I think it's a good thing when there's a PJ-ish creative-moneymaking story around.
Better get it done before your precious nationalized health care system gets started - five weeks will magically become five years (Well, it IS non-cancerous, Mr Gray - what’s the rush?).
or this one (after waiting 5 years) - “We’re sorry Mr. Gray, but you’re too old at this time. There’s nothing we can do for you as our limited resources are aimed at younger, more productive members of society.”