DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-06 (KOmmie Plan To Turn Democrats Into Untouchables)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23,2006 | KOmmie occams hatchet, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

In politics, you're guilty until proven innocent. If we say, for instance - in a unified, uniform, unblinking way - that the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses.

In other words continue to use the same tired old failed tactics of lying and expecting blind belief in the falsehood.

[luvie]

[A sinister picture of an overlarge KOmmie tinfoil hat unfolds.]

...looks "normal" on him, too!

[Budge]

The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks, picking off supporters and candidates one by one with their "unfair" tactics, and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

"Battle over substance?" Pray tell, what substance have these little communists offered? John Skerry's un-named "plan"?

[Charles Henrickson]

You wanna know how you do it? Here's how: They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. . . .

Hey, paisan! We'll see if you're still talkin' so tough after you have to deal with . . .

The
GOPranos

[PJ-Comix]

Hey Charles! PJ sees all and KNOWS all! And I know that about 15 minutes ago you did a google search to find your Edelweiss song in the DUmmie FUnnies. Search items were "gopranos" and "Henrickson."

[PJ-Comix]

YUP! URL forwarding is definitely WORKING OUT!!! The average daily hits of the DUmmie FUnnies is now over 900. Of course, I really need to get it up to over 20,000 to do this full time.

[Charles Henrickson]

That's the Chicago way. . . .

KOmmie, I was born in Chicago. I grew up in Chicago. Chicago was a hometown of mine. KOmmie, you are no Chicagoan.

[freedumb2003]

28?

[PJ-Comix]

WOW! I just found this tidbit about Eliot Ness in wikipedia:

Ness then moved to Washington, D.C. and worked for the federal government. In 1944, he left to become chairman of the Diebold Corporation, a security safe company based in Ohio.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 40!

[hsalaw]

Great picture! The GOPranos - BWAHAHAHA!

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey Charles! PJ sees all and KNOWS all! And I know that about 15 minutes ago you did a google search to find your Edelweiss song in the DUmmie FUnnies. Search items were "gopranos" and "Henrickson."

Close. I did search for how I did that "GOPranos" thingie before, but I wasn't looking for my "Edelweiss" parody.

And I know that you knew that I was doing a search. I felt a disturbance in the Force.

Listen, Lord Rove and I know what you are doing, Comix, and we are in constant communication.

[PJ-Comix]

Oh, since you are just back, a reminder. You only need to type "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in the URL address box and you will be automatically forwared to my DUFU blog. Also that address REMAINS in the URL box. This will be great in the future since I want to promote the DUmmieFUnnies.Com URL sans the hard to remember "BlogSpot."

[Charles Henrickson]

cowering, groveling, simpering, appeasing, pussyfooting, equivocating and generally eating the crap. . . .

Has benburch moved over to KOmmieland?

[Darkwolf377]

So - when you get attacked with a knife, pull out a freakin' Abrams tank and blow them away.

Whenever the KO,,ies and DUmmies start with the violent metaphors you can relax. They get all riled up like kids imagining violent action scenes, "And, and then, we BLOW UP Karl Rove's Weather Machine by flying a kamikaze mission into it, and like fire and stuff EXPLODES! Aw, that'd be COOL!"

What a bunch of tough-talking wimps who run from their own shadow, or the threat of cutting their parents' "loans to make the rent".

[Charles Henrickson]

The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks. . . .

Democrats roasting on an open fire,
Jackboots nipping at our flanks . . .

[Sonny M]

Didn't Nixon win 49 states in his re-election bid?

[Mr. Silverback]

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

Yesterday I heard a radio interview on the NPR show "Marketplace," where they were talking to a guy from the American Enterprise Institute about welfare reform. He is supportive, but they portrayed his statement about large numbers of the welfare recipients moving off the rolls and moving in with family as if it were a horrible tragedy, or as if welfare moms living in crappy public housing somehow have it way better than a single mother living with her Mom and Dad.

I said to my kids, "Let's have a teachable moment. What if Jetgirl (sorry, never use my kids' real names online) here grew up and got married, but when she got pregnant her husband freaked out and left her? And what if she asked to move back in with your Mom and I? Should I go to the other people on our block and say, Give me some grocery money right now. It's not a loan or a donation, it's required. Give me money right now because my daughter needs your help and you're going to help her and like it. These are extra mouths to feed, and it's not my problem, it's yours. Would that be OK?"

Of course, my kids said "No."

"Would it be anything like them giving it of their own free will to charity?"

"No."

"Well, that's what the state does. They say, 'gimme that or else,' and then call it charity. And for Pete's sake, why should anyone expect to depend on strangers forced to do it instead of depending on their family? That's nuts."

Just a little item from the Dad lecture series...But seriously, no single effort of government has robbed more from the taxpayers than the "War on Poverty," and no single government program has had a worse effect. But is there any doubt that the DUmmies and KOkos would expand it if they had power, and then still blame the evil Republicans for the resulting disaster?

[freedumb2003]

[beckysueb]

The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks, picking off supporters and candidates one by one with their "unfair" tactics, and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.

Oh, this is cute! Can we say Tom Delay, little KOmmie?