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DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-06 ("I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/31/2006 3:08:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix

WARNING! DUmmieland is now in total MELTDOWN Mode. Despite the assurances yesterday from benburch that they really won, the DUmmies are incredibly angry as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party..." Of course there are many similar Meltdown threads so I had a RICH target of opportunity today. The DUmmie Bounty has indeed been plentiful since the coming of the Apocalito. I expect it will be even more so tomorrow after the State of the Union Address where the DUmmies, as a fringe benefit, will have to view newly sworn in Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito sitting in the front row with the other Justices. And since Alito now has a LIFETIME appointment, he no longer has to worry about being polite so it would be great if he would blow a kiss to Ted Kennedy just to watch the veins on The Swimmer's neck pop out. In any event, let us now be royally entertained by the current DUmmie Meltdown in Boiling Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for all the great Meltdown Audition Material, is in the [brackets]:

I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...

[RAMPAGE! LOOT! BURN!!!]

I say we get the 25 with guts together in a room with DNC chair Howard Dean, and all the base who can come, and we, before taking back our country, take back our damned party. If we keep electing Dems just to get a majority, and they keep voting like this, what's the damned point? Either they're with us or they're against us. Period.

[While you're in that room with Dean, you might want to ask him how he blew all those millions of Democrat campaign money.]

THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

[Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!]

it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

[Act now! In the moment of your "victory" (as per benburch).]

Let's make those cowards rue the day they... took us for granted. They don't get our votes just because they have a damned (D) beside their name. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You're right...IT'S TIME!!!

[John Kerry (D-Davos)]

I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party. Let the R's spend their money trying to keep our DINOs in place while we run real Democrats against them.

[My favorite DINO sang "That's Amore!"]

For me, it's either FIGHT to get our party back and have a real opposition party, or never vote again.

[On the plus side, you will be having extra free time on Election Day.]

Will the Democratic party suddenly grow a pair and begin impeachment proceedings just because they have the majority?

[We got knocked off our feet by the ApocAlito so...LET THE CHIMPEACHMENT BEGIN!!!]

Political Civil War. I'm putting on the DEMOCRATIC BLUE UNIFORM.

[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]

I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.

[That would be the equivalent of performing an abortion on the Democrat party.]

Yes, I'm furious for getting kicked in the gut again today, but I'll eventually get out my checkbook and give money to Governor Dean...

[...so he can flush the funds down the toilet AGAIN.]

It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.

[He already lost a big pot by betting on an inside straight.]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SILENT....LET THEM KNOW THEIR POLITICAL LIVES ARE ON THE LINE...we're coming after them.

[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!]

We haven't heard much from Howard Dean... where does he stand on this exactly?

[In the Northeast corner of the Rubber Room.]

. I hadn't heard yet either...but, he works for US...not the other way around. This civil war only takes place if WE demand it....we tell him, you can be the general, or not. Your choice...WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR PARTY!! I think we give the ultimatum. And, I believe he'll be with us.

[You're a bit upset so Mommy will be sliding your pizza through the basement door slot tonight.]

I'm all for cleaning house! Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?

[Don't you worry! Howard Dean packs a mighty powerful Butterfly Net.]

WE NEED OUR OWN PARTY!!!!! A DIFFERENT, MORE PROGRESSIVE PARTY......WITH BALLS TO STAND UP AND FIGHT! I say we get Paul Hackett or someone like him, to lead the exodus from this pathetic excuse of a party..

[The Socialist Workers Party heartily welcomes you.]

The time has come for a party split. Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators and 80 or so reps and form a new party with better discipline and a unified party platform.

[Let the Bolivaran Revolution Begin!!!]

Hell, there might even be a few republicans... who would switch to such a party.

[I think his name is John McCain.]


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KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitovote; du; dummies
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There should be a LOT of DUmmie material tomorrow morning following the SOTU.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 01/31/2006 3:08:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/31/2006 3:09:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 3


3 posted on 01/31/2006 3:11:29 PM PST by MikefromOhio (")
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5


4 posted on 01/31/2006 3:12:02 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

By all means, let the Democrat party split into factions. It will be the death of liberalism in the United States for good.


5 posted on 01/31/2006 3:12:07 PM PST by SaveTheChief
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


6 posted on 01/31/2006 3:12:22 PM PST by jurroppi1
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Top ten! bow down before me all ye inferioir mortals!


7 posted on 01/31/2006 3:13:07 PM PST by Hawk1976 (Ideas got Republicans into office, new ideas will help keep them there.)
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To: PJ-Comix
it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

Hahahahahaha...

8 posted on 01/31/2006 3:14:12 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...what IS that German word for enjoying the misery of others...?

9 posted on 01/31/2006 3:15:13 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: PJ-Comix
[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]

I see that occasionally on a bumper sticker. what's that about? I figured it was something lefty, but had no idea...

10 posted on 01/31/2006 3:15:45 PM PST by CharlieOK1 (Ideally pacifism would be great, but only if you've got an army of non-pacifists to protect you)
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To: PJ-Comix

Made it under the Top-Ten wire!


11 posted on 01/31/2006 3:16:39 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix

WOW.... all I can say is WOW!!...


12 posted on 01/31/2006 3:17:23 PM PST by MrBeach
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Check your FreepMail and then your e-mail. Especially the latter.

Calling Freeper 302damnfast! Where have you disappeared to?

13 posted on 01/31/2006 3:17:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Gawd!!!!

Thanks... by the time I got to the end of your post I was snorting bubbles into my coffee cup!

I am gonna head out into the gloomy rain with an incredibly happy sunny smile on my face!


14 posted on 01/31/2006 3:18:19 PM PST by Ronin (When the fox gnaws.... SMILE!!!)
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To: rlmorel

schadenfraude.


15 posted on 01/31/2006 3:19:14 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.

Oddly enough... that's what should have been done to start with instead of the Supreme Court legislating from the bench. The legislature should have acted if they wanted abortion to be the law of the land, and put it to a vote.

16 posted on 01/31/2006 3:19:16 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix
The time has come for a party split. Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators and 80 or so reps and form a new party with better discipline and a unified party platform.

And that unified platform would be...Bush Sucks. (Of course.)

17 posted on 01/31/2006 3:19:33 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

On the positive side they now want to fight other liberals instead of us. Of course, nothing will come of it.

The scary things about these idiots is that if they had a charismatic leader they truly would make the leap to dangerous.


18 posted on 01/31/2006 3:20:04 PM PST by Hawk1976 (Ideas got Republicans into office, new ideas will help keep them there.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"...I'm all for cleaning house! Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?"

LOL! Not if Kaaaarrrrrllll Rooooovvvveee has anything at all to say about it!!!!!


19 posted on 01/31/2006 3:20:13 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: PJ-Comix

Boo hoo. Too late. Didn't. Oh well.

This guy doesn't have to advocate kicking the moderates out of the Dem party. Anyone with a modicum of sanity will eventually leave (as I did).


20 posted on 01/31/2006 3:20:49 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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