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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 (Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 23, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:

***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***

[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]

CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]

Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.

[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]

She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]

No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?

[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]

She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!

[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]

The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]

Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.]

You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!

[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]

Pass the bong already

[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]

A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!

[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]

Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.

[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]

The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.

[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]

Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.

[Is that you, Ken Norton?]

The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.

[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]

And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.

[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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FLASH! I now have solid numbers for the NC and IN primaries on May 6. These election predictions have been given to me by Ken Norton. I will post his primary predictions with those numbers this evening in a special edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.


81 posted on 04/23/2008 10:39:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: wbill; PJ-Comix
Rush is being too smart by half. When you have a Clinton on the ropes, you don't let them back up again.

I beg to differ.

Hilliary staying in the race has shown Bill to be the proverbial chimpanzee with a hand grenade riding a bucking mule hauling nitroglycerin.

Whoever would pay more than one dollar to hear him speak now is truly a dunce.

Hilliary has been exposed in lie after lie after lie...AND, not only by the very same LSM people who crafted her entire persona, but her former close associates as well, i.e. Richardson and Reich.

Obama, has been shown to be a Marxist, defeatist, uber-liberal who's best victories have been in caucus where the voting is not by secret ballot. His friends, his associates, his pastor and his wife have been thrust before the public with their hatred, racism and mendacity laid bare.

And all of this has happened just since the Super Tuesday primaries.

This entire process is like 1968 all over again, but without a fateful trip through a California kitchen.

1968 - RFK was waltzing to the nomination. The LSM was four square behind him as they envisioned Camelot II.

Hubert Humphrey was nominated with a half-hearted vote and lost to Richard Nixon. Yes, that Richard Nixon.

The Rat convention turned into a zoo with rioting, Julian Bond contesting the Georgia delegation as not being representative of Black Georgians, bringing the convention more negative press as the RATs caved to a minority and broke their own convention rules to seat Bond's delegation.

Nixon won handily and that convention carried over to the next election where Nixon drubbed McGovern.

It took Gerald Ford's pardon of Nixon to give the Democrats 4, and only 4, years of occupancy in the WH during the next 24 years. (And if Bush the Elder had kept his promise, might it be that Carter's 4 years would be the sole RAT WH occupancy in 40 years? - But that's for another thread.)

Without this RAT nomination process, catfight, pissing contest, mud-slinging-a-thon (face it - why does McCain have to run anything negative at this point) throwing money around and draining buckets of cash from donors who are becoming more and more disillusioned with both candidates, The LSM would have circled the wagons around the nominee with full deflector shields in place.

AND, never would we have had the Barking Mooonbats ranting against ABC for asking tough questions in a debate.

If you follow this PING list then you have a steady, close glimpse of Hell? If not, put on your hip-waders and have a quick look at DU and see for yourself.

WE really did a number on the Republican candidates, but it pales in comparison to what they are doing to one another.

Those that think Rush is doing Operation Chaos because he wants Hilliary in the WH to boost his ratings are as delusional as Helen Thomas shopping at Frederick's of Hollywood.

His ratings and influence have not suffered in the past 8 years of a Republican administration and will not grow or diminish in any great percentage (either people listen to him now or they never will) with whatever is the outcome of the general election.

So, let the mud-slinging, name-calling, money-spending, lie-exposing, associate-revealing, true-feeling-revealing of the RAT candidates continue.

It is the very best example of a circular firing squad that we will ever witness. Obama, Hilliary and Howard Dean are literally on fire and everbody is shooting heat-seeking missiles.

82 posted on 04/23/2008 10:48:41 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Loud Mime

but they will still vote for her if she somehow got the nomination.


83 posted on 04/23/2008 11:34:21 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: Ditter

I fear it too...

but it would be a real coup to see the whole Democratic house collapse on itself while these two dimwits go to the mattresses.


84 posted on 04/23/2008 12:36:15 PM PDT by thingumbob (Dead terrorists don't make more terrorists!)
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To: RepoGirl

susan powter stop the insanity bump!


85 posted on 04/23/2008 12:43:53 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (sure has a pretty mouth.soooo-weee. soooo-weeee. soooo-weee.)
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To: N. Theknow
BRAVO!......

You are wise beyond your years ....You are soooo right about every single point you've made!

Right now I don't think it's a question of the Clinton's being on the ropes...it's more like the entire Rat party on the ropes ....

I think we are watching the countdown to nuclear war from within the Dimrat party.....there really doesn't appear to be a win-win scenerio regardless of what choice these propped up super delegates, ala Ted Kennedy circa 1980, make.

86 posted on 04/23/2008 12:50:56 PM PDT by thingumbob (Dead terrorists don't make more terrorists!)
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To: wbill

There are two reasons Operation Chaos had to happen:

1) McCain made it clear early on he had no intention of taking on Obama. In fact, he started throwing conservatives under the bus who mentioned Very Insane Obama’s middle name. Which Obama named himself.

2) Democrats and the lame stream media chose our candidate and since the aggressor sets the rules of combat, we had to answer back in a scotched earth sort of way. It was up to Rush to be our leader in this because the GOP is too busy surrendering to liberalism on every front.

If everything goes well, not only will the Democrat party be incinerated but the GOP as well. Let’s see if Newt and Nancy can agree on that!


87 posted on 04/23/2008 3:53:48 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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To: Kerretarded
Let me tell you, it was very, very, VERY hard to vote for Hillary and I felt DIRTY after I voted. But it helped to get the Operation Chaos ball rolling.

Thank you very much for your brave service. We all here at FR commend you.
88 posted on 04/23/2008 4:04:44 PM PDT by wjcsux (Islam: The religion of choice for those who are too stupid for Scientology)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ew. Man hands.


89 posted on 04/23/2008 7:42:21 PM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: SquirrelKing

I believe those hands actually belong to Harry Truman.


90 posted on 04/23/2008 8:08:42 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think it highly unlikely that Rush has has had any material influence on the Democrat campaigns. He has, however, capitalized on the contradictions there magnificently and has probably brought more Republicans to accept and vote for McCain in November than otherwise would have even as he is not “supporting” McCain. He is helping to make both Democrats look like incompetents and scoundrels. He is also poisoning a Clinton “win” of the nomination by labeling her for the MoveOnists as a Republican plant.


91 posted on 04/23/2008 9:12:17 PM PDT by arthurus
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To: PJ-Comix

“She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years.”

So before 2000 it was OK to lie...?


92 posted on 04/23/2008 9:38:03 PM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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To: wjcsux
Thank you very much for your brave service. We all here at FR commend you.

You know what's funny is that I am positive that Rush reads our live thread or any thread on here dealing with Operation Chaos because on yesterday's program, he said, "I know that some of my operatives out there felt DIRTY after voting in Operation Chaos....."
93 posted on 04/24/2008 5:58:54 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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