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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-05 ("Roberts' eyes have no soul")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was inclined to support the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice to the Supreme Court but now the DUmmies have come up with a convincing reason not to allow him onto the court in this THREAD titled, "Roberts' eyes have no soul." Yup! Forget get any legal reasons as qualifications. Roberts' eyes have no soul so this is definitely the deal killer. Actually it is quite amusing to read all the reasons the DUmmiecrats have for keeping Roberts off the High Court. Ooooh! Oooooh! He hasn't experienced enough failure in his life! Sound like a mental case DUmmie? Actually it was Richard Cohen who came up with this gem in his Washington Post column. So let us read the unreasoned analysis by the DUmmies for keeping Roberts off the Supreme Court in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent who thinks Justice Ginsburg should have been kept off the Court for having thin souless ugly lips, is in the [brackets]:

Roberts' eyes have no soul.

[But his eyebrows are warm and fuzzy.]

They are empty. Take a close look. They are void of expression...look into them and it's as if they are endless. Empty. IMO, even though his eyes are physically appealing, there is something about them that is chilling. Check it out.

[Son of Satan or Son of Sam?]

What I don't care for.. ...is that he keeps doing the pursed-lips tight-eyebrows look...not unlike the president does when you know there's very little or nothing going on in his head. Not sure if it's meant to look humble or innocent or what, but it's bothersome to me.

[Yeah, that plus the ear twitching is enough to keep Roberts off the High Court.]

The dead eyes of a shark?

[Or the DUmmie Coyote who constantly gets the Acme Co. packages exploding in his face.]

Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and does not extend to his eyes at all.He can sit their like that all day cause he knows he does not have to answer anything, and he walks into the job...he has been promised.My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

[What does your girl radar tell you about the phony smile of Hillary coupled with her Killer Shark eyes?]

I think it's premature to be saying that Roberts is souless.

[I say let's go ahead and jump to conclusions as always.]

I think Roberts and Bush are programmed. What else can it be? Unless......

[No "unless." They are obviously programmed by Karl Rove.]

I'm not sure it helps us who are progressive to be making superficial... judgments of our opponents. I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."Let's hit Roberts on his positions.

[No. I say we go with the DUmmie flow and stick with the superficial crap.]

It is simply an observation. And no...I strongly disagree. Your eyes are the windows to what is inside...When I see vacancy...it is of concern to me.

[There is a permanent Vacancy sign at the DUmmieland Motel.]

He has those cold watery eyes you're right. He's really spooky, gives me chills up my spine.

[Just wait until John Roberts bites your neck.]

thus begins the reign of the shark people.

[Deep beneath the surface of the earth there exists a race of tiny shark people.]

I'm more worried about his aura.

[Aura vs Soulessness? Which will keep Roberts off the Supreme Court?]

I'm sorry guys, but I don't hate him I saw him on TV today and he didn't seem inherently evil or that he was trying to be anything but himself.Please, tell me why we should hate this man, and not because Shrub appointed him, that's not the best reason I'm sure.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dummies; johnroberts; whassup
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yeah, well, I can hope. Doubt he'll be interested in two years anyway.


101 posted on 09/14/2005 11:59:52 AM PDT by kingu (Draft Fmr Senator Fred Thompson for '08.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
PING!

I don't know how it happened but I forgot to PING this one yesterday. Most likely I was pre-occupied by the idiot in the computer room behind me that was hacking up phlegm and making all sorts of REALLY disgusting sounds.

102 posted on 09/14/2005 2:17:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mick Jagger was in the computer room with you?


103 posted on 09/14/2005 2:20:10 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("When it's not easy pickings, they'll go somewhere else." -- NO property owner)
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To: PJ-Comix

You might want to ping "radioproducer" He asked about getting on the pinglist during the Tony Snow live thread this morning. You might get some publicity from Tony.


104 posted on 09/14/2005 2:23:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Somebody needs to find the video of Joe Biden having a complete mental breakdown during a Senate hearing during the 80s. It happened when he was grilling George Schultz about something. Absolutely INCREDIBLE video. Even Biden later said that he was incredibly embarrassed when he watched it later. If Biden is for some strange reason nominated by the Democrats in '08, that video MUST be shown to the public.


105 posted on 09/14/2005 2:24:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
See, PJ forgot to ping us! He's probably sitting in his jacuzzi down there in DUFU Mansion, rubbing elbows with the beautiful people and drinking drinks with little umbrellas in them...

More like some guy behind me in the libary computer room loudly hacking up phlegm. Those disgusting sounds do tend to divert your attention from whatever it is you are doing.

106 posted on 09/14/2005 2:26:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I cannot believe that this raging egotist thinks he has a chance.

Does Biden HONESTLY not know how annoying and pompous he is?


107 posted on 09/14/2005 2:28:00 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("When it's not easy pickings, they'll go somewhere else." -- NO property owner)
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To: PJ-Comix

Phlegmballs with little umbrellas in them...


108 posted on 09/14/2005 2:29:13 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("When it's not easy pickings, they'll go somewhere else." -- NO property owner)
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To: Watery Tart
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #730.

And I usually do PING everybody on the PING LIST except in cases when my attention is diverted away by somebody behind me in the computer room making really disgusting sounds while hacking up pints of phlegm.

109 posted on 09/14/2005 2:30:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I saw this DUFU last night. I thought *sob* *sniff* that it was just me that wasn't ((((pinged))))).


110 posted on 09/14/2005 2:33:50 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: cripplecreek; radioproducer
You might want to ping "radioproducer" He asked about getting on the pinglist during the Tony Snow live thread this morning. You might get some publicity from Tony.

No draftees in my PING List. He has to volunteer.

111 posted on 09/14/2005 2:34:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Does Biden HONESTLY not know how annoying and pompous he is?

"This much?"


112 posted on 09/14/2005 2:35:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Biden his time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

That should do it.


113 posted on 09/14/2005 2:36:26 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That's all right, crap happens. Just strange to see your thread w/o getting pinged.

Take nyquil with you until you get a new computer!!!
114 posted on 09/14/2005 2:37:56 PM PDT by Springman
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To: Choose Ye This Day

That guy was the most DISGUSTING person since the Howard Johnson Noseblower when I was a kid. It happened when I was about 7 and we were on the road. We stopped at a Howard Johnson for breakfast at the counter. The guy next to us kept loudly blowing his nose into his plate. I mean he just would NOT stop. Even my dad, who has an incredibly strong stomach, couldn't eat his breakfast.


115 posted on 09/14/2005 2:38:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
No, more like THIS much:


116 posted on 09/14/2005 2:39:36 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Does Biden HONESTLY not know how annoying and pompous he is?

Not sure but even Biden said he was embarrassed by his mental meltdown in the Senate hearing when he went berserk quizzing George Schultz. It would be great if somebody could find that video.

117 posted on 09/14/2005 2:39:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

OMG he bit a lip off. Sharks have NO lips Eeeeeee.


118 posted on 09/14/2005 2:41:02 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Purrcival

OT but did anyone see South Park last night. It was the episode where Cartman joins NAMBLA because he want more mature friends. Absolutely HILARIOUS. One of the BEST episodes!!!


119 posted on 09/14/2005 2:44:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: confederacy of dunces; PJ-Comix
My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

So, apparently, is a certain photographer's:


120 posted on 09/14/2005 2:44:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (This story has legs.)
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