DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

One of my favorite Gary Larson cartoons shows a patient lying down on a couch in a psychiatrist's office. He is talking on and on and on. Next to him is the shrink writing on a notepad. And on the notepad is written: "Just plain NUTS!!!" That was how I felt about this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Bush, you WILL cry." The entire thread, led off by DUmmie Justice Is Comin is one long psychiatric rant by patients desperately in need of medical attention or just plain meds. Their anger and HATE puts them well into the realm of the clinically insane. (And speaking of mental problems, didn't a certain blowhard DUmmie have an appointment with a shrink yesterday following a meeting with his lawyer on Tuesday?) Fortunately for us, they have allowed what should have been private sessions with their shrinks be viewed in the public asylum known as DUmmieland for our entertainment pleasure. So let us now view the DUmmie screechings from the psychiatrist's couch in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, making notations of the insane ramblings on his pad, is in the [brackets]:

Bush, you WILL cry.

[If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye
It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry
When waking from a bad dream
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only false emotions that you feel.]

That smug arrogant laugh, that walk like you got crabs, that attitude like "oh please you insignificant peasant."

If the entire Webster's dictionary was nothing but swear words, it still wouldn't be enough for me to express my infinitesimal detesation for you. You're an errant egg hatched into a hybrid mutation of an ape and a disease.

The day they come to lock the handcuffs on you and drag you away, I'll chain myself to the closest object I can find next to the doors of Congress and stay there until they declare it a national holiday.

You think this NSA thing is funny. You have no clue you’re buried in felonies up to your neck. And felonies, you iniquitos puss bag are proscriptions of law. Don’t you see? Don't you realize the significance of your own party holding hearings in the United States Senate judiciary committee? This is not going to be a democrat only hearing held in the basement. These are going to be judicially legally competent democrat-republican questioners on this panel. They are going to have subpoena access. They're going to have briefcases full of testimony from the Conyers hearing. These hearings will be globally televised and they are going to show that you secretly, willfully, and unequivocally broke the law.

And the constitution says when the president breaks laws, he’s got a problem. Impeachment is not an inconvenience that you just dust off your veto pen and make it vanish. And it's not optional. It's MANDATORY!! When the president commits high crimes and misdemeanors, IMPEACHMENT is the remedy. And believe it or not you five foot pile of shit, you may not be laughing in a couple months.

You're like a slippery clammy, squiggly, bottom feeding eel. But a whistle blower hero bravely and possibly endangering his own life, gave us the blissfully and long prayed-for evidence that finally put the harpoon in your ass. And you unwittingly admitted the crime on national TV. You will cry. You've got crumbling ratings, more investigations underway than possibly any administration in history. Your once loyal minions are scattering in every direction.. They see the writing on the wall. The castle has been breeched.. Get ready asshole. The crying is coming.

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind the cloudy skies
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

Remember the familiar smugness and confident remarks of, "Ill be vindicated, I've done nothing wrong, this is partisan opportunism?" Yes, that was your buddy, Cunningham. who cried and cried and cried. Dabbing tears away with his hand in humiliation and shame for the world to witness. Now Mr. Abramhof has your chief legislation ramming dickhead Delay, primed and ready for that same perp walk. We're about to invert his smile and change his happy life. Then you're next. You’re going to feel the wrath of constitutional justice. You’re going to understand this country is not hostage to, or threatened by, any man.

We will reduce you to unfamiliar and long deserved humiliation. The deafening laughter will be heard around the world. And our tears of joy will overflow the streets.

We rose up and fought a f*cking revolution to get away from one King George like you. Twice, that day of declaration was read to cheering crowds and angelic ringing of church bells. Now we’re going to show you what 200 million angry Americans can do.

We’re coming to rescue our constitution. Check where you’re standing. Because you’re on the second story of a vacant lot. You’re going down!!

And you WILL cry !

[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Well now, remember sunshine can be found
Behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go right on and cry.]

Couldn't have said it better... I totally feel your detestation. I can't look at his chimplike face or hear his voice without filling with rage and hate, and I'm the most even-tempered, hate-free person I know. My feelings for him take me totally out of myself.

[Yes, you could'nt have said it any NUttier than DUmmie Justice Is Comin. Welcome to his Rubber Room.]

Never have I been so sickened by any past leader, ever, nor thought these days would ever come. Then again, * has made everything so surreal, so... right out of a fictional movie. Our worse nightmares are now real.

[Your nightmares are only about to BEGIN. Welcome to the Perfect Rovian Storm!]

They know justice is coming and I hope they all cry. They can cry as long as they want, as long as it's in a jail cell.

[You'll be crying bigtime in 2008 when you finally realize that Karl Rove put in the fix to make Hillary your nominee. Hee! Hee!]

Hope all of you are right - hope justice is coming. The world can't wait much longer.

[Don't worry. Lucy WON'T be pulling the football away the next time. Go ahead and give it a kick. Hee! Hee!]

God,(if you're out there)Please bless America one more time!

[LOL! A fervent DUmmie prayer to God...but only if He is out there.]

I want to see these neocon jerks *cry*! And not just Alito's wife. I have been alarmed by these people since Limbaugh came along & started turning conservatives into mindless, hateful sheep. This bunch has frustrated me & made me cry like no other. I want to turn the tables. I want them to suffer like I have. This is my punishment to them. I have no desire to turn fascist & put them into camps or whatever. I just want them to feel like I have felt. That is punishment enough.

[So Rush Limbaugh has made you suffer by spotlighting over the years your stupidity and now you want us to be punished by feeling the same pain as you. That would require that we be as STUPID as you in the first place to feel that pain so it WON'T be happening. Oh, and THANK YOU Rush Limbaugh for causing such angst among the DUmmies and the Liberals over the years.]

The frustration from this administration feels like a slow death.

[However, your brain cells are dying a quick death.]

Will Laura Bush cry on cue during the impeachment hearings?

[Yes, she will cry a few tears of sympathy at the impeachment hearings of Jay Rockefeller for leaking top secret information that has harmed the national security.]

There is not enough space in my body for the hatred I have towards *.

[And a MERRY FITZMAS to you!]

2006 will be a repeat of 2002. 2008 will echo 2004 and 2000. We're F*CKED. If the USA needs a revolution, who's going to fight it? The DEMOCRATS??? Puh-leez-a.

[Give up...NOW!!!]

Bush is only a few steps from an uprising against him. The part of me that loves suspense and craves righteous vigilantism actually hopes for Bush to take those final few steps. Come on Bush... CROSS THIS LINE. And then see what we're going to do to you.

[Methinks you already did CROSS THIS LINE...into the realm of the irrational.]

Man, I so want to be there for the revolution. But I have an appointment with my dentist that day. Damnit. Could somebody revolutionize for me?

[DUmmie Justice Is Comin will be happy to revolutionize for you..from the 'puter keyboard deep in the darkness of his parents' basement.]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the door of the White House, and the halls of Congress!

[Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the doors of the Emergency Room, and the halls of the Mental Health Clinic!]

BUT, what if there really IS a revolution and not enough of us come??? Can WE,THE PEOPLE,decide to keep at bay the lilly-livered politicians, starting with the so-called democrats??? PUHLEEZE???????????????

[PUHLEEZE??????????????? Can we confine our Bolshevik Revolution to just flat out nutcases like ourselves? PUHLEEZE???????????????]

I'm not so sure. Do psychopaths or sociopaths cry?

[Based on what I've read on this NUttie thread, the answer is YES.]

[kenth]

"Bush is only a few steps from an uprising against him. The part of me that loves suspense and craves righteous vigilantism actually hopes for Bush to take those final few steps. Come on Bush... CROSS THIS LINE. And then see what we're going to do to you."


One more step, just one more step, and we'll hold a sit-in. We might even chant. Don't mess with us.

[Petronski]

Today he stood, but did not say the Pledge, as he always does.

As he always does what? Stand? Or "not say the Pledge" or "stand without saying the pledge?" Or maybe he meant "did not say the Pledge [the way] he always does" as in "although he usually does..."

Perhaps the DUmmies still haven't mastered English grammar, but at least they are [some of them are] walking upright. That's a good start.

[epow]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the door of the White House, and the halls of Congress!

This Luther come lately DUmmy wants to post his 95 feces.

Clever line, and it accurately describes the content of the moonbat's rant.

[Petronski]

"We're just TEN DOLLARS from you seeing what we're going to do to you."


Damn, that DUmmy grammar is hard to simulate.

[pitbully]

Ping

[Petronski]

I let it slide the first time she said something to him and I told him he had OUR permission to NOT say the pledge and if she made a snide remark again, she would hear from me.

Try 'decline' or 'refuse.' As in "He had OUR permission to decline participating in the pledge" or "He had OUR permission to refuse to say the pledge."

[epow]

but at least they are [some of them are] walking upright. That's a good start.

It is. And it will be even better when they progress to the stage where their knuckles don't leave irregular lines in the sand when they move about.

[kenth]

I'm sure in the realm of DUmmies, or at least their own home, that one is the most even tempered and hate free. But, then again, I envision a house full of people running in circles, pulling hair and letting loose with the primal screams.

[confederacy of dunces]

Sheesh. I especially like the part where they beat up on the DUmmie who confesses to playing kick-the-can at age twelve rather than going to peace marches.</sarc>

Kick the can is fun, especially after dark

:)

[COBOL2Java]

That's a good graphic, but I think DU resembles a painting of Hell by Hieronymous Bosch...

[gardencatz]

Come on Bush... CROSS THIS LINE. And then see what we're going to do to you.

I'm guessing they'll do what they always do with their pitiful attempt at righteous indignation and bravery from their basement keyboard...just move the line a little further back and whine and moan because no one is doing ANYTHING to stop this evil regime.

[Barset]

Will is in Massachusetts. Debauching minors is a civil right there. No harm, no foul.

[kingu]

This joker may want to actually consult a real dictionary before trying to impress us with his prodigious lexicon. Unless he only has a very, very small aversion to W.

It is rather difficult to take someone seriously when, in the same sentence, they refer to a dictionary and then use the same tome as a booster seat to reach the keyboard rather than look up the definition of a word.

[kenth]

That reminds me of the thread in which one of them was whining for Castro to invade and save us from the eeeeevill Bush.

[Purrcival]

God,(if you're out there)Please bless America one more time!

Sorry lady but it would actually take an act of God for Bush to be elected a third time.

...or we could call for the 22nd Amendment to be repealed. :-)

[Purrcival]

The problem when they turn violent is that they don't fight you face to face but they slash your tires or break your car windshield.

...or deface a Diebold truck...

[Purrcival]

The one I hear most often though is "F--- Bush."

You know those little square black bumper stickers that have a large "W" in the middle with "The President" underneath at the bottom of the sticker? I saw a DUmmie driving an SUV with a similar sticker, only it replaced the "W" with an "F".

[imskylark]

"They should not be allowed to breed."

Don't worry. They abort.

[decal]

"Kewpie doll candidate here, PJ."

Lousy Freeper Troll a la agent provocateur - I'd bet $10k on it...

[rockrr]

"iniquitos"

Aren't those the Chili-Cheese Tortilla chips? ;'}