Posted on 05/06/2010 9:53:36 AM PDT by Kensy1
Hey TODAY SHOW, Listen Up!
This is Bo, the best dog typist in the world.
No, I don’t play piano like the cat you recently had on your show. Although the word ‘play’ is being generous to what I witnessed.
No, I didn’t save my family from a fire like Buddy, the German Shepherd, you just interviewed, but I did save them from themselves. Where’s my fifteen minutes of fame for that?
No, I didn’t have cancer, unless you count the time my mother rushed me to the vet because she thought my nipples were generous lumps of carcinoma. Yes, boy dogs have nipples, although that was news to my mother.
No, I wasn’t dumped through a library drop slot like Dewey the cat, but I was dumped at a shelter. Who’s life story sounds like it may be more eventful?
And no, I’m not as big as that freakishly oversized rabbit you just had on, although my ego probably is.
So what do I do to be special? I write.
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