Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, How is Andy doing? at 6:50 AM this morning was enter cancer into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdys supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning cancer, is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[Youve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasnt slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruths Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST pancreatic cancer patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that chemotherapy is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Dont hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Dont give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful careful. It is okay to use the vague term thing but DONT use the word cancer or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdys next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
You know, I give up (almost).
I'm starting to think the round red one went to Lourdes.
For a new dress?
Not familiar with Lourdes.
Okay, I'll try this again. The host, Matt Maloid introduced Andy by saying that he had cancer surgery, of the pancreas. Then Matt said he (Andy) raised a lot of money for it.
Andy gets on a describes his surgery...tthey removed a tumor the size of a golf ball in the top of his pancreas, they removed his gallbladder, they removed his duadenom, they removed (or part of, I can't remember) his small intestines. He has an 18 inch scar. he said they made him get up and walk the next day.
The host brought up the bumps along the way (meaning FR et al). Andy says we are still not leaving him alone. Andy says any publicity is good and the host says not if it's on a wanted poster.
I got bored and turned it off at this point.
There was a post at DU from goodboy, dated Feb.19 that said he talked to Andy yesterday(Feb 18) and he was going in that day to have his gallbladder removed. Remember the billing from the hospital in WA that had the service dates of Feb 18? It had something "blacked out" that cost $825.00. Plus I think it showed a stent was put in. Everyone wanted to know what was "blacked out". If they took the gallbladder out that day, why did the radiation report dated May 11 say that the gallbladder was normal?
It is interesting that a scam artist like this has gotten such a pass and has created such an almost aura in DUmmieland! The truth will out, though, and you will be there to see that it happens!
Gotta go for the night--it will be interesting to continue the saga and see what comes down. I don't expect to see RRO be canonized any time soon! LOL!
Well, perhaps he has 3 of them then.
One was removed in February. One was fine. One was removed in the modified super duper whamo blamo mini-whipple.
I went through my mandatory - at least, in the 70's - "liberal" phase when I was in college. Then as I got a job and started earning money and being taxed and learning about real life, I started moving "right".
I considered myself to be a "moderate", but I signed up on DU after the 2000 election. I did NOT share their anger over the 2000 election (in fact, I had voted for Bush, even though I was not registered as a Republican at that time). I simply found their anger interesting. I wasn't there to disrupt, just discuss. But they were constantly accusing me of being a Freeper, when I wasn't - had never even heard of this site, actually, until they mentioned it - and all I had done was disagree with them. The thing that really drove me away from DU was the vitriol. They seemed to be so blinded by hatred that it distorted their thinking. The ironic thing was that they were accusing those who disagreed with them of being filled with hate, when it was they who were really displaying the hatred. The Barbara Olsen thread was just disgusting. I couldn't believe that anyone could actually be glad that someone had died in that way, simply because that person had a different political perspective. I had watched Barbara on TV on several occasions, and she was nothing like the demon they described. The LIHOP/MIHOP/Paul-Wellstone-was-murdered conspiracy theories were just off the wall. They banned one of their long-term members who was a solid Democrat, but not as far left as many of them, for what appeared to be no reason other than he was not "left" enough. And he was one of the "reasonable" ones that I had respected. I finally just had enough and stopped posting, although I continued to lurk from time to time. I never posted any "goodbye DU" opus. My account over there has been dormant for a couple of years.
Now I am definitely a conservative. My perspective has simply changed as I've grown older and gained experience. I guess that's the only way I can explain it. I didn't sign up on FR until late 2004, however.
I did it twice. Hooked on Phonics is no my friend!
Hokked on Phonics is not my friend! Sheesh!
Lourdes, a Roman Catholic shrine in France, where the ill are miraculously cured, the crippled made whole.
Now, being Roman Catholic myself, I'm not going to disparage the possibility of miracles--far from it--but it does seem to me that with so many DUmmies believing in psychics, astrology, numerology, phrenology, tarot, ouija boards, witchology, fairies and leprechauns, surely they would find nothing preposterous in miracle cures at religious shrines.
Well, he does have a lot of gall.
Being other than Catholic I thought Lourdes was an insurance company and shopping store empire.
lol
Thanks. I wonder if there are any Democrat messageboards/websites that aren't so hate & conspiracy filled? I would never suggest to any Democrat to participate at DU. It would be embarrassing to me to suggest.
DUodenum
Undie is going to be in DC for a teach-in, only a couple of weeks after major surgery? No way!!!
Oops, you did it again.
No idea about any other Democratic message boards. I found DU by accident. I did a web search on the 2000 election and found (now-defunct) countercoup.org, and followed some links and ended up on DU.
The host then said that he was sure Andy had done a lot of research on this and undoubtly knew that the chances for survival weren't good. Very low.
Hmmmmm.
I have appointed myself the comedy relief for tonight! LOL
I bet he will; he can't let the folks wanting to be "taught" by VoteDistrustUSA down.
He's a trouper, the round red one.
On an airplane all the time.
Seattle-Nashville-Seattle-Baltimore-Columbus-Baltimore-Lourdes-Seattle-Washington, D.C.
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