DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[lonevoice]

Such as billboards that say: "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!"

No no no. You have to get the billboard message just right...

"GOOD RIDDENS TO BAD LIERS!"

This is going to terrify the GOP. Trust me.

[Budge]

All DUmmies are sweet, truth-telling, patriots, who don't have a hate bone in their bodies!

There, that proves I'm not a liar!

Or did it?

[Cyclopean Squid]

ALL RETHUGLICANS ARE KING LEARS!!!

[randog]

Jeezus H, that's scary. I want to say it's a dude with man boobs, but then it might be a...."womyn" with a dirty chin. Downright scary, whatever it is.

[MindBender26]

I think this is a great idea! Dems should spend all their money on this plan.

P.S.

DUmmies,

Does the line "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski," bring back any memories?

[The Right Stuff]

I had the same exact thought. Ucck. Looks like he/she/it swallowed the bong water.

[Watery Tart]

WTF? Is that thing male or female? It has breasts and a beard!

Jeezus H, that's scary. I want to say it's a dude with man boobs, but then it might be a...."womyn" with a dirty chin. Downright scary, whatever it is.

Looks like court-ordered chemical castration from here. In any case, the name is Pat.

[chesley]

On the other hand, these are DUmmies. How can you lose what you never, ever, in any alternate reality possible, had?

[Watery Tart]

Oh, yeah -- take some of that "RWC Government Largesse Via The Tax Refund Bonanza Giveaway That Makes Gramma Eat Pet Food" money and invest in billboreds. You'll get even richer.

[imskylark]

"Does the line "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski," bring back any memories?"


But it was soooo endearing! /sarc

[infidel29]

...any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier...

I had a friend Shanda back in college who was a "lier", but she was a democrat. Since all she liked to do was hang out, she couldn't even OFFER PROOF that she wasn't a "lier" either.

[beckysueb]

Well, he has a point. I did lie in bed last night and I intend to lie in bed tonight and tomorrow...

I used canned "lye" to clean out the drains. That would make me a "lyer".

[beckysueb]

Does the line "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski," bring back any memories?

But they say that is a "good lie" told to "protect his family". Barf!

[chesley]

SOOOO certain the election would be overturned and Kerry sworn in on Jan 20? SOOOO certain that the evil BFEE would reinstate the draft?

Let me think. There does seem to be a pattern here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

How about SOOOO certain they will regain the House and the Senate and impeach the entire administration? I'm almost there. I can FEEEEEEL it. I BEEEEEELIVE.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

And the next Demo government can set up a Ministry of Truth, right?

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Even if we lost this battle, we still won."

Hilarious.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x268027

[Choose Ye This Day]

They're already celecrating.

"I got chills, DU!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x270247

And Charlie Brown runs full steam at the football once again...

[Choose Ye This Day]

"celebrating"

[SoothingDave]

We stood our ground and showed that this left-wing liberal moonbat Michael Moore wing of the party IS the party.

They're so cute when they're proud of their insanity.

SD

[Choose Ye This Day]

That sounds like a Lousy Freeper Troll said that. They actually used the term "moonbat"? And they're proud of it?

Silly DUmmies.