Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
I think I know a way to smoke the DUmmies out regarding the AndyScam Scandal. Might start using the new technique this evening.
I just checked and Lisinopril is NOT a Beta Blocker. Good thing since you aren't allowed to drink coffee when taking Beta Blockers and I can't live without coffee. Also Beta Blockers can cause your talleywhacker to quit functioning properly so I am really happy that I wasn't prescribed a Beta Blocker.
Right, Lisinopril is an ACE inhibitor, I take Enalapril, which is similar. Low side effects, and it has other beneficial effects for the heart. I would suggest exercizing and trying to lose some weight (if you are overweight). I could stand to lose about 20 lbs, and from previous experience, that could lower my BP to where I could get off those meds.
If it is, it is a fairly recent development. When I first came here, it was overwhelmingly male in my view at that time. I haven't been around enough lately though to make an assumption either way.
psst, I'm female. Of course, I suppose nobody would expect a 240lb 6'4" guy to go by cupcakes--LOL
Mmmmmmmmm hostess cupcakes.... got milk?
You know, I'm very fortunate on the matter of blood-pressure, especially given how it deavastated my own family, and so in theory the genetics of the situation are not favorable for me.
But somehow by the grace of God, I escaped.
110/60, usually, and monotonously so.
All I can think of is that since the age of 18 years, I have taken 4 aspirin a day.....and oddly, aspirin is the only drug I have ever taken.
I do not know; other than that I consider myself fortunate.
Was just looking at those checks you posted. This may have been covered already, but by going to the Verity Credit Union web site, you will see that the guy that signed the check is the President of the Credit Union.
Out of all the cashiers checks I have received or bought in my life and there are plenty of them, I can't remember one where the Pres of the bank signed it. He is usually further up the chain of command than a check signer. Especially for a Credit Union with 6 branches.
Also, on the duplicate copy of the check, why is the "memo" portion blacked out, but is visible on the "original"?
I am probably wrong....but seems odd.
I guess that would depend on whether or not your were in prison. I bet there's a few guys in prison named "cupcake". :)
LOL CA, you are the same as us. Hubby reads FR pretty regularly, but I do all the posting.
I have been lucky in that respect also. A Dr. told me several years ago that if it wasn't for the cigarettes and coffee, I probably wouldn't have any blood pressure at all.
I say "soda" too. Was born in CA, about half of my family still lives there as does my husband's. I've lived most of my life in the state to the north of you (except for a brief move to CA again many years ago to go to college) and everyone here says soda, too, though I'd say "coke" is probably the second most popular word. Maybe it's a west coast thing.
Cindie
AndyScam threads are quickly becoming "chick" threads. No doubt because PJ is such a stud....
Check your mail
Well, I must be the exception to the rule, because I'm really smart in person too. :)
There's no reason to be modest!..LOL
I think my strategy will now be to DUFU regular DUmmie threads and BRING the subject matter back to Scamdy. Since it now appears that the subject of Scamdy is now TABOO in DUmmieland that is the only way to do it.
I don't know if Gruntled is a CUer incognito, but I almost choked when he said he was a "boy scout" especial considering libs feel about BSA.
Whether Gruntled is a lib or a conservative I guess is a matter of some debate but I have a hard time thinking Andy would accept the help of a boy scout, considering the warm reception the Boy Scouts received in 2000.
I don't see how posting non-proof and claiming it is proof is the act of a "boy scout" or how it helps Andy. I still think Gruntled is a DUer who is now trying his best to appeal to a conservative audience, but lacking an understanding of his audience he fails.
I think the CUer "Disgruntled" is an authentic Andyite in DUmmieland who is being used by the main scammers--with his knowledge and permission of course, but simply being used.
"Soda" tends to be the common word on the coasts, "pop" in the heartland. Except for Southerners who use "coke" as a generic word.
SD
You know, you're right, sir; "pop" is the prevalent name for soda in the center of this great nation, but then you got people like me, with parents and older siblings born and raised in the east, who use "soda" around here, and it does confuse people.
What is less confusing is my use of the eastern "bucket" for the midwestern "pail."
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