To: rottndog
A good friend of mine worked in the ER of Akron hospital during our college days.One Saturday night a gay guy comes in,and he’s in distress.The Doc inserts the scope and sees a light shining back at him.Doc removes the flashlight and gayboy is cured!
11 posted on
02/22/2009 8:52:32 AM PST by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Farmer Dean
LOL...
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Go towards the light...”
19 posted on
02/22/2009 8:54:35 AM PST by
rottndog
(If the left understood and obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would obey the 10th Amendment!)
To: Farmer Dean
Dr. Cox, a retired proctologist from Wichita Falls, Texas, wrote a book called Bottom's Up ,which chronicled the many instances he had while practicing his craft. A flashlight incident was included in his memoirs also..
To: Farmer Dean
I had to pull hospital duty when a child molester decided to stick a pencil up another child molester’s ass. He used a pen to push the pencil all the way in until the tip broke off in his colon. There are some sick bastards out there.
55 posted on
02/22/2009 10:05:23 AM PST by
peeps36
( Al Gore. Is A Big Fat Lying Hypocrite. He Pollutes The Air By Opening His Big Mouth)
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