Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Mohammad's Anus

Hyscience ^ | 2/22/09 | unknown

[FromLori]

thought I'd heard everything. Then I saw this (I admit to a minor edit of the title in the article - the devil made me do it)!:

[kabar]

The light at the end of the tunnel?

[FromLori]

omg I was laughing so hard when I saw that I just had to share it to lighten the mood!

[rottndog]

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

SHOCKED I tell ya...SHOCKED...

[Gaffer]

Damn! There sure some Goober M-f’ers out there! What sane
individual would even consider such a thing? Are they secretly hoping it will break? If they will do this, imagine what their religion must be like?

[grey_whiskers]

Click here.

Cheers!

[FromLori]

Did you read this...raoflmao

“Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

[3catsanadog]

My sister worked at the ER of a local hospital years ago.

One night a teenager came in with a vibrator stuck up his rectum. He couldn't get it out by himself.

Oh, and he couldn't get it shut off either.

[LibFreeOrDie]

RFOs (rectal foreign objects) happen all the time! Watch the “ass box” episode of “Scrubs” for more examples.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

And not even an energy saving bulb. The horror.

[Farmer Dean]

A good friend of mine worked in the ER of Akron hospital during our college days.One Saturday night a gay guy comes in,and he’s in distress.The Doc inserts the scope and sees a light shining back at him.Doc removes the flashlight and gayboy is cured!

[Lancey Howard]

How are the gerbils supposed to see?

[RandallFlagg]

He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

Someone should have turned it on.

[COBOL2Java]

"No idea how it got there, Doc!"

[RichInOC]

How many Pakistanis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to hold the bulb and four to hold him upside down against the socket and spin him around.

[dfwgator]

“If Mohammed won’t come to the lightbulb, the lightbulb must come to Mohammed.”

[Jaxter]

Does anybody know how many Pakistani doctors it took to screw out the lightbulb?

[vetvetdoug]

The radiograph is just priceless.....and its one of the new screwtailed energy saving light bulbs too!! I wonder which hand he used to screw it in?

[rottndog]

LOL...

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Go towards the light...”

[Jaxter]

38 seconds. Dang it.