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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats! It is an uncritical love that conveniently overlooks the fact that Senator Barack Obama has almost no experience. However that doesn't matter. Obama love continues unabated and is heated up by the fact that the senator seems expert as pouring out feel-good platitudes that are almost meaningless when you analyze them. For this reason, Barack Obama has now become the Warren G. Harding of the Democrat party. Of course, when you look beyond the feel-good platitudes, one will notice that Obama has an almost perfect LIBERAL voting record. On top of that, he was involved in a real estate scandal (most likely leaked by the Clinton people) that would have ruined an unloved Republican in the same shoes. The latest outburst of Obama Orgasma occurred just yesterday in New Hampshire as you can see in this Huffington Post THREAD lovingly titled, "Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire..." So let us now watch the Democrats indulge themselves in an orgy of Obama Orgasma in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, resisting the evil right-wing urge to note that his middle name is HUSSEIN, is in the [brackets]:

Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire...

[I WUV my Obama! May I touch a piece of his garb? Will I be worthy enough to kiss his tush?]

The political phenomenon known as Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) descended Sunday on the state with the nation's first presidential primary, drawing enthusiastic crowds and trailed by a huge media horde as he continued to stoke interest in a possible bid for the White House in 2008.

[After he SWORE that he wouldn't run for president earlier. But this is Obama. Our true love! He can lie or change his mind at will. Doesn't matter. Not even the fact that he has almost NO experience. WE WUV OBAMA!!!]

It was standing-room-only at a book signing Sunday morning in the seacoast town of Portsmouth, where the 750 available tickets were snapped up within hours of being made available to the public early last week. Here in Manchester, 1,500 people paid $25 apiece to hear him speak at a celebration of the New Hampshire Democratic Party's historic victories in last month's midterm elections.

[Want to make some easy money? Just buy up a bunch of tickets for ANY Obama event this year and you will be sure to make thousands by selling them on eBay for all those buyers hopelessly in love with our inexperienced senator. And now to hear from the HUffies...]

I wish Obama the best...he is an excellent speaker and writer, but needs to hone his Senatorial skills and sponsor some bills...I wish he was ready for prime time, but I think he needs to hold out to '12. Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).

[GASP! You actually want Obama to DO something? Shame on you! You are NOT worthy of loving him.]

Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA!

[AND WAIT FOR MORE DIRTY LEAKS FROM HILLARY!]

I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality and fear of substance, just like Hillary FamousLastName's clueless candidacy, and Dubbya's before that. I don't see that Obama's done anything than word strings of consensual uplifting generalities.

[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities, then so can our beloved Obama.]

I think history has shown that personal charisma seems to be exceptionally important to Americans in presidental elections. We need to nominate the candidate with the best chance of beating the GOP candidate in 2008.

[Barack Obama Superstar. All that needs be done now is to update the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him."]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

[And the artificial crotch enhancer socks that Gore stuffs into his pants are bigger than Obama's socks. So there!]

At least he's not Hillary.

[May I place that slogan on an Obama '08 bumper sticker?]

About Obama: how low do American standards have to fall that being able to string together a sentence in correct English now qualifies you for the Oval Office...

[Well, he does have a nice smile. So I guess he is qualified to be president.]

Vilsack? Don't know anthing about him.

[At least Vilsack has the guts to WEAR a Pooh Bear on his head in public.]

Obama has an excellent chance of winning the presidency, and the republicans know that. I took a very scary trip over to the Fox "news" site to see what attack points they are pushing about Obama.... man oh man... they are digging out the dirt early, truly they are. Nasty talking points too.... they wouldnt even bother with him if they didnt think he posed a very serious threat.... they even put togeather a rather nasty video bio about him.... I think he is brilliant and way more qualified than bush ever imagined he was... Obama will run and will probably win.

[Strange that you don't actually SPECIFY what those Fox News "attack points" actually are but no matter.]

Obama is OK, nice guy.

[Good enough for me. Start playing "Hail To The Chief" in his blessed presence.]

I would like to vote for Obama in `12.

[APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!]

So I am grateful that Al Gore lived to fight another day, and his day is fast approaching. He won in 2000, he could have won in 2004. Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul, THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces...a blight on our country and on the world. EXPOSE THEM and put them all in leg irons. Or they will continue their evil deeds.

[Obama served up as a mere gift to Al Gore? Hmmm...]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

[aka Political Ex-Lax.]

Can someone give me ONE HONEST REASON why Sen. Obama should run for President? As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house.

[I'll give you TWO HONEST REASONS. Obama is not only nice but he is okay too.]

Yes, I can. I attended the event in Manchester yesterday. Obama was thoughtful. His words belied the media frenzy. Nobody left the meeting pumped up with Rock Star frenzy. Most left with Sen. Obama's eloquently phrased ideas turning in their heads. It was a very refreshing experience. If Barak Obama decides to run, he'll probably win. If he decides he won't, he'll do exceptional work for the American people anyway. Don't let he media paint the picture for you. Listen to the man yourself. Have the audacity to think for yourself.

[Thus spaketh a love struck Obama groupie.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; huffies; huffingtonpost; obama
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To: PJ-Comix
The Hilderbeast will not stand for this much longer.
Prepare for her Democratic Plan "R"...


21 posted on 12/11/2006 6:50:09 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix

"APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!"

That would be a great political catchphrase.


22 posted on 12/11/2006 6:53:41 AM PST by MikeyGo (Pray for our warriors. And pray their political enemies will not have the power to stop them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 30 like Santa with JATO on his sleigh!


23 posted on 12/11/2006 7:04:42 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We need to crush the Iraq Study Group like we crushed Harriet Miers. Let fly!)
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To: All

Hey! Last night my knee was so sore that I could hardly walk. So before going to sleep I rubbed a bunch of emu oil on it. This morning most of the soreness is gone. Just rubbed on some more emu oil and I hope that does the trick.


24 posted on 12/11/2006 7:05:48 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
"As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house."

Let's see...DUmmie is honest ("As...a LIBERAL") but not intelligent. DUmmie doesn't understand U.S. voting laws concerning citizenship ("and an African") and Dummie doesn't know the name of the political party he affiliates with ("the Democratic party").

Poor, DUmmie. He should benfit well from the upcoming expansion of the government's wealth re-distribution programs. We all know, someone else's money makes you highly intelligent - just look at algore.

25 posted on 12/11/2006 7:09:08 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (We could look into writing a parody to "To Know, Know, Know You Is To Love You".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats!

Perhaps it will reach a climax next week, on the Day of the . . .

. . ..

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED

26 posted on 12/11/2006 7:10:22 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (O-Day.)
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To: kevkrom

Went to rent a video Saturday night. The wife says, "Let's get a comedy! I pick up "An Inconvenient Truth"!

I'll rent it when she is out shopping Tuesday. Remind me to give a review on Wednesday morning.


27 posted on 12/11/2006 7:13:32 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Actually, we rented "Nacho Libre" - my review? Pass on this one.)
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In case anybody is unfamiliar with the properties of emu oil, this substance has the ability to penetrate the skin better than any other known substance. I have used it with incredible effect to treat burns. I also bottled it (with my own label) for use as a Dry Hair treatment. The results have been incredible. Last night was the first time I treated a sore knee with emu oil and so far the effects have been very good. I mean I was in PAIN last night. I absolutely couldn't stand on my legs because of that knee pain but now no problem. Still a little soreness but I just applied another emu oil treatment.

p.s. My freezer now has about a 10 year supply of PJ's Dry Hair Treatment (emu oil) for my personal future use. Years ago I got a 10 gallon container of emu oil real cheap on eBay and bottled it for myself.

28 posted on 12/11/2006 7:16:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Blue Emu (R)?

I love their adverts on the radio. When the kids are with me, I finish the ad with my own catchphrase, "Made from fresh squeezed emu's!"


29 posted on 12/11/2006 7:16:47 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (The Fighting EMU's: The name Eastern SHOULD have used when they ditched "Hurons"!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality...

No, thats "liberal" or "democrat" superficiality.

30 posted on 12/11/2006 7:18:08 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats!

It is sweeping middle-aged female teachers' union members, who are either single, divorced, or married to some wimpy wuss. B.O. is their fantasy lover. "He's so dreamy!" they swoon to themselves. If they had Tiger Beat for female school teachers, B.O. Plenty would be the cover boy.

Of course, these women are the core constituency of the Democrat Party willing workers. They are the ones who turn out for rallies and book signings and campaign appearances.

31 posted on 12/11/2006 7:18:45 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
OBAMA is a ROCKSTAR!!!

It must be true because the media keeps saying this over and over and over again! Isn't that the definition of truth?

32 posted on 12/11/2006 7:26:42 AM PST by libs_kma (Monica blew while Al-Queda grew.....Oh well, Clinton happens!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That bodes extremely well for HRH. Ol' snake head has got his plumbers working already.


33 posted on 12/11/2006 7:28:19 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Long, exhausted nights on the campaign trail away from Mrs O and the kids...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Serious question. What has Obama done? Has he even sponsored any bills, yet?


34 posted on 12/11/2006 7:30:08 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Blue emu is only a PERCENTAGE of emu oil. I am using a 100% solution.


35 posted on 12/11/2006 7:31:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

Every time I mention my junior Senator's name, I make it a point to use his middle name and emphasize it. PJ, I invite you to do the same.


36 posted on 12/11/2006 7:32:44 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Makes my (lib, local steward for the teacher's union) sister-in-law's head nearly explode!)
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To: imskylark
Serious question. What has Obama done?

He EXISTS. That should be enough for you. Thou shalt not worship other gods before thy Beloved Obama.

37 posted on 12/11/2006 7:33:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

But, don't they squeal when you crush them?


38 posted on 12/11/2006 7:33:31 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
the senator seems expert as pouring out feel-good platitudes that are almost meaningless when you analyze them. For this reason, Barack Obama has now become the Warren G. Harding of the Democrat party.

Let's see, good-looking guy, empty-suit windbag uttering meaningless platitudes, not much demonstrated ability, appeals to the ladies. . . . Yep.

[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities. . . .]

I love what one critic called Harding's speeches: "an army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea." Here's a sample:

"America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums, but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration; not agitation, but adjustment; not surgery, but serenity; not the dramatic, but the dispassionate; not experiment, but equipoise; not submergence in internationality, but sustainment in triumphant nationality. . . ."

Like Harding, it looks like B.O. is equipoised for success.

39 posted on 12/11/2006 7:37:08 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is equipoised for success.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I actually have touched an emu at a petting zoo. They feel very oily. I guess all that emu oil inside them rises to the surface and coats their feathers. BTW, I have also eaten emu meat. It's a bird but the meat tastes just like beef. Same with Ostriches but they taste more like sirloin steak. YUMMIE!!!


40 posted on 12/11/2006 7:37:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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