ben Burch has already broken out the KY jelly in anticipation of the election results.
The Butt Monkeys are already making a beeline for the butt of a certain Bukowski’s patron in anticipation of the November election results.
Oh, good grief, put a sock in it DUmmie. It's the old story; what's worse, the crime or the cover up by an administration. If news of a coming indictment can get out, news of a cover up surely would. Especially during the Bush years. This is one of the most stupid posts I've read, even coming from DUmmie Land.
“I like an old joke as much as anyone.”
He’s not that old (or that FUnny)...
Top 20?
Oh and this is why DU wanted Pitt back, to rally the demoralized troops at DU.
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