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DUmmie FUnnies 04-17-08 ("Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 17, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/17/2008 3:01:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh for making this Democrat primary the most entertaining one ever. As we have seen, Operation Chaos has already caused DUmmieland to go into full MELTDOWN and now the Daily KOs KOmmies are following suit. It wasn't even a half hour into last night's debate when some KOmmie went berserk with this THREAD titled, "Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney." YEEHAW!!! Break out the ropes! Tomorrow we're gonna HANG 'EM HIGH for daring to ask tough questions. So let us now watch the crazed KOmmies mentally wilting under the effects of Operation Chaos while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that things are only going to get much much WORSE for the Democrats, is in [brackets]:

Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney

[The lynch mob gets their nooses ready. YEEEEHAW!!!]

Well folks, you've witnessed it. I can't describe it any better than what you've already seen. I'm not sure what their motivation is. I really don't care. I've never seen anything quite like it in my life and I hope I never have to see it again.

[GASP! It's an OUTRAGE!!! I've never seen anything quite like it in my life. MSM reporters who actually dared to ask tough questions of our beloved Democrat candidates.]

My opinions on this are largely irrelevant. What matters to this network is money, and that is where we need to go. Starting tomorrow, my spare time, meager as it is, will be dedicated to revealing the advertisers of this network, for the purpose of organized boycotts.

[Not One Damn Dime Day.]

When a corporate behemoth like Disney decides it can control its News Division to filter, select and distort what the American population will or will not see in order to make decisions about its leaders, whatever murky motivations may underly that decision, there is a fundamental imbalance that needs to be addressed if this country is to remain a Democracy. What we saw tonight was neither Democratic nor Republican--it was corporate and it was disgusting--disgusting beyond my capacity to imagine just a few short years ago. So let our response begin here, tonight.

[Gentlemen...you may begin soiling your diapers!]

Justice Friends... assemble!

[Prepare the lynch mob!]

What a Hit Job, what a total f*cking hit job.. What was it 50 minutes of Obama saying over and over and over again, "This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about, which is not talking about the issues that matter to the American people." Obama made it very clear again and again, that he was more than aware that George and Charlie were acting like slimy National Inquirer reporters. I could tell that Obama was hot under the collar because everyone in that audience knew that this was a total f*cking hit job. How disgusting. I'm writing and calling ABC to make sure how piss poor and completely unprofessional their sleaze tactics played out. What a couple of rat turds these two are, I can't even figure out who was worse. Was it my imagination, or did Hilary seem as if she had already rehearsed these questions/answers before hand? My intuition tells me that she knew exactly what the questions were going to be before hand. I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

[It sounds like you already need another case of Depends.]

The only thing - the ONLY thing these people know and care about is ECONOMIC HURT.

[Withholding your dime might be a start.]

I wonder if it was a sign of her realizing she has lost, and running for re-election as a New York senator. In New York, there are a lot of Jewish people. A lot of them are pro-Israel. "Massive retaliation" promises are clearly pandering to that crowd.

[Psst! You're supposed to use the "neocon" code word.]

THE MEDIA IS OUR ENEMY! Remember that, now I know we are bombarded by bullshit 24/7 so it's hard to keep up with everything but we really need to get together and go after them and FIGHT them with everything we got! REMEMBER THIS and remember they can influence the election. WE NEED TO ACT NOW!

[You need to check your diaper for that particular bombardment.]

Outrage will not cut it. Only a real economic HURT PLAN, organized across sites like dKos, firedoglake, crooks & liars, AmericaBLOG, digby, atrios, TPM, will amount to anything. There must be ONE plan, and all sites signing onot it and promoting it. And presetning projected economic hurt to ABC if X numbers of penetration is reached via this action.

[Boycott butterfly nets!!!]

We don't subscribe to any newspaper. We don't listen to any corporate radio. We don't own a television.

[We have our heads stuck in a hole.]

Anything Disney owned needs to be blocked

[Does this mean no more Gay Day at Disney World?]

We have to get lots of signatures. We have to set up tables on the sidewalk (good because summer is coming) or in Malls (you need to get permission of the Mall owner since it is technically private property).

[The big stumbling block is that you also have to present the malls with a sanity certificate.]

Protest and boycott sponsors. We have the power and the numbers to make a difference.

[We already saw how effective you were on Not One Damn Dime Day.]

There is nothing wrong with wanting nice things, with being entertained, with expressing yourself. But Consumerism is something entirely more obsessive, darker, more destructive. Consumerism, as an emotional comforter and ideology is wasteful and harmful to the community, family and environment is not a valuable trait to encourage or nurture in children.

[Forget Islamofascism. It is the dark destructive Consumerism ideology that is the true threat to world peace.]

keep watching the videos you already have. SHARE them with other parents who would otherwise buy the Disney DVD, and don't buy Disney in the future. And talk to your kids about the power of the corporate media and the RESPONSIBILITY of the consumer to use their power as a balance. Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.

[And behind your back they laugh at you for being a crazed fool.]

We need help in PA winning a primary. Screw worrying about ABC.

[And start worrying about Operation Chaos. Hee! Hee!]

I will write to, and boycott sponsors if that is what we as a group feel is most effective. I made another donation to Sen. Obama tonight, and I intend to make some calls for him tomorrow.

[Barack Obama is only $10 away from losing in a landslide this November.]

What can I do? I am spitting mad at this clusterf*ck. I've already called and e-mailed.

[Drooling uncontrollably all over yourself is yet another option.]

My e-mail said that they "shamed themselves"

[Your rantings said that you "soiled yourselves."]

I will not sleep tonight. I am ENRAGED.

[Pied Piper Pitt hasn't slept since April 2006.]

buy used cars... or keep your current car going, or use mass transit or walk; eat non-Nabisco cookies and crackers, buy electronics from Apple or your local electronics shack, and quit drinking corporate swill beer (Coors, Anheiser Busch products, Miller) and support you local microbrewery. Write letters to these corps and let them know why.

[Use recycled Depends.]

From now on only broadcast on CSPAN or PBS; moderators selected by the Democratic Party. Or produce and feed directly.

[Or just have Keith Olbermann ask the questions for guaranteed softballs.]

Finally, Obama seemed off tonight under the pressure. More stuttering and stumbling than usual. More hesitation. Just OFF. This was frustrating and painful to watch.

[Yeah, painful to watch your own future nominee stumbling under a bit of pressure. Hee! Hee!]

I called back & YELLED at the operator, "SHAME SHAME SHAME ON ABC! I will NEVER watch your channel EVER again."

[After the November election, you will be yelling at your shrink.]

They're going down. THIS is the most important issue right now. These motherf*cking scavengers need to feel the error of their ways in their bottom line. BOYCOTT!

[BOYCOTT! Refrain from buying any restraint straps from corporatist scavengers!]

I can hardly wait to start calling and e-mailing. I have had ABC and Disney blocked on my TV for quite awhile or I would block them now. The Democrats need to cut ABC out of the loop along with Fox.

[You already cut rational thought out of the loop.]

Sadly...until the torches and pitchforks come out...literally...they're just gonna laugh at our outrage.

[Laugh at your outrage? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Put me in charge and I will have these conglomerates broken up with their management and lackeys (Gibson, Stephanopoulos) in prison for a long time. Crimes against democracy will be defined, codified and punishments carried out forthwith.

[Spaketh a future Chekhist hopeful for the Attorney General slot in the Obama administration.]

It was vile, it was irrelevant and it was a naked attempt to distract voters and make candidates appear foolish. They may have 1st amendment protection but they do not have protection from being broken up and if a Dem by some miracle makes it to the White House, that person would be a fool not to take these f*cking un-American corporations down.

[And purge talk radio of any unapproved opinions via the Hush Rush bill aka the "Fairness Doctrine."]

I mean look at the title of the debate "Democrats Debate". Hmm..it's Democratic Debate.

[How about "Democratics Debate?"]

This was a disgrace and a treasonous act against the people of this country. We have to take our country back.

[Remember, remember, the fifth of November. That will be day you will be needing a rabies shot.]

I have entered ALL of the ABC numbers posted up thread and entered them in my cell phone on speed dial. I am making a personal commitment, and invite all the DKos community to join me, to call ALL these numbers repeatedly, everyday until our f*cking phones break.

[Your sanity will shatter before that happens.]

They can seriously damage the election, they hold our lives in their hands and I for one will NOT allow that!

[Right now we are holding your diaper in our hands.]

Have to find ways to comment on their shameful disservice to the public in every available outlets, calling in to talk radios, letters to the editor, etc.

[Screaming at the sky, chewing on the rubber room floor, etc.]

THEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#! I started to calmly express my disgust and they hung up!

[You were as calm as a rabid mental case could be.]

I have 28 room nights booked at various Disney locales between now and December. They are gone. Anybody have suggestions for alternative vacation spots?

[Pyongyang and Happy Farms.]


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KEYWORDS: abcnews; demdebates; du; kommies; pa2008
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To: LUV W
Soon we will start to see the "I'm moving to another country" stuff again.

Pleeeeeeeeeze,please,please,please let it REALLY happen this time


The problem with moving to another country is that most governments want proof that one can become gainfully employed in said country. This is an insurmountable problem for most DUmmies.
101 posted on 04/17/2008 9:00:50 PM PDT by Talking_Mouse (O Lord, destroy Islam by converting the Muslims to Christianity.)
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To: Talking_Mouse

I see your point.

All they can do is get online and eat pizza in Mommy’s basement! LOL!


102 posted on 04/17/2008 9:04:10 PM PDT by luvie (The Republican Party is strongest when it is fearlessly conservative! RL \:D/)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Then DEF the next day. . . . By next week we master the entire alphabet!

Yes, but the numbers... the numbers are going to take ... longer.

Much. Much. Longer.

103 posted on 04/17/2008 9:17:41 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Bitter about how long it's taken to master the alphabet?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Then DEF the next day. . . . By next week we master the entire alphabet!”

I don’t think they can, nor need to make it past F, for the F word that is so dear to them.
What a silly bunch of childish hippies.


104 posted on 04/17/2008 9:20:41 PM PDT by AlexW (Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia. Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And don't forget:

OPERATION CHAOS = OHO, CANAPE RIOTS

In anagrammus veritas

105 posted on 04/17/2008 9:29:24 PM PDT by decal (Sign over DNC headquarters: Please Check Common Sense And Morals At The Door)
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To: PJ-Comix

How embarrassing for the DUmmies. How dare a moderator ask a tough question?


106 posted on 04/17/2008 11:11:51 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I need a Sarcasm tag?)
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To: Stentor

Had to be a Lousy Freeper Troll!


107 posted on 04/18/2008 4:05:54 AM PDT by Toadman ((molon labe))
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am feeling a parody song based on the title of this thread based on the tune: “Tomorrow the World Is Mine.”


108 posted on 04/18/2008 4:14:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
THE MEDIA IS OUR ENEMY! Remember that, now I know we are bombarded by bullshit 24/7 so it's hard to keep up with everything but we really need to get together and go after them and FIGHT them with everything we got! REMEMBER THIS and remember they can influence the election. WE NEED TO ACT NOW!

[You need to check your diaper for that particular bombardment.]

REMEMBER THIS and remember they can influence the election, just like dan raTHer tried to do in the 2004 elections.

Oh wait, that was a Republican.


Outrage will not cut it. Only a real economic HURT PLAN, organized across sites like dKos, firedoglake, crooks & liars, AmericaBLOG, digby, atrios, TPM, will amount to anything.

Outrage will not cut it. Only a real economic HURT PLAN, organized across LEFTIST HATE sites like dKos, firedoglake, crooks & liars, AmericaBLOG, digby, atrios, TPM, will amount to anything.


Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.

[And behind your back they laugh at you for being a crazed fool.]

Have your children ever questioned your sanity or have they been indoctrinated with this BS too?


From now on only broadcast on CSPAN or PBS; moderators selected by the Democratic Party. Or produce and feed directly.

[Or just have Keith Olbermann ask the questions for guaranteed softballs.]

Scared of ABC now, so you have to lean on the REALLY leftist CSPAN and PBS. No wonder the dims won't get on FOX News. BAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA


Finally, Obama seemed off tonight under the pressure. More stuttering and stumbling than usual. More hesitation. Just OFF. This was frustrating and painful to watch.

[Yeah, painful to watch your own future nominee stumbling under a bit of pressure. Hee! Hee!]

So, the 'empty suit candidate was finally exposed by a left leaning news network...


It was vile, it was irrelevant and it was a naked attempt to distract voters and make candidates appear foolish.....

[And purge talk radio of any unapproved opinions via the Hush Rush bill aka the "Fairness Doctrine."]

HA HA HA HA HA. BO and HRC have been exposed as foolish. We knew THAT a long time ago.


THEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#! I started to calmly express my disgust and they hung up!

[You were as calm as a rabid mental case could be.]

Starting a conversation with "M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#", probably made them think there was a total NUTCASE on the line and so they probably called the police and had them try to find you before you slit your wrists.


Thanks for one of the better kos KOmmie threads in a few weeks. These people won't make it until the general. They will all stroke out with their hatred.
109 posted on 04/18/2008 5:01:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix
Got my OPERATION CHAOS uniform yesterday in the mail! YIPPEE!!!!

OPERATION CHAOS


110 posted on 04/18/2008 5:30:55 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: Paul Heinzman

***”Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life
Either way it worked out fine
‘cause you’re an asshole tonight.”***

I had that song emailed to me last week. I was laughing most of the time.


111 posted on 04/18/2008 6:06:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix
[Does this mean no more Gay Day at Disney World?]

LOL Funny!!

112 posted on 07/13/2008 12:00:16 PM PDT by RightWingTeen (Caution: homeschooled teen with a Brain that works - LIBERALS you can't control me!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.

I'm so sorry -- that your children are being ABUSED by their mom - a NUT!

113 posted on 07/13/2008 12:02:22 PM PDT by RightWingTeen (Caution: homeschooled teen with a Brain that works - LIBERALS you can't control me!!)
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To: FredZarguna; All

they need some help from 'THE COUNT' (thou I think it might be too ADVANCED for them!)

114 posted on 07/13/2008 12:22:45 PM PDT by RightWingTeen (Caution: homeschooled teen with a Brain that works - LIBERALS you can't control me!!)
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To: RightWingTeen
Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old

So... you are a teen mother?

I congratulate you on you proliferation.

115 posted on 07/13/2008 4:46:48 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: RightWingTeen

Last week I told my sister-in-law about Gay Day at Disney and she never heard of it before. When I described a little of what it was about she absolutely did NOT believe me. She still doesn’t so maybe I’ll tell her to visit Disney World on Gay Day next year so maybe she will believe me in the future.


116 posted on 07/13/2008 4:57:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: humblegunner

jeez, I know you are a LIBERAL - you can’t even READ correctly.


117 posted on 07/15/2008 9:02:52 AM PDT by RightWingTeen (Caution: homeschooled teen with a Brain that works - LIBERALS you can't control me!!)
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To: RightWingTeen

Thanks for that brilliant assessment Mr. TightRingWeen.


118 posted on 07/15/2008 12:29:20 PM PDT by humblegunner
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