DUmmie FUnnies 09-16-08 (Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 16, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

THERE IS NO TIE! This is a fabrication. This is an illusion. This is a fairytale.

This is the Reality Based Community.

[Congressman Billybob]

I've been reading DUmmie Funnies for what, two years now, and this one is the best of the lot. You can hear and see the contorted, spittle-flecked mouths, as they cry out from the barred windows of The Home. Wow. How do human beings get themselves into such a state?

You do hard, honorable, filthy work, to go into their rooms of paranoia and bring back the texts. Thank you (I think).

Congressman Billybob

Click here -- I think you'll be surprised and delighted.

Latest article, "I, Obama"

[Congressman Billybob]

I've been reading DUmmie Funnies for what, two years now, and this one is the best of the lot. You can hear and see the contorted, spittle-flecked mouths, as they cry out from the barred windows of The Home. Wow. How do human beings get themselves into such a state?

You do hard, honorable, filthy work, to go into their rooms of paranoia and bring back the texts. Thank you (I think).

Congressman Billybob

Click here -- I think you'll be surprised and delighted.

Latest article, "I, Obama"

[chesley]

Let's not forget the huge number of vituperative, small minded bigots who want to gloat over the libruls' despair

Where do I sign up?

[Travis T. OJustice]

Do we let the DUmmies in on the secret that hurricanes happen ( especially during hurricane season ) and have always with or without people or should we just continue to laugh at them?

If we are to argue with morons, it would only make us look like morons. I'll just keep laughing at them.

[bcsco]

This is the Reality Based Community.

As compared to their Insanity Based Community...

[chesley]

Continue to laugh. It drives them nuts that the "morans" sic can't recognize their superior intelligence, wit, and knowledge.

[peggybac]

[NRA1995]

We march on Washington and live there until we get a fair re-count or re-vote. Whatever it takes.

It'll be fun to see these overfed loompahs leave Mommy's basement and actually have to buy their own food.

[chesley]

Your mouth -—————————————>>>>>>> God’s ears

[Aquinasfan]

This is a fabrication. This is an illusion. This is a fairytale.

The poster stumbles upon the truth.

[Drew68]

... I drive around the state a LOT. All I see is Obama bumper stickers and Obama yard signs. By a margin of about 30 to 1 over McCain.

Yeah, I agree. I don't see any McCain bumper stickers or yard signs. Why is this? Probably because people who display McCain bumper stickers and yard signs would see their cars and homes vandalized, something Obama supporters don't have to worry about.

No way I'm putting a McCain sticker on my car. I just bought new tires and I don't want them slashed.

They need to worry about all those cars and yards without Obama signs to know the real numbers.

[mikrofon]

I'm supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?

No, but you're fit to be tied (hands behind the back)...

[mikrofon]

Do we actually think the corporate media controlled by the corporate overlords would rig the poles

No, the Poles already like the President and probably McCain, but like France & Germany they can't vote in our election...

(And BTW, Riga is in Latvia)

[alarm rider]

“The next time some f*cker tells you that global warming is a myth, punch the shit out of them”.

Try that with me, please. It would be so liberating to have to defend myself from some raving lefty. Really, please...DUmmie lurkers, FReep mail me, I will list the corner and the time.

Oh and by the way, Global Warming is a myth.

[wbill]

Geez, normally I like the DUmmie Funnies...I couldn't get through this one.

Stupid is OK, Angry is OK. Stupid and Angry is a dangerous combination. I'm a bit concerned about what will happen in Nov.

Most likely, the kids will go back to their parents' basements, and type out their rage about the unfairness of it all. I certainly hope so.

[Netheron]

I’ll see their riot of angry lefties and raise them a National Rifle Association.

Please riot. Please.

[Diggler]

THERE IS NO TIE! This is a fabrication. This is an illusion. This is a fairytale. There are no American troops in Baghdad.

[Not A Snowbird]

I'm no pollster but it's not hard to see that simply changing the sampling size and make-up can change the poll results.

A rare nugget of truth from a DUmmie. Pollsters having been tinkering with sample makeup to slant polls to the LEFT since I started paying attention to politics. That's what makes these polls so interesting.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Mmmmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!