Posted on 04/24/2006 7:25:48 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2
The box of spaghetti in my kitchen has a bar code that begins with 2 (not 6) and ends with 8 (again, not 6). And that is the mark of what? Muellers?
It doesn't count unless they make you stick the ID on the back of your hand or forehead.
I think they're safe. Such devout people should know the passage a little better.
Mark of the beast = Democrat voter registration..
Umm, too late pal. Do you have a driver's license? A social security number? A credit card?
Your personal information is probably in hundreds of computers across the world.
Screw the Govt and the Real ID.
Close our Borders and start clearing out illegals and then Maybe.
Each license or ID card must include the person's name, address, signature, date of birth, gender, and a digital photograph of the person's face
Well, we already have that here.....so what's different?
This is a heck of a stretch. There are many, many elements that need to come together, prophetically speaking, to signal the Antichrist. This isn't even close.
This guy seems to be a quack at eschatology. I hope he is better at preaching the Gospel.
why? I have yet to hear someone articulate to me what the big deal is. We already have a de factor national ID which is called a Social Security Card. Just expand that so we have a record of each person and their citizenship status.
That's the Mark of the HoseBeast.
I got news for you. It's already there.
> Or maybe Gorbachev's birthmark?
Lordy! That brings back memories...!
Seven years or so ago, an entrepreneur ran a "Masters of Business" Seminar in Auckland. $400 -- $1000 per seat:the event was packed.
Speakers included "Mega-memory" Kevin Trudeau, Al "Chainsaw" Duggan, "Stormin' Norman" Schwartzkopf and... Gorbachev himself! Who could resist???
Luckily, I finessed a pair of tickets from the Firm I worked for (good seats!) and took a client along.
A great day: the hi-lite was Gorbachev's talk, which was given in Russian via an interpreter.
All day long, there was this bird -- a swallow -- that was flying around the building: it had obviously gotten in somehow accidentally, and could not find its way out. Around, around it flew...
...and midway thru Gorbachev's talk, it took a swoop at his birthmark! And then another swoop -- and crapped on his head, bulls-eye!
He uttered something in Russian that was not translated.
(Somehow, somewhere, there *must* exist film footage of this! There were plenty of TV cameras around at the time.)
I was there, I saw it, it is true...
You sure it wasn't Spam(tm) ? The lesser brother of Eeeevil(tm) ?
The second coming happens when the last trumpet blows. I'm thinking this is the seventh trumpet in revelations. I'm afraid there will be Christians around during most of the tribulation.
This afternoon, just as I was assigned a number at my supermarket's deli counter, I felt a distinct aura of evil emanating from the salami display.
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LOL!
Something THAT good could not possibly exist on video!
I remember as a kid, my mom listened to some Christian radio talk show guy who kept going on and on about Gorby's birthmark and the MotB. Even as a kid I kept thinking, "that's nuts."
Wait a minute... Berlin wall... Soviet collapse... Ronald Reagan destroyed The Beast?! I'll be damned.
You may be on to something. From the worldtribune.com
Iran claims its military can block crude oil shipments to the West.
The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps announced that the military controls much of the Persian Gulf and Sea of Oman.
"Iran can block oil export whenever necessary," IRGC Air Force commander Gen. Hosein Salami said. "This is a natural ability of our country."
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