DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[alarm rider]

I want to know why he has blue lips? Is it a heart condition?

[gardencatz]

Charles you just get better and better!

Cindie

[Charles Henrickson]

Charles you just get better and better!

You sound like my wife. :-)

[PJ-Comix]

FUn Fact: Two well known porn stars appeared in the movie version of Jesus Christ Superstar and one of them is a Freeper!!!

[imskylark]

"I hope your omission of 'Good Looks' was just an oversight"

It wasn't. I just couldn't type those words.

[Incorrigible]

 

 

[.cnI redruM]

That would be funny. A smarm fight matching Barak Oprah!, er I mean Obama! versus Playstation Johnnie Edwards.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

There are those who claim Hillary will get the women's votes but I think you're more likely to be correct.

[decal]

"I actually have touched an emu at a petting zoo."

You're probably one-up on Sen. B. Hussein Obama, then. Maybe YOU should run for Prez - you've done more.

[Paul Heinzman]

Maestro! Maestro!
Possibly you're best work EVER.

Charles, what separates creative genius from the rest are the special touches. The ability to see something no one else would have thought of, but, when offered up, strikes a chord with everyone. This is just one of those touches:

He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!

[Paul Heinzman]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long."

Thus, benburch learned patience.

[epow]

That's a nice way of describing something that might disturb the kiddies if they found out what happened to those cute emus.

Isn't the emu part of the ostrich family? If so they may be good for more uses than just medicinal oil, uses such as human food for example.

I have eaten ostrich steak. It's good eating, better in fact than a lot of beef steak I have eaten. The serving I had was broiled medium well, topped with sliced portabello mushrooms, and seasoned with a coarsely ground black pepper and garlic mixture.

My only criticism was the total lack of fat. I like a beef steak marbled with fat much more than the very lean grass fed beef that's popular around this area now with the health conscious folk. My total cholesterol number is under 150 and has an excellent HD/LD balance, so I eat almost anything I like and I happen to like some fat in my meat.

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm beginning to think he doesn't hand squeeze them but has moved into the 21st century. The modern process is to shred them and centrifuge out the oil.

That damned slick-talkin' emu salesman! I knew you couldn't milk a bird, but I tried it anyway. Made my hair as stiff as Aqua Net and really stinky. And now that emu won't leave me alone!

[Paul Heinzman]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

Is that some sort of racial slur, DUmba$$ cracker?

[Paul Heinzman]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")

I was thinking about the soundtrack of Jesus Christ Superstar and it's pretty fertile ground for the whole Obama situation--mostly because of the musical qualities of various names (O-bama sounds like Ho-sannah, Howard sounds like Herod, &c.).

I think it could be great, so I humbly submit it to you comedic geniuses for consideration.

[Watery Tart]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

Please with the accolades. He was an overpaid public servant (after he flunked out of divinity school), who is best known for his father's racism not being able to win Tennessee losing the BIG GIMMEE sighing and rolling his eyes as a campaign tactic to show why you should vote for him dressing in his best Sunday-Go-To-Meetin'-Suit and going to state funerals.

[Watery Tart]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

YOU'RE RIGHT! President Bush doesn't do a lot of impressions, but once you get him going...

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[Watery Tart]

Heard at the 2008 Dem convention, an introduction by Ted:

"Allow me to present the next President of the United States, Osama bin -- Osama Obama -- Obama what -- Seriously, Senator Obama is really unique and special."

[Watery Tart]

Ugh, now I will have that song going through my head tomorrow. Thanks.

"I don't know why I love him...."

[dirtbiker]

Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).

Your LIKE isn't too bright, either. You 2 should get along just fine...