DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-08 (DUmmies suggest Obama go north to Alaska!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[PJ-Comix]

Correct but they are going insane on other fronts as well, especially on the latest Gallup poll showing Obama behind by 10 points. Oh, and another DUmmie is like an ant warning the ant farm of DANGER! Namely that he saw the C-SPAN replay of the Sarah Palin 2006 gubernatorial election debate and that she if a FORMIDABLE opponent. Other threads of DUmmies simply going JUST PLAIN NUTS!!! Lots and lots of material to work with.

[PJ-Comix]

HEY!!! This is OT but right now I am watching Brian Lamb interviewing Linda Robinson on C-SPAN about a book she wrote comparing General Petraeus with General Matthew Ridgeway. Well, guess who was the FIRST to come up with that comparison. You can find out HERE at Reply #12.

So does Linda Robinson read the Free Republic?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Here’s a thread that needs to be DUFU’d. ABC has a blog post up about how Biden took over 13 MINUTES to answer a question about the aprtitioning of Iraq.

This is too hilarious...the DUmmies think that it’s WONDERFUL that Biden bloviated for 13 minutes without ever answering the stinkin’ question!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6982199

It’s what they WANT in a VP!!!

“I think he did a TERRIFIC job! Some situations cannot be answered in a sound bite!”

“I think Tapper presented it in a single paragraph so that the VOLUME of his response would impress the reader.” [Yeah, that’s why.]

“It’s not meant to be read as much as admired. I believe that is why it was presented as a single, enormous block of text.”

“Oh he’s just so cute! I could listen to him for hours.” [And every time he answers a question, that’s what you’re forced to do—listen for hours.]

“I don’t want a VP who takes 13 minutes 20 seconds to address a complex issue. Oh wait... that’s exactly what I want.”

“And it’s not that he NEEDS 13 min. and 20 sec. to answer this question, it’s that he CAN. That’s pretty damned impressive.”

[Impy]

LOL.

[dirtbiker]

Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.

And when he finishes, I also think he needs to head way up into the northern parts of Alaska and report firsthand about global warming.

All while riding a snowmobile in a t-shirt carrying a gun and dragging a field dressed moose behind it.

[beckysueb]

Awwww Charles! You stole my line! But seriously, these people wonder why they lose elections! The DUmmies just advocated going to Alaska to insult small town Americans again. Do they ever learn!

[beckysueb]

He better get Sarah to go along and drive the thing. I doubt he could handle it. Besides he is going to need someone to keep “the locals” off of him once he starts trying to goad them.

[beckysueb]

Doesn’t the ignorance of these fools just amaze you? Like you can just walk up to a moose and blast away. LOL Obama would look funny riding on the antlers of a big buck moose in rut.

[beckysueb]

These idiots must go around with a camera all the time looking to catch somebody in something. When they come up with a new rumor on Palin, first thing they ask, was it caught on tape?! I have a news flash for them. People in flyover country are too busy working and living their life to worry about playing gotcha all the time.

[beckysueb]

LOL!!

[beckysueb]

Stupid people. Blech.

[Allegra]

Wow. The DUmmies have gone completely ‘round the bend.

[beckysueb]

Heyyyyyyy. Good idea. We should encourage this.

[Paul Heinzman]

I heard that on Quinn and Rose this morning and knew they would be. Can’t wait to get home and see what’s shakin’.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DISMAY AMONG THE PRIMITIVES!



THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION?

TWO OBSCURE TELEVISION PERSONALITIES DEMOTED BY MSNBC!

THE GALLUP POLL!

DISCOMBOBULATIONS, YES!

BUT NOT THE COMING GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION!



THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION TO BE MUCH GREATER!

BIGGER THAN THE BOSTONIAN DRUNKARD'S FITZMAS!

BIGGER THAN DOUG'S EX-WIFE'S STUPID STUNT!

BIGGER THAN THE PRIMARY WARS OF 2004!

BIGGER THAN THE MASS EXPULSION OF NON-OBAMAITE PRIMITIVES!

THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION TO BE BIGGER THAN ALL PREVIOUS DISCOMBOBULATIONS!

PUT TOGETHER!



WILL SKIN'S ISLAND SURVIVE THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION?

COMING SOON!

link on next comment, below; franksolich is highly gratified to have attracted the attention of honest authentic Democrats and liberals

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,13143.0.html

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"with a moose he just shot. . . "

To really make him connect, make sure he harvests a doe, out-of-season. He would get the demographic sympathetic to Wooten!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[Don’t let Biden near the punch!]

A hint, maybe?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Today’s strateegery?

Palin’s home church actually PRAYS for members of a “protected” demographic!

She’s much too extreme for the “rest of us”!

Bwaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Although it is under-reported (for reasons that might become clear if we had a Opossum’s real birth certificate) but George also has a middle name of Muhammed.