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DUmmie FUnnies 02-26-08 ("Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 26, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/26/2008 5:34:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix

While reading this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad," I kept hearing the Max Cady LAUGH echoing in my head. KOmmie anger and frustration that Ralph Nader might once again act as a spoiler and steal the election away from the Democrats just makes me laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just knew the leftwing types would have this attitude the instant I heard on Sunday that Ralph was running this year. This makes me hope the election will be close just so the Democrats will go BERSERK blaming Nader for their loss again. Oh, and if Hillary loses the nomination, you can expect her crew to be giving lots of help to Ralph on the sly. So let us now watch the KOmmies vent their frustration over Ralph Nader's candidacy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suddenly feeling the urge to drive a vintage Corvair, is in the [brackets]:

Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad

[Which is why Ralph Nader makes me HAPPY! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

There are very few people in the political scene who upset me when I hear them being mentioned, Ralph Nader is one such person (Monica Lewinsky is another but that a whole other diary topic). Now I don't dislike all that Mr. Nader has done, his work on consumer safety should be admired, as it was beneficial for the country. But lately Mr. Nader has become a huge egomaniac who wants to do what will make him happy and not what will benefit the country.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Now the first issue I have with Mr. Nader is the 2000 election, which I believe he was a spoiler for. Gore "lost" Florida by 537 votes. Mr. Nader collected about 97,000 votes. Now I am sure that not everybody who voted for him would have voted for Vice-President Gore but I am willing to bet that al least 538 were and probably more. Now you can say that the Supreme Court handed the Presidency to Bush but if not for Nader it looks like the Supreme Court is not a factor. A lot of my friends told me not to be angry with Nader after 2000, that there was no difference between Bush and Gore. Today these friends are apologizing saying how wrong they were.

[I agree with you. Without Ralph Nader in the race, Algore would have definitely won Florida...and the election. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Mr. Nader claims that he is running for the "people" but lets not forget he didn't even get 3% of the vote in 2000. It could be a very close election this time around and I hope Mr. Nader won't be a spoiler this time around.

[Which is why I hope the election is close so you can be incredibly frustrated by Nader's role again as a spoiler. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

I should point out something else, to me the lesser of two evils arguments is BS. I see a clear difference between the Democrats and Republicans and am happy with a two party system. I think with a multiparty system you see less stability and more narrowness. Having two major parties forces the parties to be broad in their ideas, which I like. If you favor a multiparty system that's your call but just know I don't share that view. So I hope Mr. Nader rethinks his decision. Yes he has a right to run but just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean you should.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! ...And now to laugh at the other frustrated Kommies...]

He pisses me off too

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Ralph Nader Makes Me Laugh

[Me too. Let's laugh together. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Only the Republican-dominated talking heads of the MSM give a damned about Ralph Nader anymore. He's running on fumes more noxious than those that emanated from the Corvairs that he unceremoniously took off the strees when I was of an age in single digits. He's nothing but the new Harold Stassen for the 21st Century. F*ck him.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Its all his fault. All of this sh*t we've had to deal with for the past 7 years. If not for the a*hole's vanity we'd be celebrating the end of yet another successful term for President Gore.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Nader is a delusional, narcissitic idiot with precious little conception of the consequences of what he's done, as covered in the FP entry on him today.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Bush, Cheney, and Nader all share equal responsibility for the friggin mess that this country is in right now. And without Nader, there would be no Bush and Cheney.

[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

I'd rather be shot in the face by Dick Cheney than stabbed in the back by Ralph Nadir.

[I think you will reach your Nadir this November when Ralph once again stabs you in the back. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

Ralph has become a pathetic little man who harbors an exceptionally large ego and who doesn't give a rat's ass about this country. He kind of reminds of a certain illegitimate occupant of the Oval Office whom he helped install in 2000, along with the Reichscourt.

[Not Reichscourt. The correct term is Volksgerichtshof. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]


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KEYWORDS: dailykos; kommies; ralphnader
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1 posted on 02/26/2008 5:34:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/26/2008 5:36:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd rather be shot in the face by Dick Cheney than stabbed in the back by Ralph Nadir.

Perhaps something could be arranged.

3 posted on 02/26/2008 5:37:34 AM PST by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix

Ooooo, top 5!


4 posted on 02/26/2008 5:38:20 AM PST by Budge
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten, Whoo Hoo!


5 posted on 02/26/2008 5:38:49 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ralph Nader made me mad years ago when he was telling the drug companies which drug they could make. Because of him the one drug that would stop my migraine headaches in their tracks was taken off the market. There wasn’t any dangerous reason either can’t remember exactly what reason Nader the jerk gave but I was fit to be tied.
6 posted on 02/26/2008 5:42:03 AM PST by Ditter
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Its all his fault. All of this sh*t we've had to deal with for the past 7 years. If not for the a*hole's vanity we'd be celebrating the end of yet another successful term for President Gore.

I thought it was Bush's fault. Silly me.

7 posted on 02/26/2008 5:43:01 AM PST by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Ditter
I'm loving all the bile coming out of DU these days between the Barry Hussein and Clinton supporters.
8 posted on 02/26/2008 5:44:08 AM PST by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 - now back to read.


9 posted on 02/26/2008 5:44:43 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("It may take another Jimmy Carter to get another Ronald Reagan". Rush Limbaugh Jan. 14, 2008)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark
tee hee I love your graphic!
10 posted on 02/26/2008 5:48:22 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10 Business Posts.


11 posted on 02/26/2008 5:50:09 AM PST by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park")
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To: PJ-Comix
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

12 posted on 02/26/2008 5:50:27 AM PST by Greg F (Do you want a guy named Hussein to fix your soul? Michelle Obama thinks you do.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Its all his fault. All of this sh*t we've had to deal with for the past 7 years. If not for the a*hole's vanity we'd be celebrating the end of yet another successful term for President Gore.

If not for Ross Perot's vanity we'd be never had to endure President clinton or VEEP Algore.

Bush, Cheney, and Nader all share equal responsibility for the friggin mess that this country is in right now. And without Nader, there would be no Bush and Cheney.

May I repeat for you DUmmie, if not for Ross Perot's vanity we'd be never had to endure President clinton or VEEP Algore.

I'd rather be shot in the face by Dick Cheney than stabbed in the back by Ralph Nadir.

Be wery, wery quiet. Dick Cheney is going wabbit hunting this week.

13 posted on 02/26/2008 5:53:06 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("It may take another Jimmy Carter to get another Ronald Reagan". Rush Limbaugh Jan. 14, 2008)
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These lunatics completely ignore that Gore didn’t even carry his state


14 posted on 02/26/2008 5:55:26 AM PST by Kaslin (Peace is the aftermath of victory)
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These lunatics completely ignore that Gore didn’t even carry his state

It's an inconvenient truth.

15 posted on 02/26/2008 5:58:54 AM PST by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd rather be shot in the face by Dick Cheney than stabbed in the back by Ralph Nadir.

Either would be safer than being driven home by Ted Kennedy.

16 posted on 02/26/2008 6:12:07 AM PST by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park")
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To: PJ-Comix

Ralph Nader - The Left’s Ross Perot


17 posted on 02/26/2008 6:40:36 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad"

The DUmmies really hate Nader so he must be good. GO NADER!

18 posted on 02/26/2008 6:45:13 AM PST by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: bcsco; Kaslin
These lunatics completely ignore that Gore didn’t even carry his state.

It's an inconvenient truth.

And if Gore had carried Tennessee, he would have had a majority in the Electoral College, making Florida totally irrelevant … but let's not burden DUmmies with facts.

19 posted on 02/26/2008 6:52:31 AM PST by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh! Oh! Oh! It looks like a drunken Pitt rant!! Woo-Hoo! Have fun! :-)

OK, that's it. That's JUST ABOUT F*****G ENOUGH, thank you.

Just watch out for the language.

Someone actually calls him "the voice of reason" ...

Bwaaa Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

20 posted on 02/26/2008 6:54:32 AM PST by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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