DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-08 (DUmmies suggest Obama go north to Alaska!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[rdl6989]

Biden does a pretty good impersonation of Ted Kennedy.

[epow]

He’s probably never held a gun.

OK Senator Obama, here's how these things work. You hold the handle with the checkered plastic on both sides in your right hand, and then you pull back that top part with your left hand and let it go.

Now you just aim it carefully at the targ---------HEY WATCH IT MORON, YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING AT THE RANGEMASTER!!

[Prophet in the wilderness]

“I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .”
While wearing an oversized helmet."

And hope they put a over sized winter coat on him while riding a snowmobile.
Shades of 88 all over again... his Dukakis moment.

[Deetes]

I really don’t think he would be safe here ;-)))) And he wouldn’t be comfortable in the igloo’s :-)))

[FredZarguna]

Barack of the North reconsiders his netroots' advice.

[epow]

Obama is REALLY tough, braving the Bering Strait!

You bet he's tough. It's a looong hard swim from Vladivostok to AK, and that water is COLD!!

I could do it myself if I had to, but I'm waiting for the water to be warmed up a bit by the greenhouse gasses created by drilling ANWR. Go Exxon!!

[Prophet in the wilderness]

No need to Fear, FROBAMAZONE is here.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

[epow]

Somebody should tell them Election Day is NOVEMBER 5th.

Sorry, but that won't work. They're kinda dumb, but still smart enough to know that the presidential election is always held on the 6th.

Anyway, let's be fair about this, even a DUmmie has the right to vote you know.

[FredZarguna]

Obama is REALLY tough, braving the Bering Strait

Larry Sinclair said his bearing was not straight.

[epow]

Larry Sinclair said his bearing was not straight.

Paula Jones said a certain part of Clinton's anatomy wasn't straight, but never the less he won two terms in office.

[hsalaw]

Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.

Do these morons have any idea how HUGE and unpopulated Alaska is? The Obambi will be up there, wandering from town to town, until after the election.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

with a moose he just shot. . . .

Has Obambi ever held a gun much less fired one?

Are there even any moose tags left for this year?

[epow]

they really seem to think that Obama can compete among everyday small town folks in Alaska, if he only shoots a moose and tours.

Maybe he could try shooting a tourist and riding a moose. That trick might get his AK poll numbers up to zero.

[mylife]

Yes... I can see it all Now.....

[kalee]

LOL So? Obama....North to Alaska
Where the river is winding,
But few votes they’re a finding
North to Alaska,

[Arrowhead1952]

Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.

[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]

He picked up HUGE support in all the other countries.

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he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .

[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]

Did this DUmmie forget the rapper?

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She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.

[Joe who??]

OK now Charles, you must be that [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] posting that reply. It makes too much sense.

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remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin

[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]

Twice in one thread????

[mylife]

Ma: Barack Obama smuggled you a police dog, but he sayd to keep it under your hat...

Pa: How big is it?

Ma: about so high (motioning)

Pa: He’s Crazy!

[Roscoe Karns]

[Charles Henrickson]

LOL! Kurt Grove strikes again!