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Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Mohammad's Anus
Hyscience ^ | 2/22/09 | unknown

Posted on 02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by FromLori

thought I'd heard everything. Then I saw this (I admit to a minor edit of the title in the article - the devil made me do it)!:

(Excerpt) Read more at hyscience.com ...


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To: rottndog
said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

It was a Zionist conspiracy.
41 posted on 02/22/2009 9:23:53 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Let's Roll

Yes, but an energy saving bulb is easier to screw in.


42 posted on 02/22/2009 9:25:05 AM PST by kabar
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To: poindexter

The first thing I did when I opened this thread was search on the word “million” and went right to your post. You beat me to it!


43 posted on 02/22/2009 9:25:47 AM PST by samtheman
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To: FromLori

Years ago, a national medical journal would publish that year’s unusual emergency room statistics. After some years of doing this, they noticed something peculiar. For two years running, one dozen men in the United States had been showering, when they slipped and fell, and landed on a lemon.

One dozen, no more, no less. An amusing coincidence. However, in the third year, when one dozen men had the same accident, suddenly it became very interesting. Soon, the word had leaked out, and by the end of the year when the statistics were compiled, some under-over bets started to be laid.

Such enough, one dozen lemon rectal foreign bodies. Suddenly, shower slip and fall accidents became a reporting priority, and the magazine staff went to some lengths to get confirmation when the reports started coming in.

Nope, only 10 the following year. The streak was broken.


44 posted on 02/22/2009 9:25:51 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Old Professer

“Look at the X-ray, the darn thing was inserted bulb-end first!”

You mean there’s a “right way” and a “wrong way” to do that?

:)


45 posted on 02/22/2009 9:26:08 AM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: PLMerite

Or the “Tunnel of Love.” His body serves as an amusement park.


46 posted on 02/22/2009 9:28:31 AM PST by kabar
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To: 3catsanadog

I knew a woman who worked in medical records in a Las Vegas hospital for many years and she said this kind of story was routine. And sometimes involved people who had their names in lights on the Strip.


47 posted on 02/22/2009 9:29:03 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Keith in Iowa

Now that’s funny.


48 posted on 02/22/2009 9:32:47 AM PST by samtheman
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To: FromLori

49 posted on 02/22/2009 9:33:00 AM PST by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: FromLori

How far up did it go? Did he finally see the light?


50 posted on 02/22/2009 9:39:17 AM PST by Nateman (Bohica !)
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To: rottndog
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence

Can you blame him? Those Muslim prison are so strict they don't allow conjugal visits with camels or sheep!

51 posted on 02/22/2009 9:45:35 AM PST by Nateman (Bohica !)
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To: PLMerite

LOL — I’d like to see him try that with a CFL.


52 posted on 02/22/2009 9:50:25 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: COBOL2Java

It is either global warming or George Bush’ fault. Now which is it?


53 posted on 02/22/2009 10:02:55 AM PST by 353FMG (Trust in Glock.)
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To: DogBarkTree

54 posted on 02/22/2009 10:04:18 AM PST by Leisler
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To: Farmer Dean
I had to pull hospital duty when a child molester decided to stick a pencil up another child molester’s ass. He used a pen to push the pencil all the way in until the tip broke off in his colon. There are some sick bastards out there.
55 posted on 02/22/2009 10:05:23 AM PST by peeps36 ( Al Gore. Is A Big Fat Lying Hypocrite. He Pollutes The Air By Opening His Big Mouth)
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To: rottndog

“Suddenly, a light bulb went off.”


56 posted on 02/22/2009 10:07:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: 3catsanadog
"... and he couldn't get it shut off either."

ROTFLMAO!!

57 posted on 02/22/2009 10:35:54 AM PST by LiberConservative
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To: FromLori

I notice that the link to the original AOL news story at the end doesn’t work. I wonder if they were pressured into removing it by CAIR? Or, of course, it could just be a bad link.

“We’re sorry, but the page you have requested is not available. The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.”


58 posted on 02/22/2009 10:37:42 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: ustanker
Bwarney probally uses a spotlight..


59 posted on 02/22/2009 10:42:36 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
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To: samtheman
I worked ER for years... trapped objects in rectums were not uncommon, especially since this ER was just across the Golden Gate Bridge in Marin County!

The one I remember most was a candle that was a full 12.5 centimeters (five inches) in diameter that had been pushed passed the anal sphinchter... No... It wasn't lit... ROFLMAO

60 posted on 02/22/2009 10:52:49 AM PST by JDoutrider
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