DUmmie FUnnies 12-12-09 (DUmmies Suddenly Discover ReidCare is a SCAM)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 12, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Darkwolf377]

Why the hell would I trust someone who looks like he’s about five seconds away from keeling over to design my healthcare system?

[Ballygrl]

Thanks! I’ll take a look at those places.

[PJ-Comix]

I mainly got the Toblerone bars for my wife to take to Venezuela. They are very popular down there. BTW, what a lot of folks don't know is that you can ASK the meat managers in grocery stores to print out a manager's special discount coupon if the meat is coming close to expiration date. Depends on the manager. One grocery store had 3 lb. packages of Hormel Black Label thick cut smoked bacon on sale. Normally about $9.00 but on sale at $5.00. Then I asked the meat manager if he could give me a manager's special on a pack about to expire. Sooooo...he picked up a pack marked Nov. 22 (yeah, yeah, I know but that was the date). Since it was still late in October, I figured he would put that pack back but nooo, he actually knocked another 3 bucks off of it. My cost...only $2.00 for that 3 lb. pack of thick cut smoked bacon.

Other managers are just the opposite. I noticed some BOGO meat about to expire the next day so I asked the meat dept. manager for a Manager's Special discount. This guy said since I already had a BOGO deal there, I should be satisfied with that. I argued with him that since no discount, I might as well buy meat that would expire later in the future and that the meat with the next day expiration would have to be thrown away since without the discount incentive almost everybody would use the same reasoning as me. But it just went over his head.

[PJ-Comix]

Why the hell would I trust someone who looks like he’s about five seconds away from keeling over to design my healthcare system?

I'm trying to figure out how a guy as grumpy and gloomy as Harry Reid ever wooed his wife. I mean to woo a woman you have to at least be somewhat easygoing and fun to be around. So how did Reid ever make it on the dating scene? He is about as much fun as a bag of gravel. And as romantic as an undertaker introducing formaldehyde into a corpse.

[Darkwolf377]

He looks like the kind of guy who thinks “23-skidoo!” is hip lingo. As far as fossils go, he’s loads of fun.

[Ditter]

Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.

[PJ-Comix]

I just don’t get how Harry Reid got as far as he did in politics. Miserable and grumpy aren’t exactly the qualities that help a politician go far. Reid has the soul of an undertaker.

[Victoria Delsoul]

I thought the whole f&cking point was to protect people from catastrophic bills due to having a major life threatening disease. What in the f*ck are we doing?

ROTFLOL!!!

[JLS]

I am not sure they earned any Kewpie Doll coupons since they are cluesless that universal single payer leads to even more rationing.

[PJ-Comix]

Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.

Come on. Mormons aren't THAT different? However, I do have one question that has been nagging at me about Mormons and I just HAVE to have an answer so please don't get pissed off at me if you are a Mormon. Okay, here goes...What do Mormons drink at wedding receptions? I'm not kidding. You have to have at least champagne at wedding receptions. I was recently at a wedding and we had an open bar for everything which was much appreciated. Somehow a wedding without booze just seems empty...and strange.

Also do non-Mormons get invited to Mormon weddings and what is their reaction when they find out no liquor at the reception? Okay, they must figure out there wouldn't be any but I would think the actuality of a boozeless wedding when it happens would be quite a surprise to them.

A big part of the wedding reception experience is heavy drinking and acting wild. I did my part at the wedding I recently attended...much to my wife's disgust.

[Ditter]

On come on, Mormons are pretty different and NO I am not a Mormon, How big a wedding can you have when you are marrying a 12 year old, invite everybody in the 6th grade? Now all the Mormons will be jumping on me.

As far as booze is concerned you can have my share, I think I am allergic to it.

[Never2baCrat]

Reid is a Mormon, I think they have different dating rules.

Didn’t you mean “Reid is a Moron”?

[grey_whiskers]

Your homework assignment is to research NeverPayRetailAgain.Net and HotCouponWorld.Com.

Thanks, bfl.

Cheers!

[GiovannaNicoletta]

Doesn't he remind you of that demonic preacher from the 19th century that was in one of the Poltergeist movies?

[Charles Henrickson]

The arrogance of allowing "annual limits" on health care....

Welcome to Mutual of Obama.

[Trillian]

www.hotcouponworld.com is a good place to get started.
The victoria’s secret one is here:
https://secure.vspink.com/pink_nation/login.jsp
You have to register to play.

[Charles Henrickson]

Mutual of Obama
Because we don't trust you to take care of yourself.

[LibertyRocks]

Thanks for the ping, this post, and the links! I appreciate it...

I won’t hold my breath waiting for an apology from the Dems who thought we were all a bunch of idiot liars... Besides, I probably wouldn’t accept it at this point...

[Charles Henrickson]

we need Single Payer, Universal Health Care for all.

Mutual of Obama: Universal Crappy Health Care for All!

[Charles Henrickson]

WHO put this limit in this bill?

BHO put this limit in this bill.