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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-05 ("Roberts' eyes have no soul")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was inclined to support the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice to the Supreme Court but now the DUmmies have come up with a convincing reason not to allow him onto the court in this THREAD titled, "Roberts' eyes have no soul." Yup! Forget get any legal reasons as qualifications. Roberts' eyes have no soul so this is definitely the deal killer. Actually it is quite amusing to read all the reasons the DUmmiecrats have for keeping Roberts off the High Court. Ooooh! Oooooh! He hasn't experienced enough failure in his life! Sound like a mental case DUmmie? Actually it was Richard Cohen who came up with this gem in his Washington Post column. So let us read the unreasoned analysis by the DUmmies for keeping Roberts off the Supreme Court in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent who thinks Justice Ginsburg should have been kept off the Court for having thin souless ugly lips, is in the [brackets]:

Roberts' eyes have no soul.

[But his eyebrows are warm and fuzzy.]

They are empty. Take a close look. They are void of expression...look into them and it's as if they are endless. Empty. IMO, even though his eyes are physically appealing, there is something about them that is chilling. Check it out.

[Son of Satan or Son of Sam?]

What I don't care for.. ...is that he keeps doing the pursed-lips tight-eyebrows look...not unlike the president does when you know there's very little or nothing going on in his head. Not sure if it's meant to look humble or innocent or what, but it's bothersome to me.

[Yeah, that plus the ear twitching is enough to keep Roberts off the High Court.]

The dead eyes of a shark?

[Or the DUmmie Coyote who constantly gets the Acme Co. packages exploding in his face.]

Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and does not extend to his eyes at all.He can sit their like that all day cause he knows he does not have to answer anything, and he walks into the job...he has been promised.My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

[What does your girl radar tell you about the phony smile of Hillary coupled with her Killer Shark eyes?]

I think it's premature to be saying that Roberts is souless.

[I say let's go ahead and jump to conclusions as always.]

I think Roberts and Bush are programmed. What else can it be? Unless......

[No "unless." They are obviously programmed by Karl Rove.]

I'm not sure it helps us who are progressive to be making superficial... judgments of our opponents. I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."Let's hit Roberts on his positions.

[No. I say we go with the DUmmie flow and stick with the superficial crap.]

It is simply an observation. And no...I strongly disagree. Your eyes are the windows to what is inside...When I see vacancy...it is of concern to me.

[There is a permanent Vacancy sign at the DUmmieland Motel.]

He has those cold watery eyes you're right. He's really spooky, gives me chills up my spine.

[Just wait until John Roberts bites your neck.]

thus begins the reign of the shark people.

[Deep beneath the surface of the earth there exists a race of tiny shark people.]

I'm more worried about his aura.

[Aura vs Soulessness? Which will keep Roberts off the Supreme Court?]

I'm sorry guys, but I don't hate him I saw him on TV today and he didn't seem inherently evil or that he was trying to be anything but himself.Please, tell me why we should hate this man, and not because Shrub appointed him, that's not the best reason I'm sure.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dummies; johnroberts; whassup
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To: PJ-Comix

To: PJ-Comix
Please add me to your ping list for DUmmie FUnnies.

I can now enjoy the moonbats at DiminutiveUnderparts without actually going there in person!

Thanx!

142 posted on 09/08/2005 1:59:53 AM CDT by Watery Tart ("Before I can embrace freedom, I should be aware of what duties I have." ~~ Vince Lombardi)
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Oh, please add me! I promise to be a good little conservative!

*bats eyelashes, hoping to look just a little bereft*
*sniff*



81 posted on 09/14/2005 2:43:11 AM PDT by Watery Tart ("First, New Orleans Mayor Ray Naga… Nogg… Nagg… Not gonna work here anymore, anyway!" ~~Bob)
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To: PJ-Comix


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What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
82 posted on 09/14/2005 4:01:25 AM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He looks like he's about to make love to the camera.


83 posted on 09/14/2005 4:05:15 AM PDT by billybudd
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To: PJ-Comix
fill the screen with lots of hot nekkid or near nekkid chicks.

Is this going to be Girls Gone Wild - DUmmie Edition?
84 posted on 09/14/2005 4:07:19 AM PDT by billybudd
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
Wow!! In before the "offical" ping for the first time ever!! Does it still count even though you pinged me Charles? Anyhoo, thanks for the ping. This is the first thread I read this morning, before anyone else got here. That's good, because I'm laughing almost too hard to type, and there's no one to hear me.

WTH is girl radar, anyway?

85 posted on 09/14/2005 6:36:51 AM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Don't forget the cheese!)
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To: PJ-Comix

What, no ping?

I had to find this gem all on my own BEFORE coffee.


86 posted on 09/14/2005 6:39:12 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I Remember)
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To: confederacy of dunces
WTH is girl radar, anyway?

I think it helps them locate the nearest shoe sales.

SD

87 posted on 09/14/2005 6:56:35 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

Heh. That must be it. I don't have any. I guess that explains my shoes.


88 posted on 09/14/2005 8:15:45 AM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Don't forget the cheese!)
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To: PJ-Comix
For the Vodcast which I ultimately want to do I would like to take advantage of South Florida's natural resources and fill the screen with lots of hot nekkid or near nekkid chicks. Maybe even do some of the show from a jacuzzi filled with the same women. I know lots of women who would JUMP at any chance to get into Showbiz
 
So is this what is known as "fringe benefits" or what? I volunteer for Technical Assistant!

89 posted on 09/14/2005 9:26:14 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm more worried about his aura.

His aura looks fine to me:


90 posted on 09/14/2005 9:33:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Aural exam.)
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To: PJ-Comix
His eyes look not-so-bloodshot today. Biden's speeches must have helped him get caught up on sleep:


91 posted on 09/14/2005 9:37:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Biden's speeches": Does he write his own these days?)
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To: kingu
Draft Fmr Senator Fred Thompson for '08.

Fred doesn't look too interested:


92 posted on 09/14/2005 9:40:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Draft Biden's hair-weave guy to go with him.)
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To: confederacy of dunces
Wow!! In before the "offical" ping for the first time ever!! Does it still count even though you pinged me Charles?

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping! That PJ-Comix ping! So you are still in before the ping!

93 posted on 09/14/2005 11:07:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is the King of Ping.)
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To: decal
Now, THIS guy had soul...

He may have had soul, but...


(Yes, I know its photoshopped)

94 posted on 09/14/2005 11:20:52 AM PDT by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: decal
Now, THIS guy had soul...

He may have had soul, but...


(Yes, I know its photoshopped)

95 posted on 09/14/2005 11:22:16 AM PDT by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Tatze

Crap, sorry about the double post. It didnt show up, even after repeated refreshes.


96 posted on 09/14/2005 11:23:04 AM PDT by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping!

Doowah, doowah, doowah, doowah, doowah, doowaaaaaaahhh!

Snicker.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

97 posted on 09/14/2005 11:26:34 AM PDT by confederacy of dunces (Don't forget the cheese!)
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To: Tatze; decal
I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."

Biden trying to show he's got soul:

"Hallelujuah, brother! Can I get a witness?! I ain't one o' dose shark people!"

98 posted on 09/14/2005 11:34:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("I'm a soul man!")
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To: PJ-Comix

"Good! Now put these little spectacles over those cold watery
eyes, so we don't get chills up and down our spine!"

99 posted on 09/14/2005 11:38:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spinal Tag.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Don't look at me like that!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "But . . . . ."
"I warned you! Don't give me that shark look!" . . . . . "But, but . . ."
"Now you can take you and your aura and those
eyes of yours and march right on out of this room!"

100 posted on 09/14/2005 11:57:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I thought justice was supposed to be blind.)
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