CHECKMATE!
Posted on 08/19/2009 9:58:16 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
Coming Soon
Obamacare the movie
“Dont be Afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!!!!”
But as a news photo it's pretty damning: it shows an Obama who is clearly uncomfortable, and a patient who doesn't seem all that happy to see him.
One really hopes that this picture is an aberration, and that Obama actually showed concern for and interest in this guy.
Now explain again why you want to live?.....
"No sir, I'm not a healthcare professional, but I do play one on TV..."
“Don’t you wish this place was more like the Post Office?”
‘Give him a pill but don’t call me in the morning.’
“You white guys have had it good for too long. It’s time to ensure that everyone gets equally crappy care.”
“You might want to put a little ice on that.”
68 and using up a bed? I must page Dr. Zeke. Uhh...what’s the latin word for STAT..must confuse the patient....oh yeah..
Paging DR. Zeke. Code Blue. STATIM.
Geez, look at all this expensive equipment in here. Must use up an awful lot of electricity. Maybe I can incorporate my cap and trade bill with my medical bill. I’ll talk to Rahm about it if I can find him.
GUY IN BED: "You really should read it! Go find a copy! Now get your ass out of my room! "
OBAMA: "Yea, I guess I need to read it. What is it called?"
GUY IN BED: "The United States of America Constitution".
Well, stop complaining....when my plan comes in you will be dead and not feeling anything!!!!
“You didn’t have to wait in line at all to get in this hospital, but some folks in Inglewood had to wait in line for 30 hours even though they had shiny new drivers licenses. Under my brilliant plan, everyone will only wait 15 hours. Why aren’t you smiling you racist religious gun-clinger?”
"Where's the plug in this room? Shouldn't there be a plug?"
I wish I knew how to photo shop, the shadow should have a hood on it and holding a scythe.
“Sorry Palin scared you with that ridiculous death panel stuff. Now about your living will, do you know how many lightbulbs we could power with the electricity used by this oxygen thingy?”
great idea, I’ll try it when I get home
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