Posted on 07/12/2009 12:37:41 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
GHANA -- Air Force One swooped into Ghana yesterday, carrying an upbeat President Barack Obama planning to meet his illegitimate son for the first time. Only moments after leaving the plane, however, the president discovered his love child wanted nothing to do with him.
“I informed the president at the airport that he is an evil spirit, and because of this the boy did not want to see him,” said Hawabu Tarana, the juju (witch) doctor from the boy’s hometown of Kumasi, and family spokesman. “There is also a rumor going around that the reason Mr. Obama cannot produce a birth certificate is because he used it to roll some ganga and smoked it. We believe smoking paper invites evil spirits to take over your soul.
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Maybe there’s something to that juju stuff after all? I mean, that witch doc recognize an evil spirit when he sees it.
Wouldn’t surprise me one bit to learn obozo the clown & fraud has a love child. Hence the pretense of an African apologetic tour.
A few months ago I would have laughed this off as a superstition. But now it is as good an explanation as any I've heard about Obama's origins, how he got elected, and his total lack of a documented trail.
Bad juju, baby.
You mean Obama was punished with a baby!
Its because of the Juju and the tribal chiefs that Africa will NEVER get ahead.... They know that if democracy were to take root, somehow, their “”FUEDAL”” dynasties would come to an end ... Both chiefs, the chief by day andthe chief by night (.... UncleJoey...(Zooie,mrJuju))
You have to remember, Democracy is a white mans thing!!!
NO! This was to be the first time he would see him. The baby’s MOTHER was punished with a baby...
READ further in the story - Mrs. First Lady ain’t too happy about his and “sources say” has been kicking the “O” in the @ss every time she gets a chance. Maybe, just MAYBE, he’ll make her mad enough to spill the beans on his birthplace!
All is NOT well in DC Camelot!
Screw love child, lets talk about clones.
Everyone be on their best behavior in commenting on this thread, as it involves a child who did not ask to be thrust into the public eye.
There be spies among us...
Oh, and it’s satire...duh!
witch doctor-oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
It’s ganja.
You know, but you got to kinda fell sorry for BO. Here he is coming down the home stretch in the election. He managed to beat Hillary. The country is po’ed at the GOP. Gas is like $4 a gallon and the GOP is blaming supply and demand instead the oil speculators. You know, things are looking kinda good.
Then WHAM! POW! KABONG! The economy is in the tank. $800 billion dollar stimulus. GM taking an 11. Chrysler an 11. Things are so crappy even the porn industry is asking for TARP money.
Frankly, this mess is so bad, nobody could fix it. The rest of the world is about to start using our money to plug up holes in the wall where the wind is blowing thru. China has invented a way to combine dollar bills in a two-ply roll for toilet paper, as soon as they can figure out how to get rid of the green stain it leaves.
Not enough money for health care. The conservative Democrats (Yeah!) in the Senate are going to tank crap and played. His own party extremists are po’ed because he’s not yet got the hammer and sickle logo added to the flag yet. There’s still a half dozen more bubbles to break.
And somebody who likes to make everybody happy, is the president of a country where everybody is going to be very unhappy about everything. This is like that guy on youtube who’s friends made him think he had just won the lottery and it was all a prank.
So c’mon, can’t we all take a moment of silence here for BO, bow our heads, repress the urge to chuckle, and say a prayer or something. Maybe plant a tree. Say a kind word to a stranger. Something. Something sweet and mellow.
parsy, who popped a valium for his kinked up shoulder a little while ago.
Really? That’s such an interesting contribution.
It’s actually acceptable to spell it either way. You say tomatoe...I say to-ma-toe.
Whatever.
I guess I shoulda gone with my gut and added the /snark.
I thought it was obvious enough that any additional notification would be a redundancy.
Uh, no thanks. I'm enjoying watching him squirm.
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS...Daily Kos picked this story up with the folloing B.S. headline:
Wow FR can’t remove the shoe, now they’re going after a young boy
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