Geez, look at all this expensive equipment in here. Must use up an awful lot of electricity. Maybe I can incorporate my cap and trade bill with my medical bill. I’ll talk to Rahm about it if I can find him.
“Government efficiency means that this patient respirator is powered by eco-friendly solar on the panels on the roof. And thanks to an analysis by my Healthcare Weather Czar, we’re 65% sure it will be sunny for the next 5 days, plenty long enough to get Bob to his Social Productivity Index number.”