It became climate change when global warming didn't cooperate with the garbage-in/garbage-out computer models ... howevert the agenda remains unchanged.
Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 04/19/2008 2:03:25 PM PDT by Erik the Dissident
Spring is upon us, a time of chirping birds, budding leaves, and raging blizzards.
Raging blizzards? That's right!
Earlier this month, major snowstorms struck several western and northern states, dumping six inches of snow in Utah and twenty inches in Minnesota.
So what happened to all that global warming Al Gore's been warning us about?
(Excerpt) Read more at erikthedissident.blogspot.com ...
It became climate change when global warming didn't cooperate with the garbage-in/garbage-out computer models ... howevert the agenda remains unchanged.
Throw Bill & Hillary and Obama & Michelle (both husbands and wives to maintain balance), into the Mauna Loa volcano! Of course Algorged should preceed them in order to grease the skids!
If you are rendering fat, low, slow heat is the way to go.
FROM EASTERN WASHINGTON:
Statement as of 1:00 PM PDT on April 19, 2008
... Winter Storm Watch in effect from Sunday afternoon through
Monday morning...
The National Weather Service in Spokane has issued a Winter Storm
Watch... which is in effect from Sunday afternoon through Monday
morning.
Snow will increase late Sunday and become heavy Sunday night before
decreasing to showers Monday.
Snow levels will be low enough to produce accumulating snow for
all elevations. Heavy snow accumulations will be possible... with
widespread amounts of up to 3 to 6 inches.
A Winter Storm Watch means there is a potential for significant
snow accumulations that may impact travel. Continue to monitor
the latest forecasts.
This watch includes the following locations... Coeur D’Alene...
Post Falls... Hayden... Spokane... Cheney... Davenport... Rockford.
GLOBAL WARMING is the greatest threat to Mankind since Y2K
We not supposed to say Global Warming anymore. But, the four inches of snow from yesterday might finally be about to melt off in a few days although since it is so fresh and clean it is hard for the pale spotless sunlight to get in there and do serious melting right away.
As an actual scientist and therefore endowed by the media with infallibility (so long as I toe the party-line) I have seen the Troof and can explain it to you embittered, gun-totin’ racist hillbillies. So pay attention:
According to emiment reserchers such as Ted Turner, Robert Mugabe, and the UN Special Rapporteur for Global Warming and American War Crimes, warmer temperatures make the oceans sluggish, just like hillbillies in the summertime. Because of this heat-induced ennui, less water evaporates from them. Ice floes are not replenished and grow smaller. Polar bears fall in and drown. Without polar bears to hunt, the Oppressed Arctic peoples (”Eskimos” and “Inuit”) must then leave their ancestral hunting grounds, er, floes, and move south.
As all true followers of Gaia know, these native people have natural wisdom that is genetically denied to us industrialized artificial types (as well as to gun-totin’ hillbillies). In particular, they are psychically and cosimically connected to Mother Gaia in ways that we cannot comprehend. Because of these cosmo-spiritualistic affinities, their nature spirits follow them to our hellish climes. This naturally includes the spirit of snow, which is why Mother Gaia is allowing it in unexpected places.
May I have my grant now?
No, but you can have an Honorary PhD for excellence in Bovine Excrement Extrusion, OK?
Your version did seem to be supported by more evidence than Ghore's though.
Please don’t let anyone know about the hoax until I sell my patented design for the “Plug-in cow methane collector with collection tank and operator controls”. Also, please don’t let Soros know that the operator controls are “inside” the collection tank. He won’t figure it out until it is too late!
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