DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Just wait until tomorrow. The Judge Alito confirmation DUmmie threads will go down in history as one of the most hilarious of the year, maybe decade. PJ will have a problem deciding on just one or two threads as a funny example of DUmmie tantrums. Just the empty threat what revenge they're going to take on their party and Democrat leadership threads will number in the hundreds.

[beans36]

Hey, the DUmmie obviously put a lot of thought into this strategy. I think we at least owe him the respect of......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way, the DUmmie meltdown over the impending cloture vote is great entertainment. No doubt some outstanding issues of the FUnnies will come out of this one.

[Charles Henrickson]

ALL LUTFISK-EATING REPUBLICANS ARE LYERS!

[Charles Henrickson]

PJ, I don't know what you have in mind for a PM DUFU, but I think the thread(s) with the DUmmies getting their hopes up YET AGAIN, that the filibuster is back ON, could make for some FUn DUFUing. On again, off again, then back on again. . . . Pitt's recantations of his recantations. . . . What a roller-coaster ride this must be for them! Hahahaha!

ApocAlito Now!

[Charles Henrickson]

The DUmmie Ants' heads must be exploding! They don't even know who to be more mad against! All of DUmmieland is IMploding!

ApocAlito Now!

[NRA1995]

They've locked out all but registered users!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

DU has shut down allowing only registered users so we can't watch the fun.

[Choose Ye This Day]

DANG! I'm registered, but I haven't donated. And I don't feel like giving Skinner and his wackos ONE D*MN DIME!!!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Is it all mass suicides now that the Filibuster failed?

[Choose Ye This Day]

FILIBUSTED!!!

[mikrofon]

"The first thing we do, is kill all the Lyers..."

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, I understand that the filibuster failed by a 72-25 vote!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now even though DUmmieland may be closed to all but registered users, we DO HAVE registered users among us. PJ, I hope you are among them! This is Schadenfreude time, big-time!

ApocAlito Now!

[Defendingliberty]

Here is one for you PJ..."I just hugged my daughter close to my heart, went into the bathroom
and cried my eyes out. Good night Democracy." by MRSGRUMPPY arter the Alito vote....

[dirtbiker]

Don't you know, when BJC lied it was endearing. He would give us widdle clues when he was lying and that was so precious!

I know. It was SOOOOO easy to tell when BJC was lying: His lips were moving!

[Lx]

I see the gender reassignment surgery is coming along nicely.

[MoochPooch]

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LAIRS!!!

Judging by this guy's IQ, he must be hiding in one right now.

[MEG33]

Just get on the Dummie Funnies ping list and enjoy the insanity. They are a hoot..and we can reply here without getting banned. DU doesn't like sanity.

[HungarianGypsy]

Wow! Anyone who knows me can tell I cannot lie, since I am just lousy at it. If I ever try to, I am likely to say, "Ok! Here is how it really is." So, I probably need to switch parties now. But, then again, you know everything I just said has got to be a lie. A DUmmie said so, after all.

[dirtbiker]

WTF? Is that thing male or female? It has breasts and a beard!

Excessive pot smoking will cause a "man's" breasts to enlarge....(man boobies)

"OH, MAN! THE F'N DOG ATE MY STASH!!!! GET ME A BAGGIE AND A POOPER SCOOPER... I GOTTA GET MY STASH BACK...."

[MEG33]

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