Posted on 02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by FromLori
thought I'd heard everything. Then I saw this (I admit to a minor edit of the title in the article - the devil made me do it)!:
(Excerpt) Read more at hyscience.com ...
Yes, but an energy saving bulb is easier to screw in.
The first thing I did when I opened this thread was search on the word “million” and went right to your post. You beat me to it!
Years ago, a national medical journal would publish that year’s unusual emergency room statistics. After some years of doing this, they noticed something peculiar. For two years running, one dozen men in the United States had been showering, when they slipped and fell, and landed on a lemon.
One dozen, no more, no less. An amusing coincidence. However, in the third year, when one dozen men had the same accident, suddenly it became very interesting. Soon, the word had leaked out, and by the end of the year when the statistics were compiled, some under-over bets started to be laid.
Such enough, one dozen lemon rectal foreign bodies. Suddenly, shower slip and fall accidents became a reporting priority, and the magazine staff went to some lengths to get confirmation when the reports started coming in.
Nope, only 10 the following year. The streak was broken.
“Look at the X-ray, the darn thing was inserted bulb-end first!”
You mean there’s a “right way” and a “wrong way” to do that?
:)
Or the “Tunnel of Love.” His body serves as an amusement park.
I knew a woman who worked in medical records in a Las Vegas hospital for many years and she said this kind of story was routine. And sometimes involved people who had their names in lights on the Strip.
Now that’s funny.
How far up did it go? Did he finally see the light?
Can you blame him? Those Muslim prison are so strict they don't allow conjugal visits with camels or sheep!
LOL — I’d like to see him try that with a CFL.
It is either global warming or George Bush’ fault. Now which is it?
“Suddenly, a light bulb went off.”
ROTFLMAO!!
I notice that the link to the original AOL news story at the end doesn’t work. I wonder if they were pressured into removing it by CAIR? Or, of course, it could just be a bad link.
“We’re sorry, but the page you have requested is not available. The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.”
The one I remember most was a candle that was a full 12.5 centimeters (five inches) in diameter that had been pushed passed the anal sphinchter... No... It wasn't lit... ROFLMAO
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