DUmmie FUnnies 2007 Weblog Awards Vote Thread

Self | November 2, 2007 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

This is the OFFICIAL DUmmie FUnnies 2007 Weblog Awards Vote thread. You can VOTE for the DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Remember you can vote only once per day. Please keep this thread bumped. To encourage you to return to this thread daily, I will be posting serialized stories about when I used to sell satellite dishes in La-La Land. This serialized set of short stories is called: "Confessions of a Satellite Dish Salesman."

The voting will run daily until next Thursday when the winners will be announced. Please also consider voting for NewsBusters for Best Conservative Blog since I also do some writing for them. Vote HERE for Best Conservative Blog.

Thanx in advance for all your help and I hope to see you all at the VICTORY CIRCLE next week!!!

[bcsco]

C’mon, admit it. Too much dreamin’ about Mary Matalin going on :)

[Chuck54]

No problems at all voting PJ and I might add you are doing very well in the early going.

[PJ-Comix]

Keep pouring it on!!!

A big lead in the beginning might demoralize the competition enough that they might just quit trying.

[samiam1972]

I’ll vote! I enjoy the DF’s so much! :o)

[reagan_fanatic]

Done - thanks for the ping!


BTTT

[Roses0508]

I’ve voted from two of the four machines available to me. Two to go.

[PJ-Comix]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, there are so, so many people that I could thank for the success of the DUmmie FUnnies but one person stands out above all others: William Rivers Pitt. His valuable contribution of inadvertent comedy material has provided reams of first class material for the DUmmie FUnnies. It is his unique blend of self-important pomposity, long winded pontifications, self-contradictory posts, multiple retractions of himself sometimes within minutes of posting, absurd theories, and, above all, that great journalistic scoop of all time about Karl Rove having already been indicted on May 12, 2006 that has made the DUmmie FUnnies the pre-eminent humor blog on the Web.

"I could continue to go on and on about the many contributions by Pied Piper Pitt but I recommend that we adjourn this press conference for an hour so we can enjoy some liquid refreshments across the street at Bukowski's."

[Hoodlum91]

Wow. you have 640% of the vote. Way to go!!

[Congressman Billybob]

I know you are a fair man. So I am certain that in your acceptance speech (even if it is just an e-mail) that you will thank both Pied Piper Pitt and his bartender for their indispensable help.

Don't forget the bartender. The little people mean a lot.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, "California Burning"

Here's my announcement of running for Congress in 2008.

[PJ-Comix]

That's old news. The lead has widened to 64.9% of the total vote.

KEEP POURING IT ON!!!

[PJ-Comix]

I know you are a fair man. So I am certain that in your acceptance speech (even if it is just an e-mail) that you will thank both Pied Piper Pitt and his bartender for their indispensable help.

So what's Ty the Bouncer? Chopped liver?

[Hoodlum91]

There was a glitch when I voted - said you had 633 of 97 votes.

[AlexW]

Hi, PJ... I did my duty... I was really excited when I saw your percentage went off the charts till I saw that I was only number 76, hahaha. Well, I had a leg up since it was noon here.

So, to quote the famous motto of Dimowits, “Vote now, and vote often”

[PJ-Comix]

Tee! Hee! The NewsBusters link to the vote hasn't even gone up yet. When it does later today, the competition will experience a sickening sense of SHOCK and AWE when the DUFU numbers soar even more rapidly.

However, let's not relax on the vote.

POUR IT ON!!!

[Congressman Billybob]

The bouncer is important to the saloon itself. But it was the bartender who honed Pitt’s his special intellectual skills and moved his comedy to the highest level, however inadvertently. Not slighting the bouncer, but he didn’t play a role in this particular mission.

John / Billybob

[FDNYRHEROES]

I voted, but now it seems that we’re just trying to run up the score...

[PJ-Comix]

We need to WIDEN the lead even more. Early demoralization of the foes is an important strategic element of General Li'l Beaver's war plan.

[PJ-Comix]

I voted, but now it seems that we’re just trying to run up the score...

So what's wrong with that? My big fear isn't the current #2 blog. It's that leftwing Sadly No! blog that won last year. He might enlist the help of his leftwing loon friends who would be really upset over a DUFU victory.

KEEP POURING IT ON!!!

[#1CTYankee]

Done, 717 votes.

[PJ-Comix]

You’re well on your way to becoming the most famous (non-ELCA) Lutheran pastor in the country. Be sure to tell your flock that 0.7% of this award will be yours.