No, but you can have an Honorary PhD for excellence in Bovine Excrement Extrusion, OK?
Your version did seem to be supported by more evidence than Ghore's though.
Please don’t let anyone know about the hoax until I sell my patented design for the “Plug-in cow methane collector with collection tank and operator controls”. Also, please don’t let Soros know that the operator controls are “inside” the collection tank. He won’t figure it out until it is too late!