DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

Omigosh, those people are LOONS!

[CAluvdubya]

That all sounds like very entertaining reading. I didn't even know they had an astrology forum! I gotta go see it.

[sharkhawk]

It's amazing, we have a close race in WA that we know the Pubbie won, we go to court, try to prove the case on actual evidence. They have psychics telling them they really won, the tarot cards prove it. Then some other idiot chimes in that she had a vision that something big is going to happen and throw Bush out of office.

[Purrcival]

Go to Discussion Forums\DU Groups\Astrology,Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group.

Have fun! :-D

[CAluvdubya]

I'm having a hard time seeing through my tears of laughter!

[Purrcival]

Evidence? We don't need no steenkin' evidence!

[Purrcival]

9 of swords, ace of cups -- I wonder which suit is "trump"?
:-D

[CAluvdubya]

This stuff is just too much!

has anyone else "picked up" any info on who our next Pres. will be? All together now......start your channeling now! LOL

[Purrcival]

Check out this thread ("The June Planets"):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x7806

Bolton and DeLay both get a mention.

[CAluvdubya]

Saturn is about to begin its conjunction of Inaugural IC

Is this really even a sentence? Frist and Bolton better lay low until June 28th! BWAHAHAHA!

[REDWOOD99]

Good Lord! No wonder this country is in the shape it's in being infested with this vermin.

[decal]

Bookmarking the moon into the seventh house...

[Purrcival]

Then there's this gem from Pallas180:

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Pallas180 (1000+ posts) Fri Jun-03-05 12:05 AM
Response to Original message

4. June 5 Jupiter goes direct at 8 Libra

Edited on Fri Jun-03-05 12:14 AM by Pallas180
Star of Vindemiatrix

Anybody have Bolton's chart?

With Jupiter direct, a legal decision on him should be coming up.

On Edit, well who has DeLay's chart, that's another legal decision coming up. Gee, maybe his indictment will come down.

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Followed by another post from the same DUmmie:

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heck, watch out when Uranus goes direct over that 10 Pisces in Hurricane season.

Warning. Warning. I now have Uranus Square Mars right into next year.

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[Purrcival]

And Jupiter is aligning with Mars on my bookmark.

Good night, all!

[CAluvdubya]

Thank you for entertaining me tonight! LOL

Good night.

[Misty Memory]

It will be interesting to see if any DUmmies enter that forum.

No DUmmie sightings so far in the Silence of the Scams forum. There are a couple of nemes I don't recognize, but they haven't introduced themselves yet.

[Duke Nukum]

I remember a long, long time ago, there was an astrology thread on Hitlery's natal chart on FR. It was so long ago, I doubt it is in the archive.

I wish I could remember enough to post something intellegent about it, but I do not even remember who did the chart.

[gardencatz]

Bummer! Always miss all the fun! Had to give up my computer for a while...my son's having problems with his and had to find a couple of articles for sociology tomorrow...on, get this...gender identity and public restrooms. Evidently this is the new PC "cause" on college campuses. Having unisex bathrooms seems to be the pc solution: HIS, HERS, & WHATEVER. Poor kid, he didn't know whether to laugh or be disgusted or both.

Having very little experience with male restrooms myself (and trying to be the helpful mother...LOL), I said in my innocent mom voice, "Well, honey, don't you think it would be a little awkward to have someone next to you who was there because they "felt" like a man or a guy in a dress because they couldn't use the women's room...isn't it better if they have a restroom of their own?"

He said "MOM (you know the voice...I really DON'T want to talk about this stuff with my mother), we don't exactly stand around and look at each other."

I said, "Well don't you think you'd notice a 6' blonde in a red dress and heels standing next to you lifting his dress?"

He said, "Geez mom, where do you come up with this stuff. I gotta do my homework!" Went into his room and haven't seen him since. I love boys...they embarrass so easy!!

Of course with everything its been through today, my computer is going to have to be steam cleaned.

Cindie

[Duke Nukum]

I just noticed your tag line! Dr Phibes is one of my favorites! I also like Theater of Blood a lot too, Shakespeare, Vincent Price, Diana Rigg, what more could you ask for in a film?

[NEPA]

I noticed the DUmp has been crazier than usual lately. I think that the Downing Street memo has them going.

The hatred over there has to be pathological. We never hated Clinton and democrats the way they hate Bush and republicans. Not even close.