Posted on 12/02/2008 8:43:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
Now that the Young Prince has been elected, I thought everybody's problems would be magically solved?? Then how come DUmmie graywarrior has posted this THREAD, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I just signed up for Food Stamps and Unemployment!"? Well, maybe the magic will have to wait until January 20, 2009. DA*N THAT BUSH! Why can't he get out NOW and let Obambi take over?! So let us grab a hankie and watch the DUmmies commiserate with DUmmie graywarrior, in Red Ink Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the Old Philosopher Charlie Henrickson, thinking maybe PJ-Comix can give graywarrior advice on cutting her grocery bills, is in the [brackets]:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I just signed up for Food Stamps and Unemployment!
[Weeeeeee--WHOOOAAA! Wha' hoppen? I thought Obambi was going to FIX everything??]
The economy is working just great for us! AND and and, we make too much money to qualify for heat assistance! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Thank Gaia for global warming!]
AND and and, we gave our notice to move because we can't afford the rent and our landlady is starting eviction proceedings because we broke the lease (because there is STILL raw sewage leaking in the walls from the two condos above us which she refuses to get on the condo associations ass about)...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Call Joe the Plumber.]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! AND and and, our car broke down on Thanksgiving Day so we had to put $400 on our credit card to get it fixed so we could drive 120 miles back home after visiting relatives we have not seen in years.
[This was Gaia's way of telling you to reduce your carbon footprint.]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! AND AND AND Mr Gray has to have a non-melanoma tumor removed from his arm in two weeks after already waiting three weeks because we have no health insurance!!!!!
[So you don't have health insurance! At least you've got high-speed internet!]
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!]
I am so excited to be alive right now I can't tell you! Life is just so great, yessiree. Good thing I am whacky and insane otherwise I'd be sucking on the tailpipe of my Toyota.
[Only non-wacky, sane people suck on tailpipes of Toyotas.]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Hiya, cousin. . . . You say you tried to sign up for food stamps and unemployment but they fired the people at the food stamp office so you couldn't? You say you make too much money for heat assistance so you threw your money in the fireplace so you'd qualify? And you think you've got raw sewage leaking down the walls, only you're not sure because it kind of blends in with the wallpaper? And you spent your last dollar getting your car fixed so you could visit relatives you don't even like? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie? . . .
WELL, LIFT YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND TAKE A WALK IN THE SUN WITH THAT DIGNITY AND STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS THAT YOU'LL SHOW THE WORLD, YOU'LL SHOW THEM WHERE TO GET OFF, YOU'LL NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE UP . . . THE SHIP!
Now this is the Old Philosopher saying . . . Let's hear from the DUmmies . . .]
Stay the f*ck away from the tailpipe of your Toyota, do you hear me???
[Support public transportation! Use the tailpipe of a city bus!]
There's one cold comfort in all this. It can't get a whole lot worse.
[Thank you, Mr. Sunshine.]
At least we will soon have a President who will actually do something to correct all this sh*t.
[Yes! Yes! Hope! Change! If only we can hold on a while longer!]
This is my usual food pantry day but I didn't feel like standing outside in 17 degree weather in line for an hour.
[You might get your tongue stuck on a pole.]
And walk through the supermarket and look at the price of bread and milk.
[You need to take PJ-Comix to the store with you, to give you advice. In fact, PJ, you should have your own cable show: "The Grocery Whisperer."]
Things will get better. 1 20 09.
[I have a feeling that, like the Millerites of old, you will experience "The Great Disappointment."]
Once the focus is on us the citizens of America all that ails us will be getting better.
[Come quickly, Obamassiah!]
no health insurance but we do alternative medicine anyway.
[A good joint helps make your troubles disappear.]
Hoping things get better come Feb., March after Obama and Co. can get some programs for the jobless going.
[Obambi to the rescue!]
Come on universal health care and stimulus package..I think about 10,000 each for people in your situation would be great.
[Piker! Go for a HUNDRED thou!]
It is times like these we need to look out for each other. How can we start a secret santa/giving tree type thing on DU?
[DUmmie graywarrior is only $10 away from having $10.]
My only good reliable coping mechanism, when life is the sh*ts, is to take pleasure in small things: a new magazine and a cup of cocoa, a day off when it's snowy outside, a movie or board-game night with family or friends . . .
[. . . making artistic designs out of the raw sewage on the walls. . . . You know, the little things. . . .]
We can all blame bush but sorry to say
It started before his election day
Republicans were in power even then
Although Clinton was the president.
[And come the end of January
When the President is our friend Barry
And Dems in Congress run both houses
We'll still find a way to blame those louses--
THE RETHUGLICANS!]
Screw the wealthy for begrudging us the right to live.
[When all else fails and your life stinks, BLAME THE RICH!]
this gives me another excuse to scream, "F*ck you, Bush!"
[Well, at least SOMETHING good comes out of all this!]
crappety crap. sending you some mental hope, gw. Hope it helps.
[Look, the walls are getting cleaner!]
I'm sure you'll dig your way out of it but right now, just ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
[Unnngh..]
I am hoping that all this crap is behind you.
[It sounds like it's staring her in the face!]
No insurance here, either, but at least I don't have sh*t in the walls. . . .
[Life is good.]
Can't you imagine the chaos it would create? *chuckle*
Better get it done before your precious nationalized health care system gets started - five weeks will magically become five years (”Well, it IS non-cancerous, Mr Gray - what's the rush?”).
What a whining puss. While they’re driving in their Toyotas to the food shelf, I’m riding on a Schwinn Road Bike that I got at a thrift store for 35 dollars, on ice. I go to the food shelf with that bike. I even rode 20 miles to a suburb near the outskirts of my metro area to see my girlfriend on my bike, so don’t tell me that their times are that hard. If their times were that hard, they’d make good sacrifices. They’d be posting from a library, if not reverting to dialup. They’d be eating nothing but rice, beans, tortillas, stir fry, frozen vegetables and orange juice concentrate from Aldis. They’re not that poor. If you’re poor, you’d know how to stretch a buck, not depend on an unreliable Uncle Sam.
One thing I’ve noticed about poor conservatives vs poor liberals is that conservatives that have hard times will always land on their feet one way or another because they know how to conserve, they value practical creativity, they know the value of things and they’re never afraid to make some capital. Case in point, I have an ex fiancee that has always depended on the government to take care of her.
She’s always in need of money and she has no fiscal skills whatsoever. She has a horrible time spending money and even making money. She constantly thought I was cheap, and turned her nose up on white rice. She thought she was too good for white rice. She wanted the unhealthy fried stuff (BTW, Democrats tend to be fatter than Republicans).
One time, I was sort of broke and I needed some cash. I saw in this local gas station that had some candy bars selling for 25 cents a pop. So I bought 12. I judged the market for a candy bar by looking at various vending machines. I figured I could get a few people to buy a candy bar for a dollar. I sold 3 and got my money back. I was going to sell some more but my ex fiancee thought I was trying to rip people off. I had to explain capitalism to her, and she looked clueless. She then told her mom that I was trying to rip people off and her mom told me that I couldn’t sell my candy bars anymore and be with her daughter.
Much like many liberals, she had selective and selfish morals and she cheated. And part of those selective morals is how she thought it would be a good idea to lie to the cops about me beating her and get me involved in the arms of VAWA (My probation meeting is tomorrow).
Gladly, the wench is out of my life and I’m now dating a fellow conservative and I’ve forgotten about my ex fiancee. I’ve never felt more alive than when I’m with my new girlfriend. She could be the one. Meanwhile, my ex fiancee and the ex I dated before the ex fiancee (both Demon-rats) are still trying to call me in times of need because even with my life filled with drama, I’m probably “get it” more than they do.
That sounds like a PJ story. You're not related to PJ, are you?
“Work??
I do not think that means what you think it means!”
LOL! :-)
Is that a bad thing or a good thing?
I would like to be there when Zero shows up to get the sewage out of that one pantload’s walls.
A couple of things wrong with that pipe dream. For one,if Canada's and the UK's socialized medicine are any indication of how well ObamaCare will work, hubby will have to wait in line for up to a year for socialized medicine to excise his tumor.
Canadians can come to the US and pay for the operation they need in order to keep from dying while they wait in line for their turn to be treated by socialized health care, but where are Americans going to go for quick service when ObamaCare is producing the same results as Canada's and the UK's versions?
Obam-bam will spread the sewage around.
And FYI, if you’re wondering why I even have a computer and the internet right now, it’s because I’ve figured out that the internet saves me a lot more money than I spend on it(20 dollars a month) based on how I can find jobs easier on the internet, use the local transit to get to places easier and to win items off of ebay or craigslist that would usually cost me more money. That’s another thing that keeps poor liberals poor. They never know how to judge the value of an object like conservatives do.
I think it's a good thing when there's a PJ-ish creative-moneymaking story around.
There is, it's called the American Taxpayer. And in that parallel universe all your money is belong to us po folks.
Better get it done before your precious nationalized health care system gets started - five weeks will magically become five years (”Well, it IS non-cancerous, Mr Gray - what’s the rush?”).
or this one (after waiting 5 years) - “We’re sorry Mr. Gray, but you’re too old at this time. There’s nothing we can do for you as our limited resources are aimed at younger, more productive members of society.”
WHIIIIIIIIIIINE...
I wanted to ask though, does Mr. Comix really have proved methods for saving on grocery bills?
I just came from DUFU. My second favorite, to FR.
omg, very funny
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