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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2006 7:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I fell asleep early this evening and around the same time I dozed off, this DUmmie THREAD titled "Revenge When We Take Back Power" appeared. Well, I sure woke up fast when I spotted that thread and everybody else better WAKE UP as well. As Rush Limbaugh has said, when liberals are out of power they are FUnnie but when they are in power, they are DANGEROUS as you can see from their fantasies of REVENGE on this thread. Fortunately, Karl Rove has arranged for the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008 to prevent the return of the Democrats to power but we must remain ever vigilant to the DUmmie intentions. As usual the fantasies of the DUmmie Chekha are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes that others wake up to the DUmmie revenge fantasies, is in the [brackets]:

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

[Roving DUmmie Chekha bands will travel throughout country and take REVENGE on the EVIL Republicans for being conservative.

Yes. I want it. Use every tool the RW has exploited under the power of Shrub and turn it against them. Ten fold. Where to start?

[The DUmmie Chekhists, IF they ever return to power, would indict all the top Republicans and send them to the Hague as War Criminals. In DUmmieland this is considered a REASONABLE proposition.]

Now, they're building detention centers for us! It's time to treat this as a war, as Rove does. That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

IMO, Truth & Reconciliation Hearings might be best. People would have more of an inclination to cooperate and spill their guts that way.

[How generous of you. You won't send us to the Hague as War Criminals but ONLY if we confess to some sort of crimes against the DUmmies.]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

GOD, THIS IS FUN!!!!!

[A DUmmie having his version of "FUn" in the Alternate Reality.]

I don't think that would work since ex post facto laws are unconstitutional. But I guess this is just fantasy.

[As is the REST of this dopey thread.]

Revenge, AND plug up all the holes in the system that enable neofascism.

[A promotion for you in the Chekhist Commissariat.]

I WANT REVENGE for what they've put our country through. I want justice and restitution, call it what you will.

[How about if we call it "reparations" so you can sit in front of your keyboard for another 10 years without working.]

I was thinking we'd just shave all their heads. It worked for the French after WWII.

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

[Seek clinical help. NOW!]

Justice Must Be Done. What they have done to this country is unforgiveable. Once in power, we will need to use every tool possible to expose the crimes that have been committed against this country. There MUST be accountability.

[There is already accountability for your crazed rantings by publicizing them right here in the DUmmie FUnnies, Drool Mouth.]

There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

[It looks like your dirty T-shirt is soaking up your rabid foam.]

I doubt that power can be taken back in our lifetimes. Why should they give it up? They hold the cards. After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards. We won't get back to even, let alone control. Quit being silly, our democracy has been lost.

[Give up, NOW!]

I want CORRECTIVE tax rates on the wealthy! Bring back the top marginal rates before JFK lowered them in the 60's!

[Shhhh! Democrats, especially Ted Kennedy, HATE being reminded that it was JFK who lowered tax rates.]


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To: PJ-Comix

Hmm. According to Suds and Spirits.com, it's just "Alcoholic beverages cannot be shipped to Alabama, Georgia, Utah, Maryland, Michigan, Tennessee, Indiana, or Kentucky at this time."
So maybe you can order your beer.
This place sells it too:
http://www.tableandvine.com/search.html?query=palma+louca&search_submit=find


81 posted on 01/25/2006 3:33:44 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: wizardoz
They have built detention centers for us, too. They're called Home Depot

LOL.

82 posted on 01/25/2006 4:20:59 AM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: visualops

I can get the Palma Luoca for only $5 per six-pack. Amazingly the BEST beer out there is also one of the least expensive as well.


83 posted on 01/25/2006 4:35:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love it how they call us brownshirts and fascists, then turn around and have threads like this. They feel that since they are "persecuted", then they are justified in doing any action. School papaer prints something you don’t like? You are justified in stealing all copies and burning them, you have to block the fascist messages, or my personal favorite, sending people away to “tolerance” camps.


84 posted on 01/25/2006 4:48:58 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix
You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center...

Well, isn't it? I mean, Walmart actually requires you to, to, WORK! And, and, they probably have PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS! And those who don't live up to standards are HUMILIATED! (DUmmie shudder)...

85 posted on 01/25/2006 4:50:07 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: DJ MacWoW

yep


86 posted on 01/25/2006 4:53:21 AM PST by commonguymd (Momentum)
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To: COBOL2Java; PJ-Comix

Oh, I forgot the worst! That mean, facist [sic], capitalist pig Walmart supervisor gets MAD at you if you don't show up on time! He's not sympathetic to the fact that you spent all night on DU posting witty [sic], thoughtful [SIC] things!


87 posted on 01/25/2006 4:54:30 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: PJ-Comix
[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

We could ask Harry Belafonte. The hole in his skull hasn't grown over yet, apparently...


88 posted on 01/25/2006 5:06:43 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sounds like good stuff, I'll have to look for it. Thanks!


89 posted on 01/25/2006 5:11:18 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: COBOL2Java

I discovered Palma Luoca during a personal taste test. At a Latin market one day, I bought beers from all over South America to sample them. One bottle of each brand. Some were pretty good. However, when I got to the bottle of Palma Luoca, it was WAY BEYOND the other beers. So good that I thought I bought a freak bottle so I went back to the market to buy a six pack of the stuff. It wasn't a freak bottle. And ever since I have been a Palma Luoca drinker. No other beer comes close, IMHO.


90 posted on 01/25/2006 5:18:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Each time I read a DUmmie story, I get the feeling they are all either:

High School kids
"Permanent sophomores " at some college
Angry old hippies
Very rich kids playing with the computer dad gave then
Member of some minority that concentrates on being an "oppressed minority" rather then overcoming any problem they might have.
91 posted on 01/25/2006 5:25:12 AM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: MindBender26

I vote for all of the above. Gotta honor diversity, don-cha know...


92 posted on 01/25/2006 5:32:14 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: PJ-Comix

They've got a huge, MegaLoMart-type beer & wine store up here in Northern VA. Gonna have to stop by to check them out.


93 posted on 01/25/2006 5:33:34 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
Notice how they're never able to name the "damage" that President Bush has done. Just shriek away about Nazis and fascists....

I'm beginning to see why. They only shriek about Nazi's and fascists to justify their own REAL fascism. Shave Ann's head and tatoo a swastika on it? They sound more like Austria's Brownshirts than Americans.

94 posted on 01/25/2006 5:35:12 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
Have you ever heard of The Rude Guy? I heard about him on some men's rights boards. He's a strange mix of anti-feminist, anti-corporate, and anti-Bush podcasting out of Maui. He provides text of his podcasts at the site; which may be a good thing. Try as he might, he doesn't have a radio voice. His alleged life-style in a shack on the side of some volcano sounds interesting though.
95 posted on 01/25/2006 5:41:11 AM PST by TerryGale (Talk back to your radio at http://fantalkback2talkhosts.myfreeforum.org)
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To: All
BlogSpot slow as molasses AGAIN. It always seems to happen this time of the morning. Also I notice they are making some changes on their site so perhaps that is also the reason. Anyone else having similar problems?

Now back to working on the AM DUFU...

96 posted on 01/25/2006 5:43:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

Well, I don't know...people go INTO the Layaway section, but do they ever come OUT? And what happens to all the ones who drop off their cars for oil changes? Be afraid, be very afraid.

97 posted on 01/25/2006 5:46:33 AM PST by nina0113 (We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Classic DUmmieism...

DUmmie: I really hate, hate, hate those motherf***ing neocons. I hate them, I hate Chimpy McBushitler, I hate Rove, I hate Cheney, I hate their tax cuts, I hate their judges, I hate their agenda, I hate their war, I hate the stupid f***ing morons who f***ing vote for them, I hate everything about them.

Questioner: Why?

DUmmie: Because they're so full of hate.


98 posted on 01/25/2006 5:47:32 AM PST by kevkrom
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To: All

Not only is BlogSpot SLOW as molasses but it took me about 5 tries to upload an image. Something wrong over there. I do notice they are having an outage tonight to do some work on their site. Sure hope they can fix it because right now it is FRUSTRATING.


99 posted on 01/25/2006 5:51:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
No we don't love them, except maybe in a vaguely Christian sense in one of our mellowed out moods when we are particularly satisfied with President Bush, and feel forgiving. Rare for me with these folks.

These are the same people who brought down the Roman empire, and every great nation so far. They love their comforts to be provided by the taxpayer so that they can spend more time practicing their sexual perversions and thinking wild fantasies of an alternate reality where they are SOMEBODY: powerful, rich, and respected for the vast TOLERANCE and overall goodness.

I don't hate them, but I do despise and loathe them.
100 posted on 01/25/2006 5:53:38 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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