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What Men Like About Women
Uh, me.
| January 25, 2006
| Niuhuru
Posted on 01/24/2006 11:54:44 PM PST by Niuhuru
There is so much animosity these days between men and women; needless to say I think it would be a great thing to describe the positive things that men on this forum like about females, especially the Freeperettes.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: women
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To: Maximus of Texas
no, sir, I don't think I've got the wrong thread. Do I?
81
posted on
01/25/2006 8:08:04 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
To: peacebaby
Well, I can't speak for the other guys, but I can tell you that I only meet those qualifications if bribed.
To: Maximus of Texas; ToddBush
It's hot. Especially the kissing part. It's not. Especially the kissing part.
83
posted on
01/25/2006 8:11:06 AM PST
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(The opposite of Progress is Congress)
To: Dashing Dasher; WhiteGuy
In two posts, I've learned that you are a sexist pedophile
You think that's bad, check this out.
WhiteGuy, mind if I modify your post a bit?
1. I like girls. Girls become women when they begin to take themselves too seriously, age is irrelevant.
I don't know what this means but your right, age is irrelevant.
2. I like girls who like to have a good time, whatever that means to them.
And I think you know what I mean by "good time"
3. I like girls who smile and laugh easily.
When I say something funny, otherwise pipe down.
4. I like girls who can make up their own minds.
Minds are opptional.
5. I like girls who enjoy eating
I like girls who enjoy excercising and staying within the contracted weight limits.
6. I like girls who understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion, all the time.
If I want your opinion, I will give it to you, otherwise pipe down.
7. I like girls who like themselves unconditionally.
And show me how much they like themselves while not being afraid of video cameras.
There. That's better.
84
posted on
01/25/2006 8:11:50 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
To: Maximus of Texas
well...as long as you leave your hands empty to carry my packages, you'll do just fine. :`)
85
posted on
01/25/2006 8:12:20 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
To: Niuhuru
PJ O'Rourke had some advice:
"W is for women, they're awful, salacious,
Grasping and willful, cruel and mendacious,
As thievish as gypsies, as crazy as celts,
Make sure that you never f*** anything else"
To: peacebaby
To: HOTTIEBOY
very funny, tough guy. Forceful, aren't you?
:`)
88
posted on
01/25/2006 8:14:31 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
To: HOTTIEBOY
89
posted on
01/25/2006 8:15:37 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Maximus of Texas
but my packages are from Victoria's Secrets!
:`)
90
posted on
01/25/2006 8:17:08 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
To: Dashing Dasher
Neanderthal...
somewhere between the amoeba and tadpole stages of life.
91
posted on
01/25/2006 8:18:27 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
To: peacebaby
In that case, let me get those for you.
To: peacebaby
Neanderthal....
Breathing cow dung.
93
posted on
01/25/2006 8:21:20 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher; peacebaby
Hey I am trying to shake this gay, metrosexual enigma that is hanging over my screename.
But tell me one thing. Why is it every girl that I have treated like a queen has not cared about me, but ever girl I don't care about won't leave.
I already know the answer, but I would like your opinion.
94
posted on
01/25/2006 8:21:55 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
95
posted on
01/25/2006 8:23:40 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(GO Carlina Panthers.............oh.........damn.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
You're funny!
Those are your words NOT MINE!
96
posted on
01/25/2006 8:24:08 AM PST
by
WhiteGuy
(Vote out all incumbents and pass term limits now.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Although this is a man's thread, I will say from my point of view, the other Freeperettes here make wonderful Friends and I'm glad to be a part of the gang.
Thoughtful, fun, witty, intelligent, humorous and down-right frisky, the whole lot of em!!!
97
posted on
01/25/2006 8:25:34 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)
To: HOTTIEBOY; peacebaby; day10
But tell me one thing. Why is it every girl that I have treated like a queen has not cared about me, but ever girl I don't care about won't leave.I love this question...
Hottie, et al... which came first?
Did you start to treat the woman like a queen because she didn't care about you? Or, did she stop caring about you because you treated her like a queen? I bet it's the first one...
Why don't you try to treat the ones that actually like you and could potentially CARE about you like a queen instead of trying to win over the ones who don't?!
That'll be $.05.
;-)
98
posted on
01/25/2006 8:25:58 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher; HOTTIEBOY; peacebaby
I am thinking I wont have opportunity to use this advice for a while....... :-)
99
posted on
01/25/2006 8:30:03 AM PST
by
day10
(I'm gonna be a happy idiot, and struggle for the legal tender.....)
To: day10
Feel free to share it with you friends, your sons, your sons' friends.
It's valuable information!
Pass it on!
100
posted on
01/25/2006 8:32:06 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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