Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Okay, now that I've spent some time counting & recounting the asterisks on the checks posted at CU, there do indeed appear to be the same amount on both the original check as well as the customer copy. What gave you the impression that there were different amounts?
If I've missed the memo in which we're supposed to post false info, someone please let me know. I just assumed we didnt' need to do that. Thanks!
Why isn't it safe? Who says the picture they post is truly of themselves?
Oh, there I go being naive again. That would make more sense. Okay, nevermind.
I think I'm likely more naive than you. But I'd still never post my own picture online. Glad to see there are a FEW west-coasters still up. Why are there so few Washington people involved in this? There's a fairly high amount of freepers here.
Did you catch the post fired at me that tried to hint I was a DU mole?
It was from SarasotaRepub.
Was trying to go down the road that because I used the DUmp's terminology...in a portion of the thread dedicated to the DUmp...then that was something for me to "think about".
I saw that.
By the way, thanks for your link page (I tend to snoop everyone's homepage). You have the "suggestions for noobs". I never know how to post html or even how to use italics. I will peruse that link sometime soon!
That's right, the married couple cherokeeconservative & spouse. For some reason, I got confused & thought they were in AZ. But they're in Tacoma. The hubby corrected me.
It's been my lifeblood here. I go back and look at it all the time. I had lots of help when I first signed up here. (as opposed to CU, where they trick you at your expense)
Good night....zot well.
Does FR keep any sort of demographics on the claimed gender of its posters? I do swear, a large majority seem to be female. I have my own opinion as to why, but I'm curious if they keep demos anywhere.
I don't know-- a few people weren't very nice to me at the beginning here on FR-- but, more than a few people came immediately to my defense & many more pm'd me that I was doing okay & to stay tough. The interesting thing is that I'd been here for a while before this all happened, I just hadn't posted much. I guess it's part of the reality of the online world.
I do all the talking.....now I'm on more than he is!
My husband thinks I'm insane. He reads stuff as time allows with work, but basically, he watches baseball & I'm on here & other message boards looking for what, I don't know. It stems from being in a very blue metropolis & lacking adult interaction in regard to politics. I can't exactly bring up judicial appointments at playgroup around here (nor would I want anyone else to).
LOL The image is making me laugh. The looks you'd get. And how fast would the other moms snatch their babies away from the evil lady. :)
Accusing me of being a mole for the DUmp is about as far fetched as someone claiming Reagan was a Communist.
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