Goo Che, Goo Che, Goo...
Posted on 10/11/2005 8:39:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Castro sure does listen to those "worker's committees on the factory floor", doesn't he? I mean they were offered those nice rice cookers a couple months ago.
I have long suspected that among the garden variety morons populating the DU, there are foreign intrests promoting revolution and violence.
However I suspect that DUmmieville is closely monitored by the good guys.
Backwards squalor, dis-incentivized entrepeneurs, no risk-taking ventures that create productivity and profits, poor jobs, little room for advancement, the squashing of ideas, leadership, and creativity. . . .
Re: the "dictatorship of the proletariat:
Woman: I didn't know we had a king... I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're foolin' yourself. We're livin' in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
Woman: (interrupting) Oh there you go, bringing class into it again...
Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would...
Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-cynicalist commune. We take it in turns to sort of act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Arthur: Yes I see.
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]
Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressin' me? You saw it, didn't you?
That's music to DUmmie ears.
I believe Lenin refered to those types as "useful idiots."
If the "workers" at McDonald's made all the decisions, the service would be even worse than it already is. I'd rather have the wrong hamburger than no hamburger at all.
Judi Lynn loves her some commie dictators. I see her on all the dictators-R-great threads.
I wonder why she doesn't move to one of those great enlightened countries?
He's waiting for that DUAC phone call. So much to do!
Goo Che, Goo Che, Goo...
Hey, I stole it from Fintan! :)
Aleida Guevara March
Helen of Thomas?
I've been laughing at this ever since I saw it. Every now and then the image will cross my mind and it cracks me up all over again.
Good work Fintan!
It's amazing how the legend of Che lives on, almost 40 years after his death. Just goes to show you what a little sex appeal will do for ya even after you're dead.
I love that Che's Toes gif!
Che-Mart has also done outstanding work in ridiculing that mass-murdering communis coward.
"Guevara is a true hero who sacrificed his life for the people of the world."
LOL. How many people of the world did he execute?
Looks like the guy who just emptied my septic tank.
Yes, in Cuba they have VOTER-TERRIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!
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