DUmmie FUnnies 10-30-06 (ALL Is Going According To The Perfect Rovian Plan)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 30, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If you see idiots showing up at the polls with bottles of windex, then you know they are DUmmies.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

In before the ping!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Mercat]

wow, early, first five.

[Not A Snowbird]

Top 10!

[Blue Eyes]

Top 10!!

[Not A Snowbird]

No once has a republican came forward and said the machine bounced to the democrat when the selected a republican.

Maybe because, if it does happen the other way, republicans just fix it and go about their business without whining about it on the internet?

Hint: that's why there's a REVIEW SCREEN. To make sure it recorded correctly and, if it didn't, to give the voter the opportunity to fix it.

Disclaimer: I don't think this is happening at all. Anectodal evidence from DUmmies counts for zero in my book.

[freedomlover]

ten

[Not A Snowbird]

Woo Hoo!

Now that I'm out here on the east coast I can make top ten. I didn't have a prayer of doing it out in Seattle.

[PJ-Comix]

Disclaimer: I don't think this is happening at all. Anectodal evidence from DUmmies counts for zero in my book.

Correct. Just a bunch of DUmmiecrats trying to get their whine story in order for later use.

[traditional1]

[Caipirabob]

Wow, it's time to start forming those political action groups. For just a $20 contribution per head at DUh, our committee will take legal action in protest of voting process applied in Broward county. Of course, that legal action may simply involved a severe "chastising and finger pointing" towards Tallahassee, but I promise to use harsh language.

[traditional1]

[roaddog727]

Dag.

15?

[SIDENET]

then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person

Yes, frikkin' Homeland Security is coming to your house to take you away to a secret detention camp.

Nothing beats the DUmmies for sheer nuttiness.

[just me]

[Or petroleum jelly when voting on gay marriage issues.]

Just YUCK!

[Darkwolf377]

then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you

It just occurred to me that these paranoid DUmmies remind me of those kooks who believe in reincarnation, the ones who always tell you they were Napoleon or an adviser to Cleopatra, someone important. Similarly, the DUmmies believe that this giant conspiracy machine gives a rat's ass about how Democrats living in their moms' basements are voting. They have pathetic, angry little lives but they need to elevate themselves to the level of importance so great that a vast political machine is taking down their every word, monitoring their every thought, because they are so potentially dangerous ("Remember, remember, the fifth of November!" and those other childish catchphrases they love) that The Machine must stop them.

What a bunch of fools, pathetic, frightened, losers who need to delude themselves that they are potential superheroes capable of greatness who are being kept down by The Oppressive Republican Overlords. They're so damned mighty they can't get a job and they have to hide out and chirp to each other on DU, biding their time until their superior natures are discovered and praised, without their ever actually achieving something in life worthy of praise. They want to be recognized for their POTENTIAL genius because their no-doubt incredible brilliance is being stifled by Karl Rove, Haliburton and Bush, who are keeping them down.

[NapkinUser]

I have a serious question; if the people who post on DemocraticUnderground really believe the stuff about preset outcomes, the Diebold machines are rigged and your vote means nothing, why are they all screaming through their posts to go vote?

"Remember fellows DUers, vote on November 7"
"I got my friends and parents to vote early with me, straight ticket democrat."
"Everyone here, vote. The republicans must go."

Doesn't sound like they really believe what they say.

[bcsco]

[steveegg]

Obi Wan Karlrovi top 20.