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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2006 7:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I fell asleep early this evening and around the same time I dozed off, this DUmmie THREAD titled "Revenge When We Take Back Power" appeared. Well, I sure woke up fast when I spotted that thread and everybody else better WAKE UP as well. As Rush Limbaugh has said, when liberals are out of power they are FUnnie but when they are in power, they are DANGEROUS as you can see from their fantasies of REVENGE on this thread. Fortunately, Karl Rove has arranged for the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008 to prevent the return of the Democrats to power but we must remain ever vigilant to the DUmmie intentions. As usual the fantasies of the DUmmie Chekha are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes that others wake up to the DUmmie revenge fantasies, is in the [brackets]:

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

[Roving DUmmie Chekha bands will travel throughout country and take REVENGE on the EVIL Republicans for being conservative.

Yes. I want it. Use every tool the RW has exploited under the power of Shrub and turn it against them. Ten fold. Where to start?

[The DUmmie Chekhists, IF they ever return to power, would indict all the top Republicans and send them to the Hague as War Criminals. In DUmmieland this is considered a REASONABLE proposition.]

Now, they're building detention centers for us! It's time to treat this as a war, as Rove does. That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

IMO, Truth & Reconciliation Hearings might be best. People would have more of an inclination to cooperate and spill their guts that way.

[How generous of you. You won't send us to the Hague as War Criminals but ONLY if we confess to some sort of crimes against the DUmmies.]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

GOD, THIS IS FUN!!!!!

[A DUmmie having his version of "FUn" in the Alternate Reality.]

I don't think that would work since ex post facto laws are unconstitutional. But I guess this is just fantasy.

[As is the REST of this dopey thread.]

Revenge, AND plug up all the holes in the system that enable neofascism.

[A promotion for you in the Chekhist Commissariat.]

I WANT REVENGE for what they've put our country through. I want justice and restitution, call it what you will.

[How about if we call it "reparations" so you can sit in front of your keyboard for another 10 years without working.]

I was thinking we'd just shave all their heads. It worked for the French after WWII.

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

[Seek clinical help. NOW!]

Justice Must Be Done. What they have done to this country is unforgiveable. Once in power, we will need to use every tool possible to expose the crimes that have been committed against this country. There MUST be accountability.

[There is already accountability for your crazed rantings by publicizing them right here in the DUmmie FUnnies, Drool Mouth.]

There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

[It looks like your dirty T-shirt is soaking up your rabid foam.]

I doubt that power can be taken back in our lifetimes. Why should they give it up? They hold the cards. After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards. We won't get back to even, let alone control. Quit being silly, our democracy has been lost.

[Give up, NOW!]

I want CORRECTIVE tax rates on the wealthy! Bring back the top marginal rates before JFK lowered them in the 60's!

[Shhhh! Democrats, especially Ted Kennedy, HATE being reminded that it was JFK who lowered tax rates.]


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To: groanup
How about this: If DUmmies can't elect a DUmmie president in 2008 we get to butter their butts and call them biscuits.

You seem to be forgetting that dirtybenburch is over there.

He might like that.

61 posted on 01/24/2006 8:20:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Don't tempt him.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Confession here.

I always liked PBR - it's good cheap beer to me.


62 posted on 01/24/2006 8:22:41 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
"will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!"

Why did this idiot mention workforce here? That disqualifies 75% or more of the DUmmies.

63 posted on 01/24/2006 8:31:48 PM PST by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: PJ-Comix

" Imagine seeing Anne Coulter..."

Uh, OK. Will do.


64 posted on 01/24/2006 8:36:50 PM PST by CSM
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Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

LOL!!! These people are just plain stupid. They'd turn the U.S. into Cuba's BOOMING economy overnight!

65 posted on 01/24/2006 8:41:45 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Petronski

These people are definitely flying the red flag. They can't possibly think America could work under their scenarios. It would appear that is their aim...to weaken the nation.


66 posted on 01/24/2006 8:46:24 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: gardencatz

Notice how they're never able to name the "damage" that President Bush has done. Just shriek away about Nazis and fascists....


67 posted on 01/24/2006 8:47:07 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'd like to ask that DUmmie why would we need to build detention centers for them since we shot all of them in the streets back during 2001. At least that's what they said would happen to them if President Bush was elected. They have such short memories.

To really get payback they should just give away the country to some goofy socialist. Oops, I'm sorry. That was their plan when they were in power the last time. Most likely that's why they lost it.

68 posted on 01/24/2006 8:57:06 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Charles Henrickson

And you will have a bad case of Alitosis.


ROFLMAO!!!!


69 posted on 01/24/2006 9:07:54 PM PST by Lovergirl (Yes! It's true. I am a SnowFlake.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Truth & Reconciliation?" That sounds a sensitivity-training group -- you know, the one with the facilitator, of indeterminate gender. Maybe he/she/it will lead everyone after their "confessions" into group hugs.

BTW, I finally tried Sapporo beer tonight at a Japanese restaurant. It was pretty good. (Did I speak heresy?)

Sorry you're having trouble, PJ, finding your favorite brand. The DUmmies might say it's the fault of the evil corporations (if not Bush).


70 posted on 01/24/2006 9:09:39 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I saved this one from election night... it sums up the common feelings of most dummies. This seem an appropriate time to post it.



Tell me how you really feel Dummy Lulu
71 posted on 01/24/2006 9:16:02 PM PST by DocRock
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To: decal

I checked the website but didn't see anything about Palma Luoca beer. Anyway, they folks who own Palma Luoca must be morons when it comes to distribution. They have the best beer EVER and yet they have such crappy distribution that virtually NOBODY in North America knows about their beer.


72 posted on 01/24/2006 9:17:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Go for the Blue Ribbon:

I actually do like Pabst Blue Ribbon...but still not as good as Palma Luoca.

73 posted on 01/24/2006 9:22:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you think this is a DUmmie visiting FR?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1564329/posts?page=14#14

74 posted on 01/24/2006 9:24:51 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am still in search of Flor de Caña rum here in St. Louis.

You still can't find it? I see it in lots of liquor stores down here. The 1.75 liter 4 year old clear Flor de Caña is only about $20 which is about the same price as that for regular Bacardi which, to me, tastes not much better than kerosene.

75 posted on 01/24/2006 9:25:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Bahbah
But we ARE building detention centers for them. They're called cafes. They're like a roach motel. Once a liberal has wandered into a cafe, he rarely comes out again.

But beware. They have built detention centers for us, too. They're called Home Depot, and they are very enticing.

76 posted on 01/24/2006 9:27:07 PM PST by wizardoz
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To: PJ-Comix
Why wait till they have power back? Why don't they do what they really want to do: go out and vandalize and assault people they disagree with. Oh yeah, we're the ones who are armed.
77 posted on 01/24/2006 10:14:22 PM PST by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Man! It's great to see these idiots so miserable! I feel a little like the pain and suffering experienced during the clintoon era is beginning to be compensated. THey really are miserable human beings who believe somehow or another they've been hurt. (Where's the hurt, poor baby?) I love it!


78 posted on 01/25/2006 1:13:08 AM PST by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: PJ-Comix

You need a pal in a neighboring state to take delivery of your Palma Louca, or lobby your state legislature.

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/beergeek/palola12br.html


79 posted on 01/25/2006 3:22:07 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The internet is a wonderful thing, and MO allows interstate shipment and importation of alcohol.

http://www.sudsandspirits.com/liquor/flordecana.php


80 posted on 01/25/2006 3:27:03 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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