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I felt a distinct aura of evil emanating from the salami display.

You may be on to something. From the worldtribune.com

Iran claims its military can block crude oil shipments to the West.

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps announced that the military controls much of the Persian Gulf and Sea of Oman.

"Iran can block oil export whenever necessary," IRGC Air Force commander Gen. Hosein Salami said. "This is a natural ability of our country."

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You may be on to something. From the worldtribune.com "Iran can block oil export whenever necessary," IRGC Air Force commander Gen. Hosein Salami said. "This is a natural ability of our country."

Wow. Salami really is evil :)