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What Men Like About Women
Uh, me. | January 25, 2006 | Niuhuru

Posted on 01/24/2006 11:54:44 PM PST by Niuhuru

There is so much animosity these days between men and women; needless to say I think it would be a great thing to describe the positive things that men on this forum like about females, especially the Freeperettes.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: women
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To: Maximus of Texas

no, sir, I don't think I've got the wrong thread. Do I?


81 posted on 01/25/2006 8:08:04 AM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: peacebaby

Well, I can't speak for the other guys, but I can tell you that I only meet those qualifications if bribed.


82 posted on 01/25/2006 8:10:40 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: Maximus of Texas; ToddBush
It's hot. Especially the kissing part. It's not. Especially the kissing part.
83 posted on 01/25/2006 8:11:06 AM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (The opposite of Progress is Congress)
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To: Dashing Dasher; WhiteGuy
In two posts, I've learned that you are a sexist pedophile

You think that's bad, check this out.

WhiteGuy, mind if I modify your post a bit?

1. I like girls. Girls become women when they begin to take themselves too seriously, age is irrelevant.
I don't know what this means but your right, age is irrelevant.
2. I like girls who like to have a good time, whatever that means to them.
And I think you know what I mean by "good time"
3. I like girls who smile and laugh easily.
When I say something funny, otherwise pipe down.
4. I like girls who can make up their own minds.
Minds are opptional.
5. I like girls who enjoy eating
I like girls who enjoy excercising and staying within the contracted weight limits.
6. I like girls who understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion, all the time.
If I want your opinion, I will give it to you, otherwise pipe down.
7. I like girls who like themselves unconditionally.
And show me how much they like themselves while not being afraid of video cameras.

There. That's better.
84 posted on 01/25/2006 8:11:50 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

well...as long as you leave your hands empty to carry my packages, you'll do just fine. :`)


85 posted on 01/25/2006 8:12:20 AM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: Niuhuru
PJ O'Rourke had some advice:

"W is for women, they're awful, salacious,
Grasping and willful, cruel and mendacious,
As thievish as gypsies, as crazy as celts,
Make sure that you never f*** anything else"

86 posted on 01/25/2006 8:13:03 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: peacebaby

Sorry, got these sacks.


87 posted on 01/25/2006 8:13:27 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

very funny, tough guy. Forceful, aren't you?

:`)


88 posted on 01/25/2006 8:14:31 AM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Neanderthal!


89 posted on 01/25/2006 8:15:37 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Maximus of Texas

but my packages are from Victoria's Secrets!


:`)


90 posted on 01/25/2006 8:17:08 AM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Neanderthal...

somewhere between the amoeba and tadpole stages of life.
91 posted on 01/25/2006 8:18:27 AM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: peacebaby

In that case, let me get those for you.


92 posted on 01/25/2006 8:19:37 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: peacebaby

Neanderthal....
Breathing cow dung.


93 posted on 01/25/2006 8:21:20 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher; peacebaby
Hey I am trying to shake this gay, metrosexual enigma that is hanging over my screename.


But tell me one thing. Why is it every girl that I have treated like a queen has not cared about me, but ever girl I don't care about won't leave.
I already know the answer, but I would like your opinion.
94 posted on 01/25/2006 8:21:55 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
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out to lunch


95 posted on 01/25/2006 8:23:40 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

You're funny!

Those are your words NOT MINE!


96 posted on 01/25/2006 8:24:08 AM PST by WhiteGuy (Vote out all incumbents and pass term limits now.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Although this is a man's thread, I will say from my point of view, the other Freeperettes here make wonderful Friends and I'm glad to be a part of the gang.

Thoughtful, fun, witty, intelligent, humorous and down-right frisky, the whole lot of em!!!


97 posted on 01/25/2006 8:25:34 AM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY; peacebaby; day10
But tell me one thing. Why is it every girl that I have treated like a queen has not cared about me, but ever girl I don't care about won't leave.

I love this question...

Hottie, et al... which came first?

Did you start to treat the woman like a queen because she didn't care about you? Or, did she stop caring about you because you treated her like a queen? I bet it's the first one...

Why don't you try to treat the ones that actually like you and could potentially CARE about you like a queen instead of trying to win over the ones who don't?!

That'll be $.05.

;-)

98 posted on 01/25/2006 8:25:58 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher; HOTTIEBOY; peacebaby

I am thinking I wont have opportunity to use this advice for a while....... :-)


99 posted on 01/25/2006 8:30:03 AM PST by day10 (I'm gonna be a happy idiot, and struggle for the legal tender.....)
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To: day10

Feel free to share it with you friends, your sons, your sons' friends.

It's valuable information!

Pass it on!


100 posted on 01/25/2006 8:32:06 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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