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National Holiday Marking Obama’s Election Sought
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 Nov 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/18/2008 9:32:38 PM PST by John Semmens

An effort is afoot to have November 4 declared a national holiday. “A man from humble beginnings, born in a stable in Kenya, schooled in a madras in Indonesia, honed by the mean streets of Chicago, and has lifted himself and this nation to an ecstasy of hope for fundamental change, deserves the recognition of a national holiday in his honor,” said Reverend Ed Nauseam, chairman of the “Obama Holiday Committee.” “Only one other man has accomplished as much in so short a period of time and He has a national holiday every December 25. Justice demands as much for Obama.”

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TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: change; cult; dearleaderobama; justsayno; obama; obamania; satire

1 posted on 11/18/2008 9:32:38 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Call it Christmas??? The Messiah’s birthday.


2 posted on 11/18/2008 9:33:53 PM PST by DBCJR (What would you expect?)
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To: John Semmens

There should be a National Holiday when Obama is defeated.


3 posted on 11/18/2008 9:35:36 PM PST by exist
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To: John Semmens

Sure.

THEY can trade the MLK holiday if they insist on yet another national day off.


4 posted on 11/18/2008 9:35:52 PM PST by EyeGuy (Obama will deliver America on a Leash to an envious world.)
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To: John Semmens

October 31.


5 posted on 11/18/2008 9:36:00 PM PST by Mojave (http://www.americanbacklash.com/)
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To: John Semmens

The libs are gonna believe this....


6 posted on 11/18/2008 9:38:33 PM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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To: John Semmens

Holy crap....I actually believed the headline.


7 posted on 11/18/2008 9:39:31 PM PST by mockingbyrd (Sarah 2012!)
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To: John Semmens

Truth? A Portland, Oregon school to be named after the Messiah Barack Obama.

http://blogs.nwcn.com/archives/2008/11/portland-students-want-to-rena.html

Up to date news on the Messiah at The Church of Barack Obama.

http://thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com/

Yet to come? Before Barack Obama leaves office we will have several Airports named after him, A major street in all cities, USPS stamps with his image. Change we can believe in? yep, that will be in your pockets. And the dems have it out for the $20 bill for Obama. A statue in Grant park, probably being cast right now. Mt. Rushmore, National Parks, and maybe one of our 57 states. . . Obama Poster art pasted all over our cities that will make Stalin envious.

The Church of Barack Obama


8 posted on 11/18/2008 10:06:05 PM PST by Animaltrout
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To: All

9 posted on 11/18/2008 10:06:37 PM PST by Eye of Unk (Aleutica, the new name of Free Alaska)
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To: John Semmens

heh


10 posted on 11/18/2008 10:18:37 PM PST by afnamvet
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To: John Semmens

We already have a fools day set aside on April 1st, let them use that day...


11 posted on 11/25/2008 7:23:56 AM PST by Celtic Conservative ("Minutum Cantorum, Minutum Baloram, Minutum Carboratum Descendam Pantorum")
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