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DUmmie FUnnies 04-18-06 ("Radiopower.org destroyed by a lightning strike!!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2006 | DUmmie benburch, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/18/2006 5:06:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

First Bev Harris, then the AndyScam, and now DUmmie benburch is just $10 away from having Internet Radio as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Radiopower.org destroyed by a lightning strike!!!!" According to benburch, a lightening bolt destroyed the entire computer system servicing his Leftwing radio "empire." Thus benburch now has his hand out to the DUmmies to the tune of $5000 and the results are HILARIOUS. Because they have already been scammed before, the DUmmies have grown wary of such pleadings for money. The lightening strike story does sound mighty fishy. OTOH, maybe God is a vicious rightwinger who decided to put an end to benburch's loony left radio "network." I have noticed lately that there are a LOT of strange doings in the Leftist radio world. Err America Phoenix resurrects itself temporarily with a pixel bake sale. Then Blowhard Ed Schultz ATTACKS that station for not following his business pattern of scamming money by shaking down the Democrat Party directly for el dinero. And now we have benburch coming up with a lightening strike story to scam 5000 bucks. (For a REAL radio story, check out John Gibson's radio show at 8:30 PM EDT today when he interviews Leftwing Looney Blogger Maryscott O'Connor whom you can see pictured above.) So now let us watch DUmmie stick his hand out in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, informing benburch that he is just $10 away from becoming sane, is in the [brackets]:

Radiopower.org destroyed by a lightning strike!!!!

[Perhaps SOMEBODY up there is telling you something.]

I just received the following note from Shelby. Please pass this on to any radiopower listeners you may know!

[Please pass along benburch's inevitable plea for $$$.]

My building was struck by lightning during a storm that suddenly rolled in around 10 pm last night. It was a pretty freaky experience. I could actually hear and feel the pulsing of electricity. It wiped out computers, servers, 10 drives, archive files, mixer consols, and started a small electrical fire. I'm in the process of determining what's lost and what can be saved. I've managed to take apart a server and 3 fried desktop computers and use the parts to get the RadioPower main server back online. The station will limp along like this for the next few weeks (or as long as it can) but without emergency fundraiser of $5000 minimum that won't last very long.

Direct all donors to www.RadioPower.org/donations

I'm still in a state of shock and trying to get my bearings. If you need to contact me please use this address until further notice.

Thanks for your patience,

Shelby LaPre
RadioPower.org

[Shelby LaPre? Any relation to Don Lapre? Yeah, with a family name like that, I'm sure going to be comfortable handing money over to you.]

Oh my goodness. I'm one of those radiopower users. How horrible... I wish I could raise the whole bit myself and hand off a giant check... but I will kick this message so that others can see it.

[Oh my goodness. I wish I could be suckered out of my money but since I'm broke I will kick this message so that others can be scammed.]

Unbelievable! Does this crap ever end? The Royal Checkbook grows increasingly thin...

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

BTW, folks, this was in spite of UPS systems! Shelby is no fool. But no UPS or surge protector can save you from a direct hit.

[How about if you merely UNPLUG your power from the wall? If you know of or hear a lightening storm approaching that is SOP.]

No, but proper lightning rods on his building would have I know a lot of people don't think about it, but almost any building can be hit by lightning, even small buildings surrounded by larger ones.

[Simplest solution is to UNPLUG the power. All this DUmmie did was UNPLUG his brain from rational thought.]

I've worked testing building entry protectors for phone lines and etc, and there is a limit to how much energy you can carry to ground with a Cook Electric type gas tube or with any semiconductor SCR or MOV. Those things can protect you from NEARBY lightning strikes, but never from a direct hit. The fact that this caused a fire in her residence tells me that the building was struck, or the power pole right outside the building was struck. As I know she lives in an older building, likely the copper ground rod is no longer very good. Perhaps enough to look grounded to a ground testing device, but not enough to carry off significant energy. All-in-all it is a tragic thing that happened to her, and I hope people will help her get on her feet. She has been doing streaming Liberal radio for even longer than I have.

[Shelby lives in an older building with lousy wiring and she is TOO STUPID to merely UNPLUG the power? It's not like you don't have advance warning of a lightning storm since you can hear it in the distance. As a result, your mighty liberal internet radio empire has been fried by a lightening bolt (making the mighty HUGE assumption that you aren't lying about all this).]

Strange, if this had happened to a Republican broadcaster, she (sorry for the gender error) would have been FLOODED with compensatory funds in order to keep that message going out. Liberals are constantly on a shoestring budget, depending on volunteer efforts, grassroots support and the occasional large doantion (Where the hell is George Soros when you need him?) That's the difference between liberal and conservative media machines. One is funded and the other barely survives.

[Yes. Karl Rove and Richard Mellon Scaife would have shown up the next morning with bags of cash to buy an entirely new computer system that was destroyed because the broadcaster was too stupid to UNPLUG the power when the lightning storm was approaching.]

We do "Bake Sale Radio" here on the left. But you know, the people who help us do it are all saints. We don't need Richard Mellon-Scaife, we have y'all.

[Richard Mellon Scaife wouldn't buy your suspicous lightning bolt fairy tale.]

Seems you should find out for sure before you ask for donations. Don't mean to seem callous, but does seem like the proper course of events. I for one would be quite put out if I found I was double funding a recovery effort.

[Find out for sure if Shelby LaPre is really playing the horses. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if she lost a bundle on a horse named Lightning Bolt and now needs $5000 to pay off her bookie.]

Just checked, and nope. No insurance. But then she would never have sent me that note asking for help if there had been any.

[Just checked, and nope. No brains.]

Shelby asked me to clarify; It's not destroyed: Just very f*cked up!

[Shelby asked me to clarify; It's not destroyed. Just a messed up extension cord so we will definitely be needing $5000 to replace it.]

If you have renter insurance or homeowners you can have your equipment replaced. Sorry for your loss.

[Sorry for your stupidity.]

Not my loss. Shelby's loss. And an uninsured loss, sadly. Basically, if you like radiopower, she needs your help. Without that, I doubt she will be able to keep it going much longer.

[The loss of the mighty Liberal streaming internet radio. The end of an era that nobody remembered in the first place.]

I'm listenig to them right now. Myabe they fixed it.

[The extension cord has been replaced already?]

No... She's cobbled together enough half-working stuff to get a signal out. But it's unlikely she can keep that up for long given the state of what she has left.

[Let's see. A lightening bolt supposedly fried your streaming radio equipment yet somehow technological genius Shelby managed to cobble it together in record speed? Is that your story or just rotten fish that I am now smelling?]

Well, I got billion joules from that lightning strike. Fried everything.

[DUmmie benburch would be satisfied with just a few jewels worth $5000.]


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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day.


41 posted on 04/18/2006 6:50:33 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I'm really impressed with whoever did the picture with the knife.

42 posted on 04/18/2006 7:00:13 AM PDT by faq
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't understand how his station could have been struck by lightning when it's protected by an icon of its patron saint.

43 posted on 04/18/2006 7:00:44 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix

As scams go this one is just soooo sad! 1) if you are running a non profit org out of your house.... its a tax write off. Not to mention if you have home owners insurance and have the equipment listed it is covered. You can also take out insurance on the equipment itself as a NPO and have it covered by acts of god and get a good tax break on it... Hmmmm the fishy smell here reeks. Also a GOOD UPS and Surge protection system would have opened the circuits and blown first shunting the whole surge to ground. I will admit these are slightly pricey but if you have that kind of equipment then you need to buy the best. Waaaaa goes the Lib.


44 posted on 04/18/2006 7:02:27 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: Charles Henrickson
From what I hear, money can't buy me love, either.

'Good to see you back, CH, albeit on a limited basis for now -- you were basorely missed...

45 posted on 04/18/2006 7:09:02 AM PDT by mikrofon (Later ;)
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To: Congressman Billybob
I've lost three fax machines, and finally gave up having one on premises. Fortunately, none of the computers or peripherals have suffered any damage. Go figure....

I hate to air my stupidity, but I'll sacrifice my dignity to try and help someone else out. :) I was on my computer one day and I heard the rumbling of a thunderstorm that seemed to pop up out of the blue. I unplugged my computer and my TV and was just walking out of the room when I heard a mighty BOOM! And then, all hell broke lose in my room. My computer, my TV and my phone all went BOOM!

While I had unplugged from the electrical outlet, I neglected to unplug the TV cable wire and computer modem wire from the phone lines they were hooked into. The lightning had made a direct hit on the phone box attached to the outside of the house on the wall of the room that I was in. It blew the TV screen, fried my motherboard (although luckily didn't hurt my monitor) and it fried my phone. Soooo, maybe your fax machines were still connected to the phone line even though they were unplugged from the electrical outlet?

46 posted on 04/18/2006 7:13:50 AM PDT by Elyse
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To: roaddog727
"BTW, folks, this was in spite of UPS systems! Shelby is no fool. But no UPS or surge protector can save you from a direct hit."

No, but quality brands of UPSs and surge protectors come with equipment insurance as part of the purchase price. My humble APC-brand UPS has $10,000 worth of equipment insurance.

Even if it was a direct hit, mail them the fried device, they mail you a check. Their devices, and the computers hooked to them, are damaged so rarely that they can give this kind of coverage.

Any bets that someone is collecting insurance, AND trying to hit on the DUmmies? Of course, that's like shooting retarded fish in a barrel.

47 posted on 04/18/2006 7:21:30 AM PDT by 300winmag
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To: 300winmag

"Any bets that someone is collecting insurance, AND trying to hit on the DUmmies? Of course, that's like shooting retarded fish in a barrel."

That's not a Bet this boy would take.


48 posted on 04/18/2006 7:24:48 AM PDT by roaddog727 (eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I hear a thunderstorm approaching and I UNPLUG my computer from the wall. I also unplug if I know of one predicted."

Same here! I spent most of Easter Sunday unplugged because of the storm watch bulletins we were constantly getting via TV. The only cable I don't unplug is the phone cable going to the DSL modem. If it fries Verizon will replace it.

Oh, and I have full-replacement-value insurance. And that's for two PC's and a couple printers which I don't use for business. How this RAT idiot can have a website broadcast and no insurance is beyond me. Sheesh!

49 posted on 04/18/2006 7:38:55 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: mikrofon

LOL wow that's scary-good blood work


50 posted on 04/18/2006 7:39:45 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: SouthernBoyupNorth
Not to mention if you have home owners insurance and have the equipment listed it is covered.

Insurance? That you'd pay for yourself? A private-sector transaction that assumes somebody else won't bail you out? What kind of self-respecting left-wing radical would have any part of that?

51 posted on 04/18/2006 7:44:32 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: jiggyboy

Thanks, but I just contributed the DUFU screen -- PJ already had the base image.


52 posted on 04/18/2006 7:54:45 AM PDT by mikrofon (We want Gore!)
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To: SCALEMAN

An accurate and entertaining summary... and the last two sentences would make you a great tagline....


53 posted on 04/18/2006 7:59:58 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: PJ-Comix
Dude, Now that is a good picture of Maryscott (Psycho) O'Connor.


54 posted on 04/18/2006 8:13:50 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: COBOL2Java

Ha ha... that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm surprised the DUmmies didn't try to blame the Administration's environmental policies for this.


55 posted on 04/18/2006 9:00:36 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Radiopower.org destroyed by a lightning strike!!!!

During a Perfect Rovian Storm™.... BUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

56 posted on 04/18/2006 9:24:11 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Strange, if this had happened to a Republican broadcaster, she (sorry for the gender error) would have been FLOODED with compensatory funds in order to keep that message going out.

Actually, a conservative broadcaster would have been expected to have proper precautions and insurance in place.

Liberals are constantly on a shoestring budget

Because no one wants to pay for it or advertise on it.

57 posted on 04/18/2006 9:30:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

I find this story very fishy. We unplug the computer from the wall, too. I have over 12,000 names in my FTM which is on a CD but I would hate to lose that file.


58 posted on 04/18/2006 9:49:19 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an Angel)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>No... She's cobbled together enough half-working stuff to get a signal out.

Someone got McGyver that $10 he needed to chew a pack of gum and use it to splice all the smoking transmission lines.
59 posted on 04/18/2006 9:53:02 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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To: PJ-Comix
How do you say...

ZOT!!!

60 posted on 04/18/2006 10:03:44 AM PDT by weegee ("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
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