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Breaking Down Obama's First Pitch (with Video)
Three Fingers of Politics ^ | April 5, 2010 | Stupac

Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:30 AM PDT by Superstu321

I thought for sure I’d have a lot to make fun of here. But he actually did a decent job. I mean he got it across the plate, in the air. Sure it wasn’t close to the strike zone but I really don’t know how much better you could ask a guy, who wore mom jeans the last time he did it, to throw it. I give it a 7 out of 10. The release was a little high so it sailed on him but in the long run and with a little coaching he could probably strike out the nationals first three batters, which I guess isn’t saying much…

Here is the best that I’ve seen:

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TOPICS: Government; Society; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: baseball; obama; pitch
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1 posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:30 AM PDT by Superstu321
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To: Superstu321
Allstar Game.
You don't play baseball but you took good aim.
And now I'm wondering how could this be?
I'm shocked to see Obama in mom jeans.

Mr. President, do you think that your money was well spent?
It looks to me just like you didn't care.
You went to lady's wear and picked up some mom jeans.

Maybe tonight we can go shop 'til we drop at the mall you and I.
We'll go ask the chap at the Gap, "Does my butt look too wide?"

Be a man.
Those mom jeans need some kind of bailout plan.
I watched you wind up and throw out the first pitch.
You looked like a bitch wearing those mom jeans.

Panty waste.
It looks just like your manhood's been misplaced.
And now I'm asking you -- I've got one thing to say -- shop at Targèt.
Get rid of those mom jeans.

2 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:11 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: GOP_Lady

Bob Dole has a better arm


3 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:30 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Puppage

mccain also....


4 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:07 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: Puppage

LOLOL. God Bless Bob Dole! :-)


5 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:19 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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6 posted on 04/05/2010 11:47:06 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Superstu321

7 is way too high. He gets a 5 at best.

All he was trying to do was not bounce it. It was awful.


7 posted on 04/05/2010 11:47:17 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: GOP_Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2IA4reJLM


8 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:12 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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9 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:44 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Superstu321

LOL, just watched it again. It went out off the screen.

MSNBC “Developing News” LOL


10 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:32 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Puppage
Bob Dole has a better arm...

Snort! Laughs like this are one of the many reasons I love this place.

11 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:33 AM PDT by fullchroma (Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
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To: Superstu321
I mean he got it across the plate, in the air

Surely you don't mean the one at the Nats/Phillies game. He threw it very high and looping, and was nowhere NEAR the plate.

12 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:47 AM PDT by ScottinVA (RIP to the country I love...)
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To: Superstu321

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Snort...bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Slurp....gaybwahagaybwahagaybhahagay...
Snark....ahbwaha..girleyman,ahbwaha...girleyman....
Nice limp wrist action there Barry.
John Wayne is turning over in his grave...


13 posted on 04/05/2010 11:50:11 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: ETL

14 posted on 04/05/2010 11:50:27 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Superstu321

He throws like a GIRL !!!


15 posted on 04/05/2010 11:51:00 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Puppage

LOL out loud!


16 posted on 04/05/2010 11:52:00 AM PDT by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever)
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To: Superstu321
That was pathetic. I am stunned he would humiliate himself like that.
17 posted on 04/05/2010 11:52:42 AM PDT by Recon Dad ( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 167)
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To: Superstu321

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWz9U0MtoI


18 posted on 04/05/2010 11:53:03 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NOVEMBER-2-2010!)
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To: oh8eleven

“He throws like a GIRL !!!”

That’s because he used to be one!


19 posted on 04/05/2010 11:54:00 AM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Superstu321

Boy, how can these “commentators” speak while having a mouthful of Barry yogurt.

“I mean he got it across the plate”...

Lucking Fiars. This is total Government Media Whore “Barry Lust”.

Idiots.


20 posted on 04/05/2010 11:54:20 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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