Posted on 07/08/2005 6:22:39 AM PDT by writer33
Washington—In a stunning, White House-busting development, Rep. John Conyers, D-MI, has insisted that Karl Rove be marched to Gitmo till he reveals that he’s the source of the leak uncovering CIA agent Valerie Plame.
In a letter that is now being circulated in the U.S. House of Representatives, the Michigan Democrat cited recent reports that Rove discussed Plame with Time magazine reporter Matthew Cooper before she was outed as a CIA agent in July 2003, conclusively linking Rove as the new ‘Deep Throat’ and this case as the Watergate of its day.
The Conyer letter urges Bush to require Rove to either come forward immediately to explain his role in the Valerie Plame matter or for him to resign from the administration. But Conyers has upped the ante and is insisting that President Bush take immediate action or resign as President of the United States. He demands that Rove is immediately sent to Gitmo to get a taste of his own torture medicine.
“That information includes,” Conyers stated, “Vice President Cheney—what he knew and when he knew it—Time reporter Matt Cooper, and the involvement of President Bush, as well as how deep Mr. Bush’s involvement runs. It was only a matter of time before this administration shot itself in the foot. Democrats have been patient for over four years, but we’re not gonna take this kind of corruption at the highest levels. Send Rove to Gitmo now, Mr. Bush! It’s time to take out the garbage!”
Three weeks ago Conyers staged a mock impeachment hearing based on the so-called Downing Street Memo, which purports to show that Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, only serving as another nail in a long line of nails in the coffin of the administration.
“This is almost eerie as to how it compares to Watergate,” noted Howard Dean, Democratic National Committee Chairman and former presidential candidate. “W. Mark Felt—a high level government source like Rove—brought down a president. Nixon was in a quagmire. Bush is in a quagmire. Nixon tried triangulation. Rove tried triangulation. The media gave an assist to Felt. The media is giving an assist to Rove. It would all be so creepy if it wasn’t great news! I’m with Representative Conyers. Send him down to Gitmo! That’s what happens when you practice the culture of corruption!”
The saga continued as New York Times reporter Judith Miller was sent to jail Wednesday after a federal judge declared that she was “defying the law” for refusing to divulge the name of a confidential source. The action by the judge virtually sealed Karl Rove’s fate, dooming him to a concrete cell where torture is the order of the day.
Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, said that the revelation really wasn’t a surprise. “These kinds of dirty, underhanded tactics were common place during the 2004 campaign. This was all under the tutelage of Karl Rove. If only the people would’ve listened then!”
“Not to emphasize Tom Delay, but it’s time to bring the hammer down on Karl Rove. Hi ho, Hi ho, it’s off to Gitmo Karl Rove goes,” fired Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA, in the middle of polishing off a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Despite the enormous odds and overwhelming lack of evidence, the Democrats and mainstream media will stop at nothing to send Karl Rove to Guantannamo Bay Prison. “No amount of rain, sleet or fear of jail will stop us from our current mission,” stated former 60 Minutes anchor Dan Rather. “From anonymous sources to falsified memos, Democrats in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory! We will break the fascist grip on the White House, ruining a legacy!”
Drats! We had hoped those London bombs would serve to take attention away from Karl Rove, but those pesky liberals will not be dissuaded. Foiled again!!!
I long for the good old days of 1865, when proud, victorious Republicans knew how to deal properly with the eternally treasonous, evil democrats. From left to right on the gallows: early versions of Boxer, Conyers, Durbin, George Soros and Micheal Moore.
When Miller is Cuked in her so called PROGRESSIVE Jail where there are no DOORS I'll laugh my arse off when see finally admits Administration Offical JOE WILSON!~}
conyers is castro's mouthpiece.
Ahhh, so this is satire. With the hysteric rants the dems have been spouting off with lately, it's hard to tell anymore!
BTTT!!!!!!!
I don't know about Michael Moore. Could 19th Century technology produce a rope strong enough to hold his weight?
Quoth "Jihad John" Conyers:
"I had been remiss in thanking the activists at Democratic Underground for a while. I have corrected that oversight. From Ohio to Downing Street, they have always been there when it mattered."
Conyers should be sentenced to do time in Deeeetroit.
He looted the city and the state and complains about Gitmo.... Gitreal.
LOL
The loathsome and evil Ted Kennedy would also present problems.
Will somebody please put this crybaby, horse's a$$ on a space ship and send him to Mars?
There has been way too many satire pieces posted lately.
Conyers is a Commie Scumbag.
Conyers is proof that Those that voted for him are dumber than Rocks!
/chrisdavis
Conyers' constituents need to recall this wacko, immediately. He is not only an embarrassment in the Congress, he is criminal.
vaudine
Just do a "Lincoln", suspend the writ and send conyers, kennedy and the rest of the gene pool slime to gitmo for the duration.
This proves that Conyers is a bigger hole than previously thought.
The problem with satirizing Democrats is that the reality all ready outstrips the fiction. You can't easily tell what's real and what isn't. They've moved into the realm of self-parody.
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